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Flexible hardon...

By *siancouple4fem OP Couple over a year ago

West Midlands

Ok so when I get stiff, I get stiff! My penis is rock solid and doesn't flex at all, I can't pee with it that's for sure.

When we had sex last it was extremely stiff to the point it was uncomfortable, I've never had this before so was a first. My question is - disregarding the uncomfortable experience are there other guys out there that can't flex once hard?

Mr X

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Congratulations, a question I've not seen before!

In terms of an answer, there's no flex for me, although I can occasionally pee through it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s a flex?

If you mean whether you can hold your penis down and have a pee. Then, no. If you got that morning horn then you’re waiting a while before you can do that wee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No you can’t pee with a hard on

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By *moothCriminal_xMan over a year ago

Redditch

erm…. I can pee with an erection - shouldn't close up your urethra! I cant force my penis down facing though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'll surely can pee. However, aiming will be the problem. Stand back. On my scientific reckoning I'd say about three feet should be sufficient for a direct, arcing stream into loo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh jeez lol

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By *ondonFreakMan over a year ago

London

Maybe get your blood pressure tested?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you need washable paint on the ceiling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pics or it didn't happen...

I know I say no dick pics on my profile but on this occasion I shall allow!

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By *siancouple4fem OP Couple over a year ago

West Midlands

Ok guys I need to rephrase a little, yes you can pee but I'd much prefer it in the toilet and not on my face lol.

Secondly, out the countless dick pics we receive on a daily some seem to be hard but pointing downwards or straight and not completely upright.

I can flex a semi very well and point it in the right direction.

Apologies can't remember who asked but flex=flexible I.e move around up and down etc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t you stand on your head with your feet on the wall behind the loo and pee that way? Just a suggestion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well done, op, you managed to get all this people to talk about your cock.

Is it big though? You haven’t mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

life hack, you can lay across the toilet and have a piss whilst hard. You're welcome

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By *siancouple4fem OP Couple over a year ago

West Midlands

"well done, op, you managed to get all this people to talk about your cock.

Is it big though? You haven’t mentioned "

Not sure whether that's a sarcastic comment or not but it was not my intention, also they're not talking about my cock I'm asking about theirs lol.

FYI - It's about the same size as a cashew nut swing as you asked.

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By *siancouple4fem OP Couple over a year ago

West Midlands

*seeing

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By *siancouple4fem OP Couple over a year ago

West Midlands

"life hack, you can lay across the toilet and have a piss whilst hard. You're welcome

Might give that a try

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

FYI - It's about the same size as a cashew nut swing as you asked.

I know how big a cashew nut is but a cashew nut swing ??

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"life hack, you can lay across the toilet and have a piss whilst hard. You're welcome

How did you find out??

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By *siancouple4fem OP Couple over a year ago

West Midlands

FYI - It's about the same size as a cashew nut swing as you asked.

I know how big a cashew nut is but a cashew nut swing ??"

Refer to the almost instantaneous correction below it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No you can’t pee with a hard on "
u can if you pull the bace away from you hurts but doable

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"life hack, you can lay across the toilet and have a piss whilst hard. You're welcome

How did you find out??

I used to have a dick

Jokes. Saw it in a movie. “That awkward moment” with Zac Efron and Miles Teller

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