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Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".  |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose". "
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose". "
That was me. My other half was asking me to get him a waterproof fleece with built in fairy lights as well as a tin of swallows tails in aspic.
I HAD to say I was in Waitrose. They don't sell those lines. |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose". "
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?  |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose". "
Did they have those huge Poinsettia with glitter on this year, I always buy one of those for an elderly lady I know, she loves them!  |
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over a year ago
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"I put my Waitrose bags inside Harrods food bags
I put my Harrods bags inside my Fortnum and Masons' bags...... God forbid someone should think i'd stoop to Harrods food hall. "
Gosh one must change one’s shopping tactics  |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind). "
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?  |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!? "
No, it's normal for me too! I keep my likits in a waitrose bag... Shameful! Lol |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!? "
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses? |
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"I put my Waitrose bags inside Harrods food bags
I put my Harrods bags inside my Fortnum and Masons' bags...... God forbid someone should think i'd stoop to Harrods food hall. "
I was lusting after the Fortnum and Mason Violet, and Pistachio & Clotted Cream bisquits in St Pancras the other day....  |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses? "
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!! |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl? "
Me, obviously...and her. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!! "
Which Fortnum’s hampers have you plumped for this year?
I decided to rein it in and spend less than the value of my favourite watch this year...
If I don’t spend less than five figures, I might stand accused of being ostentatious....  |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl? "
People who are not pretentious, haughty, snobs. |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
People who are not pretentious, haughty, snobs. "
You mean people who don’t drive German cars and wear Swiss watches!?
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
People who are not pretentious, haughty, snobs.
You mean people who don’t drive German cars and wear Swiss watches!?
Ewww. "
Have you looked at German cars in the reliability tables lately, they're not all that. Much better off with a more reliable Honda or Toyota. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Tesco after midnight experience is fascinating.
The AsDa after dark hundred is ace if your a little tipsy.
Especially if y’all pick y’alls atire specially.  |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!!
Which Fortnum’s hampers have you plumped for this year?
I decided to rein it in and spend less than the value of my favourite watch this year...
If I don’t spend less than five figures, I might stand accused of being ostentatious.... "
I know who you remind me of now - the look in your eyes in some of your avatars reminds me of some of Van Gogh's self-portraits. Are you a tortured soul?? |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
People who are not pretentious, haughty, snobs.
You mean people who don’t drive German cars and wear Swiss watches!?
Ewww.
Have you looked at German cars in the reliability tables lately, they're not all that. Much better off with a more reliable Honda or Toyota. "
But who wants to drive a car fit for an uber driver when you can have a rambunctious, Germanic straight six between your legs.
Driving cars like that make you want to single-handedly invade Poland...
Why oh why did I sell my M3  ... |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
People who are not pretentious, haughty, snobs.
You mean people who don’t drive German cars and wear Swiss watches!?
Ewww.
Have you looked at German cars in the reliability tables lately, they're not all that. Much better off with a more reliable Honda or Toyota.
But who wants to drive a car fit for an uber driver when you can have a rambunctious, Germanic straight six between your legs.
Driving cars like that make you want to single-handedly invade Poland...
Why oh why did I sell my M3 ... "
Not sure did it break down on you? |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!!
Which Fortnum’s hampers have you plumped for this year?
I decided to rein it in and spend less than the value of my favourite watch this year...
If I don’t spend less than five figures, I might stand accused of being ostentatious....
I know who you remind me of now - the look in your eyes in some of your avatars reminds me of some of Van Gogh's self-portraits. Are you a tortured soul??"
A tortured soul? Probably, aren’t we all? I haven’t cut one of my own ears off yet, but give it time.
I’m still dining out on how I managed to get the word rumbunctious into one of my irreverent posts on Fab.
You remind me of my mum (albeit a slightly less classy version of her).
Top bantah. You aren’t all bad, Frisky....  |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!!
Which Fortnum’s hampers have you plumped for this year?
I decided to rein it in and spend less than the value of my favourite watch this year...
If I don’t spend less than five figures, I might stand accused of being ostentatious....
I know who you remind me of now - the look in your eyes in some of your avatars reminds me of some of Van Gogh's self-portraits. Are you a tortured soul??
A tortured soul? Probably, aren’t we all? I haven’t cut one of my own ears off yet, but give it time.
I’m still dining out on how I managed to get the word rumbunctious into one of my irreverent posts on Fab.
You remind me of my mum (albeit a slightly less classy version of her).
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Darling if I was your Mum you would've been much better looking! |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!!
Which Fortnum’s hampers have you plumped for this year?
I decided to rein it in and spend less than the value of my favourite watch this year...
If I don’t spend less than five figures, I might stand accused of being ostentatious....
I know who you remind me of now - the look in your eyes in some of your avatars reminds me of some of Van Gogh's self-portraits. Are you a tortured soul??
A tortured soul? Probably, aren’t we all? I haven’t cut one of my own ears off yet, but give it time.
I’m still dining out on how I managed to get the word rumbunctious into one of my irreverent posts on Fab.
You remind me of my mum (albeit a slightly less classy version of her).
Darling if I was your Mum you would've been much better looking! "
Great response. A withering put-down indeed.
I’ve finally encountered someone on Fab who can match my level of word-smithing, and that takes some doing.
You’re a sort.
Imagine the makeup sex, if it wasn’t for the age gap. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
It's near the stables silly - and I love their sugar free dark chocolate and vegetarian bites!!
Which Fortnum’s hampers have you plumped for this year?
I decided to rein it in and spend less than the value of my favourite watch this year...
If I don’t spend less than five figures, I might stand accused of being ostentatious....
I know who you remind me of now - the look in your eyes in some of your avatars reminds me of some of Van Gogh's self-portraits. Are you a tortured soul??
A tortured soul? Probably, aren’t we all? I haven’t cut one of my own ears off yet, but give it time.
I’m still dining out on how I managed to get the word rumbunctious into one of my irreverent posts on Fab.
You remind me of my mum (albeit a slightly less classy version of her).
Darling if I was your Mum you would've been much better looking!
Great response. A withering put-down indeed.
I’ve finally encountered someone on Fab who can match my level of word-smithing, and that takes some doing.
You’re a sort.
Imagine the makeup sex, if it wasn’t for the age gap. "
Ah yes, I like angry make-up sex, but alas, I gave up the toyboys with the male models from POF a couple of years ago.... |
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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses? "
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses "
What's the best way to make a small fortune out of horses? Start with a large one...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses "
You can never have to many horses. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses "
The living is cheap oop north.
Stop moaning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses "
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!? |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses "
I have 3.... Skint enough with that lot, let alone 7! |
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By *onyGalWoman
over a year ago
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
The living is cheap oop north.
Stop moaning. "
Horses are never cheap
I rode today and managed to almost delude myself that it had cost me nothing... |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!? "
I’ve seen quite a few old nags, fit only for the knacker’s yard.
This particular thoroughbread stallion is growing increasingly frustrated with the fab stable.... |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl? "
Yes, yes, we know you hate Lidl. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!? "
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ? |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ? "
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times... |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
Yes, yes, we know you hate Lidl. "
Occasionally the boyfriend, who as we know takes home more than 70k |
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By *icentiousCouple
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl? "
Us. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times... "
Did you buy some sour grapes with your German car and your Swiss watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times...
Did you buy some sour grapes with your German car and your Swiss watch? "
Sour kraut? |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
Yes, yes, we know you hate Lidl.
Occasionally the boyfriend, who as we know takes home more than 70k "
But you secretly wish he looked like me ... |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times...
Did you buy some sour grapes with your German car and your Swiss watch? "
Nah, the Rolex dealer threw them in for free. |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl?
Yes, yes, we know you hate Lidl.
Occasionally the boyfriend, who as we know takes home more than 70k
But you secretly wish he looked like me ... "
Nah, not even slightly, I like a clean shave, no grease, jell or wax and broader.
Also I’m assuming he’s taller. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times... "
Or maybe he means the Walter Mittys who work in the chipolata section, who over compensate by try to hard. |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times...
Or maybe he means the Walter Mittys who work in the chipolata section, who over compensate by try to hard."
Look at your profile pic and then remind me which of us is working hard in the chipolata section.
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times...
Or maybe he means the Walter Mittys who work in the chipolata section, who over compensate by try to hard."
The Lidl mini-bratwurst are the best on the market I'll have you know!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yah, taller and earns more, less ....... ratty looking, less ..... fake.
You’ve said he’s taller twice.
Are you telling me or convincing yourself? "
I assumed then I checked xx |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol! "
Not for another 30 years or so |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so "
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol! |
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"Yah, taller and earns more, less ....... ratty looking, less ..... fake.
You’ve said he’s taller twice.
Are you telling me or convincing yourself?
I assumed then I checked xx "
Good to know he’s 6”3+.
How’s his face?! |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times...
Or maybe he means the Walter Mittys who work in the chipolata section, who over compensate by try to hard.
Look at your profile pic and then remind me which of us is working hard in the chipolata section.
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Are those sunglasses prescription, I suggest you get down Specsavers in the morning ?! |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!"
That’s a biologically incorrect statement... |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
Talking of horses, anyone seen any one-trick ponies around these parts!?
Oh, you mean Terry Tryhards ?
Maybe he means the dick van dykes...
This place is a true sausage factory at times...
Or maybe he means the Walter Mittys who work in the chipolata section, who over compensate by try to hard.
Look at your profile pic and then remind me which of us is working hard in the chipolata section.
Are those sunglasses prescription, I suggest you get down Specsavers in the morning ?! "
Which sunglasses would those be?
You must have checked my profile out to have seen the sunnies pics.... |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!
That’s a biologically incorrect statement... "
Indeed, but it suits my argument! |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!
That’s a biologically incorrect statement...
Indeed, but it suits my argument!"
Nope, I’m afraid you blinked, and I skewered you there.
I know you can do better.
Can someone tell me that drinks in Euston aren’t a wise decision?! |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
What kind of scummer shops at Lidl? "
Off subject, we think you are a nice man. |
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"Yah, taller and earns more, less ....... ratty looking, less ..... fake.
You’ve said he’s taller twice.
Are you telling me or convincing yourself?
I assumed then I checked xx
Good to know he’s 6”3+.
How’s his face?! "
As stated previously clean shaven
As stated previously less ratty less fake.
6’5”
FYI ‘= feet “= inches
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!
That’s a biologically incorrect statement...
Indeed, but it suits my argument!
Nope, I’m afraid you blinked, and I skewered you there.
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You are mistaken - I have no ego vested in a throwaway joke, I just think you boys should stop wasting your energy willy-waving .... but whatever, if it pleases you all.
Go to St Pancras International Hotel instead - lovely bars in there. |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose". "
See if I was there I would have shouted down her phone. No you're ot you're in Lidls |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
See if I was there I would have shouted down her phone. No you're ot you're in Lidls"
Haha, or just shouted 'Fuck me, I could've sworn this was Lidl!!' |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!
That’s a biologically incorrect statement...
Indeed, but it suits my argument!
Nope, I’m afraid you blinked, and I skewered you there.
You are mistaken - I have no ego vested in a throwaway joke, I just think you boys should stop wasting your energy willy-waving .... but whatever, if it pleases you all.
Go to St Pancras International Hotel instead - lovely bars in there."
The Searcy’s in there is rather spiffing. Good suggestion. |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
See if I was there I would have shouted down her phone. No you're ot you're in Lidls
Haha, or just shouted 'Fuck me, I could've sworn this was Lidl!!' "
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches.... "
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long! |
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches....
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long! "
Shush. |
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"Shopping in Lidl's yesterday a woman was having a heated discussion on the phone, part of the conversation went thus: "There's nothing i can do about it, i'm in Waitrose".
See if I was there I would have shouted down her phone. No you're ot you're in Lidls
Haha, or just shouted 'Fuck me, I could've sworn this was Lidl!!' "
I'm a right twat in supermarkets. I hate shopping so got to make it interesting. When I went with my ex I used to pretend I've lost her and ask them to call her on the speaker system. I ask them to say 'her name' rhys has lost his phone and he can't find you. Loads of other things too. Good times! |
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches....
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long!
Shush. "
Dang I’m right ...... he’s got a 1” willy |
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches....
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long! "
That's because he has wandered out of Lidl into Subway |
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches....
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long!
That's because he has wandered out of Lidl into Subway "
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!
That’s a biologically incorrect statement...
Indeed, but it suits my argument!
Nope, I’m afraid you blinked, and I skewered you there.
You are mistaken - I have no ego vested in a throwaway joke, I just think you boys should stop wasting your energy willy-waving .... but whatever, if it pleases you all.
Go to St Pancras International Hotel instead - lovely bars in there.
The Searcy’s in there is rather spiffing. Good suggestion. "
No, go in the Booking Office bar - and thank me later. |
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"Haha, I think young men should remember that one day they will run out of testosterone and should all learn to save it for the bedroom and not waste it on sausage fights lol!
Not for another 30 years or so
There's a finite amount ya know, once it's gone, it's gone lol!
That’s a biologically incorrect statement...
Indeed, but it suits my argument!
Nope, I’m afraid you blinked, and I skewered you there.
You are mistaken - I have no ego vested in a throwaway joke, I just think you boys should stop wasting your energy willy-waving .... but whatever, if it pleases you all.
Go to St Pancras International Hotel instead - lovely bars in there.
The Searcy’s in there is rather spiffing. Good suggestion.
No, go in the Booking Office bar - and thank me later."
Good shout again, you’re clearly a lady of excuisite taste.
That would be wasted on the reprobates I’m meeting tonight.
We may be sticking to the parcel yard tonight (quite close by, next to Kings +). |
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches....
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long!
Shush.
Dang I’m right ...... he’s got a 1” willy "
It’s a lot smaller than that... |
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"I wonder how many people in Lidl can handle the metric system?
Cocks will always be measured in inches....
You see a man who mistakes feet for inches.............. dam he thinks it’s a foot long!
Shush.
Dang I’m right ...... he’s got a 1” willy
It’s a lot smaller than that... "
Shush |
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"I feel like a right plonker when I pick up my Waitrose bag and go to Tesco (by accident, mind).
I always take my hemp Waitrose bag to Sainsbury's on the way home from the horses - should I be embarassed lol!?
Yes, you really should.
Why slum it in Sainsbury’s when you own a string of horses?
probably because of the horses. Everyone thinks I’m minted because I have 7 horses.. actually I’m skint BECAUSE I own 7 horses
The living is cheap oop north.
Stop moaning.
Horses are never cheap
I rode today and managed to almost delude myself that it had cost me nothing... "
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