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What's the worst thing you've innocently put in your mouth?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having tried Corsodyl toothpaste this morning and discovered that there are NO words for how disgusting it tastes!!!
Got me thinking to the worst thing you've innocently tasted? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The small people in my house thought it would be funny to encourage me to do the ‘ bean boozled ‘ challenge ( have no idea if that’s actully the right name for it, but it’s along those lines) anyhow it turns out although I have no idea what I was actually tasting, it was most definitely was the worst thing I’ve ever put in my mouth
Mrs blue eyes "
My little people were guided towards taking their Beanboozle set into school for their friends to share on the fun!!! No way was I risking that |
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Hubby was staying in an air B&B forgot to take toothpaste and looked in their cupboard to borrow some, he didn't have his glasses on. The toothpaste tasted vile and on closer inspection he realised it was haemorhoid cream. |
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There's nothing quite as vile to have in your mouth as the tongue of someone you dislike.... One good reason for avoiding pubs over Christmas ~ dr*nken opportunistic letches with Mistletoe!!
You know how it is... Someone taps you on the shoulder and you turn around into a full-on, invasive tongue assault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ghost hot pepper sauce. Omg no amount of ice-cream or milk could take the burn away. 20 minutes of sheer hell. Never again
Something worse... At the same BBQ a guy had some then rubbed his eyes after some went on his fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having tried Corsodyl toothpaste this morning and discovered that there are NO words for how disgusting it tastes!!!
Got me thinking to the worst thing you've innocently tasted?" jellied eels never again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Five cocks. I was busy that weekend.
What happened to no 4?"
I was just seeing if anyone was paying attention, thank you for noticing my amazing anecdotes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once woke up somewhat dehydrated in a hotel and took a big swig out of the can of 7up on the bedside table
Unbeknown to me, my Mrs had used it as an ashtray the night before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battered prawn ball covered in cream.
Was meant to be a battered banana but the buffet staff at the Chinese got them mixed up! "
That reminds me of my pissed up Uncle serving me mince & onion pie with custard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Motherhood put some pretty rotten things in my mouth - breast milk, formula, baby sick, pee and I'm sure I'm not the only reduced to sucking snot out of a bunged up baby's nose !! |
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