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Fucking with 24hour supermarket security guards.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Does anyone else ever find themselves tempted? 
I've always found the big bald ones sexy."
I love the way they look at you when you smile at them as you walk in, and you just know they are following you all over the shop on CCTV!
Pause to browse the high risk items and examine the security tagging on them all!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports  "
Fucking legendary! When he ran round the bar with a ciggeret just after the smoking ban!
He was like my third favourite off balls of steel, scummy mummy was first followed by militant black man.  |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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"Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports
Fucking legendary! When he ran round the bar with a ciggeret just after the smoking ban!
He was like my third favourite off balls of steel, scummy mummy was first followed by militant black man. "
Bunny boiler always cracked me up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just makes me think of Neg’s urban sports
Fucking legendary! When he ran round the bar with a ciggeret just after the smoking ban!
He was like my third favourite off balls of steel, scummy mummy was first followed by militant black man.
Bunny boiler always cracked me up"
When scummy mummy goes in the tattooist with the kid, I’d like a tattoo to tenner his birthday!
Then she shows him the picture and says she wants it on the baby  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pick the security tags off items and stick them on peoples back. Hilarious!!"
I once took a loose spider tag (those wind shut ones on boxes) and we held down our mate and made him look like bane with it. |
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