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The “just for fun, let’s not take it TOO seriously, hey?” non-willy waving Willy waving thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so I’m never winning any *actual* willy waving contests (cough  ) so let’s all have a pseudo-willy waving contest instead - just for fun!!
Why are YOU better than everyone else on Fab? Ladies can join in, it can be a foof-waggling as much as a willy-waving thread!
But hey, play nicely! It’s a Sunday evening and some of us have got school tomorrow.
I’ll start : erm, well my dear old Nan (God bless her soul  ) used to say that I was a VERY handsome boy, despite what all the girls at school used to say.
So why are YOU the bees knees compared to everyone else?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.
I'm modest.
I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.
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Did you go on a diet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve got an original lights and sounds millennium falcon in perfect condition.
It plays quotes from a new hope, mostly of Han Solo.
I also still have the original packaging in the loft. |
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"I’ve got an original lights and sounds millennium falcon in perfect condition.
It plays quotes from a new hope, mostly of Han Solo.
I also still have the original packaging in the loft."
Marry me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve got an original lights and sounds millennium falcon in perfect condition.
It plays quotes from a new hope, mostly of Han Solo.
I also still have the original packaging in the loft."
Stop the thread now!! So jealous! You win!
Although I do have a CGL Galaxy Invader 1000 in perfect working order somewhere in my attic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love football and blow jobs 
Not at the same time mind
I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD "
I’m not that much of a gift from the gods I’m afraid. No blow jobs whilst watching MOTD. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love football and blow jobs
Not at the same time mind
I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD
I’m not that much of a gift from the gods I’m afraid. No blow jobs whilst watching MOTD. "
Imagine if you DID though! You could rest a beer or cider on your head while watching the game! Perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.
I'm modest.
I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.
Did you go on a diet "
Do you want a kick in the nuts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love football and blow jobs
Not at the same time mind
I dunno, depends what seating position you employ during MOTD
I’m not that much of a gift from the gods I’m afraid. No blow jobs whilst watching MOTD.
Imagine if you DID though! You could rest a beer or cider on your head while watching the game! Perfect! "
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Anything for you DB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, I'm not full of myself, like most other women on here.
I'm modest.
I'm beautiful and I am better at sex than any woman on here.
Did you go on a diet
Do you want a kick in the nuts "
Quick to jump on the gun, well whatever it is you're doing you're looking slimmer than the last time I saw you so kudos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have hypnotic eyes... I'm actually really crap in bed but you'll never know because I'll put you in a trance and convince you it was the best night of your life "
I’m easily titnotised too! Just sayin’  |
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"I have hypnotic eyes... I'm actually really crap in bed but you'll never know because I'll put you in a trance and convince you it was the best night of your life
I’m easily titnotised too! Just sayin’ "
I think you just invented a new word...and one that will be very useful on here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I'm told I have great hands and that I'm a fun guy to be around. Couple that with great attention to detail and a willingness to please and I've gotta be worth a meet or ten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm probably the best chef on fab... Actually, no probably about it! Probably the only award winning one too! "
no way u do beans on toast better thsn me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab 
Oi. I’ll fight you for that title! "
I’ll get a big paddling pool, copious amounts of baby oil and some bikinis. Tickets on sale from 9am tomorrow, pre-register now fellas! |
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"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab
Oi. I’ll fight you for that title!
I’ll get a big paddling pool, copious amounts of baby oil and some bikinis. Tickets on sale from 9am tomorrow, pre-register now fellas! "
Balls... I knew I should have kept my nips covered... Now look at the fun I'm missing out on!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab
Oi. I’ll fight you for that title!
I’ll get a big paddling pool, copious amounts of baby oil and some bikinis. Tickets on sale from 9am tomorrow, pre-register now fellas! "
. Sounds fun. Count me in! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Because I’m the friendliest, kindest, most caring woman with breasts but no nipples on show, lady on Fab
Oi. I’ll fight you for that title! "
There’s room for two! What sort of fight? Wrestling?  |
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