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The incredibly generic “say something nice about someone in this thread” thread
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The rules are simple, the first 10 respondents have to be men saying they’re in.
The 11th person to join must also be a man and complain about it being a cock fest at the moment but they’ll pop back later, without even the faintest bit of irony that they’re adding to said cock fest.
Eventually a woman should join. At which point all the men should cluster message her en masse.
These men should then post again saying exactly how much they fancy the woman (despite having NEVER seen her face) but her blimmin’ filters prevent them from privately messaging her to jolly well tell her so.
The early posting men should rejoin the thread to reaffirm that they’re ‘in again’ despite never actually leaving the thread in the first place.
These men should decide whether to be in the ‘whingers’ group complaining about having an empty inbox so far, or the ‘liars’ group who say how much they’re enjoying the thread despite not receiving one solitary reply to all the messages they sent out.
The women in the thread should say how they’re enjoying all the nice messages in their inbox but should never reply to any of them, except maybe the ripped hunks. Or the other women.
Mid way through the thread someone should join in to remind us that it’s always the same people that are named in these sort of threads and add a throw away comment about cliques.
Members of the clique should then join the thread forcefully proclaiming there IS NO CLIQUE, just a group of friends that like to talk to each other and have their own private in-jokes and all that and hence naturally exclude all other outsiders from their conversations
When the influx of messages to the ladies starts to ease they should now be the latest to proclaim that they’re ‘in again’ (despite also never actually leaving) to reignite the deluge of messages. Later, these very same ladies should update their statuses to say “4,000 messages in my inbox. Had to bulk delete. Sorry” and start their own thread on the forums about how bad all these bloody men in their inbox are.
Finally, it’s essential that at some point someone must play their ‘joker’ to turn the thread into a bitchy argumentative hate fest.
Right, that’s all the rules sorted I think.
What have I missed?
Who’s playing??
I’m IN by the way!  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Someone should post a message resurrecting the thread if it went to thread heaven with an oddly cheery message that doesn't quite answer the op.
Someone should post about how they think everyone who doesn't get named is wonderful and well and truly champion the under dog. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone should post a message resurrecting the thread if it went to thread heaven with an oddly cheery message that doesn't quite answer the op.
Someone should post about how they think everyone who doesn't get named is wonderful and well and truly champion the under dog."
Snog AND fuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone got a tl;dr?
I really couldn't be bothered to read all that. "
Now then young man! You get out what you put in.
Actually, that sounds a bit rude. Not sure exactly why... Maybe I've been on here too long  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone got a tl;dr?
I really couldn't be bothered to read all that.
Now then young man! You get out what you put in.
Actually, that sounds a bit rude. Not sure exactly why... Maybe I've been on here too long "
Hey, I'm just happy I got called young |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone got a tl;dr?
I really couldn't be bothered to read all that.
Now then young man! You get out what you put in.
Actually, that sounds a bit rude. Not sure exactly why... Maybe I've been on here too long
Hey, I'm just happy I got called young"
That was my "say something nice" bit. Job done! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Dan so cynical.  .
But here’s a compliment for you, a truly nice guy and loves Christmas x 
He failed miserably though as the first 10 posters weren't men  "
It’s not my fault nobody is playing by the rules!!
Oh, I’m in again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh Dan so cynical. .
But here’s a compliment for you, a truly nice guy and loves Christmas x
He failed miserably though as the first 10 posters weren't men
It’s not my fault nobody is playing by the rules!!
Oh, I’m in again! "
Oh go on then  Dan puts Santa to shame in the festive cheer department. |
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