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Weirdest things you've found in your garden
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thought I would throw this out there after T found this on YouTube... Gotta admit there's some weird things from loaded guns to cash to church bells! Only thing I have ever found at any one time was the skeleton of 3 dogs and a ferret... Not quite the bone I was looking for!!!  |
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Half a car... Buried in my garden.
I lived in a terrace house at the time.
Not a bloody clue how it got there?
Now... I live nr a pub, I've gained a lovely collection of glasses, I recover off the wall & my front garden Saturday & Sunday mornings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I found eggs during the summer in my back garden, apparently when I was about 3/4 I’d steal the eggs from the fridge and then I’d bury the eggs in the back garden in hopes that they’d grow |
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"I found eggs during the summer in my back garden, apparently when I was about 3/4 I’d steal the eggs from the fridge and then I’d bury the eggs in the back garden in hopes that they’d grow "
Have you considered therapy for that activity?
Strangest thing I found was a lime green snake! Saw it curled up from kitchen window, nearly pooped myself until I discovered it was plastic! The little twat bag next door had placed it there! I suggested in future he concentrate on his school homework!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I found eggs during the summer in my back garden, apparently when I was about 3/4 I’d steal the eggs from the fridge and then I’d bury the eggs in the back garden in hopes that they’d grow
Have you considered therapy for that activity?
Strangest thing I found was a lime green snake! Saw it curled up from kitchen window, nearly pooped myself until I discovered it was plastic! The little twat bag next door had placed it there! I suggested in future he concentrate on his school homework! "
Therapy? No I’m way too far gone for that to work |
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"I found eggs during the summer in my back garden, apparently when I was about 3/4 I’d steal the eggs from the fridge and then I’d bury the eggs in the back garden in hopes that they’d grow "
Haha I used to pinch eggs from the fridge as a toddler, and sit on them hoping they'd hatch.
As I was a fairly sturdy child this inevitably didn't end well... |
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"I found eggs during the summer in my back garden, apparently when I was about 3/4 I’d steal the eggs from the fridge and then I’d bury the eggs in the back garden in hopes that they’d grow
Haha I used to pinch eggs from the fridge as a toddler, and sit on them hoping they'd hatch.
As I was a fairly sturdy child this inevitably didn't end well..."
Well that’s one way of scrambling an egg I suppose  |
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"After a particular windy day I found the neighbors knickers in my hedge the shock on her face when I said I’ve got something of yours
How did you know they were your neighbours knickers?"
simple she had her washing out that day and my other neighbor is a bloke kind of narrows it down and she said she had certain items of clothing missing case closed columbo |
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"After a particular windy day I found the neighbors knickers in my hedge the shock on her face when I said I’ve got something of yours
How did you know they were your neighbours knickers? simple she had her washing out that day and my other neighbor is a bloke kind of narrows it down and she said she had certain items of clothing missing case closed columbo "
Maybe ‘the bloke neighbour’ wears women’s undies. It’s feasible..... what happens behind closed doors and all that |
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"After a particular windy day I found the neighbors knickers in my hedge the shock on her face when I said I’ve got something of yours
How did you know they were your neighbours knickers? simple she had her washing out that day and my other neighbor is a bloke kind of narrows it down and she said she had certain items of clothing missing case closed columbo
Maybe ‘the bloke neighbour’ wears women’s undies. It’s feasible..... what happens behind closed doors and all that "
I think he may of took it the wrong way if I said oi mate are these yours I think it could of ended up with him hitting me |
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"After a particular windy day I found the neighbors knickers in my hedge the shock on her face when I said I’ve got something of yours
How did you know they were your neighbours knickers? simple she had her washing out that day and my other neighbor is a bloke kind of narrows it down and she said she had certain items of clothing missing case closed columbo
Maybe ‘the bloke neighbour’ wears women’s undies. It’s feasible..... what happens behind closed doors and all that I think he may of took it the wrong way if I said oi mate are these yours I think it could of ended up with him hitting me "
I reckon they belong to ‘the bloke neighbour’ and you’ll no doubt look at him differently now. Oh how Fab has changed me lol |
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"After a particular windy day I found the neighbors knickers in my hedge the shock on her face when I said I’ve got something of yours
How did you know they were your neighbours knickers? simple she had her washing out that day and my other neighbor is a bloke kind of narrows it down and she said she had certain items of clothing missing case closed columbo
Maybe ‘the bloke neighbour’ wears women’s undies. It’s feasible..... what happens behind closed doors and all that I think he may of took it the wrong way if I said oi mate are these yours I think it could of ended up with him hitting me
I reckon they belong to ‘the bloke neighbour’ and you’ll no doubt look at him differently now. Oh how Fab has changed me lol "
ill have to keep an eye out next time he has his washing out |
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I found 2 Limax maximus and they freaked me out as I'd never seen them before nor heard of them. Known as The Leopard Slug.
Also I was mowing my grass, looked up and had a very Large Vulture sat on my house roof. I called the Hawk Conservancy near me and it was an escapee called Sundance. They eventually got him back after a 7hr chase. |
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"I found 2 Limax maximus and they freaked me out as I'd never seen them before nor heard of them. Known as The Leopard Slug.
Also I was mowing my grass, looked up and had a very Large Vulture sat on my house roof. I called the Hawk Conservancy near me and it was an escapee called Sundance. They eventually got him back after a 7hr chase. "
Was Sundance ok in the end? Bless. |
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Loads of Neolithic Flints in my Potato Patch. Mostly debitage but a couple of barbed/ tanged arrowheads, cores and some scrapers. A baked clay sling-bullet.
Some clay pipes and a gold ring with a kind of fleur de lys design and a red stone set in it. The ring was medieval.
I also once came out with my coffee one morning to sit on my garden seat and I'd been sat there for five minutes or so when a Hare stretched itself out in the long grass beside my bench. I hadn't noticed it and it had been there all the time. It just walked around me for a bit then lay down again. It was big! |
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By *oserMan
over a year ago
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"Boys undies under daughters bed room window. Shopping trolley, dead cat.
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So,,, he climbed out the window, forgot his jocks, she spotted them, lobbed them out the window after him, they landed on his head, he was temporarily blinded, misplaced his footing on the trolley he had used to bunt up to the window earlier, fell onto the cat and killed the damn thing   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my previous house..
When we moved in there was a massive mound of earth in the back garden..
Which hid an old sofa and a lounge window frame..complete with glass |
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