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over a year ago
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Anyone else hungry?
I want to go through to the kitchen but I’ll disrupt the dogs, and I’m comfy in bed cuddling KingC4611 so meh.
Someone bring me soft, giant, melty triple chocolate cookies please. We can do a trade - what would you like in return? |
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"Anyone else hungry?
I want to go through to the kitchen but I’ll disrupt the dogs, and I’m comfy in bed cuddling KingC4611 so meh.
Someone bring me soft, giant, melty triple chocolate cookies please. We can do a trade - what would you like in return?"
I would love to be your deliveroo driver rocking upto your bedroom with hot melts cookies for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone else hungry?
I want to go through to the kitchen but I’ll disrupt the dogs, and I’m comfy in bed cuddling KingC4611 so meh.
Someone bring me soft, giant, melty triple chocolate cookies please. We can do a trade - what would you like in return?
I would love to be your deliveroo driver rocking upto your bedroom with hot melts cookies for you"
Awesome, I’ll get a wee £2 tip for ya for your troubles x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooooh choccy cookies...yummy
I waaaaaaant
You can have my whole packet 
You’re such a star x
What would you like in return?
Nothing in return....I’m on a diet "
I’ll give ya a cheeky pokey bum wank |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested "
No, I want cookies |
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"Oooooh choccy cookies...yummy
I waaaaaaant
You can have my whole packet
You’re such a star x
What would you like in return?
Nothing in return....I’m on a diet
I’ll give ya a cheeky pokey bum wank
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"Anyone else hungry?
I want to go through to the kitchen but I’ll disrupt the dogs, and I’m comfy in bed cuddling KingC4611 so meh.
Someone bring me soft, giant, melty triple chocolate cookies please. We can do a trade - what would you like in return?"
budge up a bit ..I want a queen leviosa sandwich |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anyone else hungry?
I want to go through to the kitchen but I’ll disrupt the dogs, and I’m comfy in bed cuddling KingC4611 so meh.
Someone bring me soft, giant, melty triple chocolate cookies please. We can do a trade - what would you like in return?
budge up a bit ..I want a queen leviosa sandwich"
Yes sir |
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies "
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland? "
Yep.  |
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over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies "
what about all the crumbs in the bed... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
what about all the crumbs in the bed... "
No time for crumbs when it comes to me, I inhale food |
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep. "
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes "
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!! |
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!! "
You must be thinking about someone else, you are well gorgeous, and you are well mature beyond your age, that is why I like you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!!
You must be thinking about someone else, you are well gorgeous, and you are well mature beyond your age, that is why I like you x "
No, it was you - said I’m punching above my weight, and it’s a shame my husband is straight
But aw - thank you! You’ve genuinely made me smile  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!!
You must be thinking about someone else, you are well gorgeous, and you are well mature beyond your age, that is why I like you x
No, it was you - said I’m punching above my weight, and it’s a shame my husband is straight
But aw - thank you! You’ve genuinely made me smile x"
Your status just made me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!!
You must be thinking about someone else, you are well gorgeous, and you are well mature beyond your age, that is why I like you x
No, it was you - said I’m punching above my weight, and it’s a shame my husband is straight
But aw - thank you! You’ve genuinely made me smile x
Your status just made me laugh "
Last week it was the fruit and veg aisle...but too many folk assumed the fruit and veg would get involved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just home from the pub with a king prawn chilli Balti, tikka naan, Bombay spuds and garlic rice
I think alcohol might have been involved with my choice with no regards to suffering tomorrow  "
Ooooh wouldn’t fancy snogging you tonight! |
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"Just home from the pub with a king prawn chilli Balti, tikka naan, Bombay spuds and garlic rice
I think alcohol might have been involved with my choice with no regards to suffering tomorrow
Ooooh wouldn’t fancy snogging you tonight!"
Or for about 72 hours ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just home from the pub with a king prawn chilli Balti, tikka naan, Bombay spuds and garlic rice
I think alcohol might have been involved with my choice with no regards to suffering tomorrow
Ooooh wouldn’t fancy snogging you tonight!
Or for about 72 hours ! "
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"Just home from the pub with a king prawn chilli Balti, tikka naan, Bombay spuds and garlic rice
I think alcohol might have been involved with my choice with no regards to suffering tomorrow
Ooooh wouldn’t fancy snogging you tonight!
Or for about 72 hours !
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I'm away with the kids for the weekend tomorrow so it's not a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fresh Scones jam and cream,
But #jamfirst please
You’re a wrong’un!
Say what! Always jam first!
No, cream first!! "
You’ve gone down in my estimation lady!! |
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over a year ago
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"Fresh Scones jam and cream,
But #jamfirst please
You’re a wrong’un!
Say what! Always jam first!
No, cream first!!
You’ve gone down in my estimation lady!!"
I’ll change, I swear! |
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over a year ago
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"Just home from the pub with a king prawn chilli Balti, tikka naan, Bombay spuds and garlic rice
I think alcohol might have been involved with my choice with no regards to suffering tomorrow
Ooooh wouldn’t fancy snogging you tonight!
Or for about 72 hours !
I'm away with the kids for the weekend tomorrow so it's not a problem "
No throwing up x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fresh Scones jam and cream,
But #jamfirst please
You’re a wrong’un!
Say what! Always jam first!
No, cream first!!
You’ve gone down in my estimation lady!!"
War have been fought over less its like pastys crimped on top taint right taint proper!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fresh Scones jam and cream,
But #jamfirst please
You’re a wrong’un!
Say what! Always jam first!
No, cream first!!
You’ve gone down in my estimation lady!!
I’ll change, I swear!"
Ha. How’s it even possible to spread the jam though  |
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"Fresh Scones jam and cream,
But #jamfirst please
You’re a wrong’un!
Say what! Always jam first!
No, cream first!!
You’ve gone down in my estimation lady!!
I’ll change, I swear!
Ha. How’s it even possible to spread the jam though "
Cream is the butter, you wouldn't make a sandwich with butter on top of the filling |
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!!
You must be thinking about someone else, you are well gorgeous, and you are well mature beyond your age, that is why I like you x
No, it was you - said I’m punching above my weight, and it’s a shame my husband is straight
But aw - thank you! You’ve genuinely made me smile x"
I was probably a little bit inebriated at the time so can't remember it 
How is Hubby anyway? |
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"Just home from the pub with a king prawn chilli Balti, tikka naan, Bombay spuds and garlic rice
I think alcohol might have been involved with my choice with no regards to suffering tomorrow
Ooooh wouldn’t fancy snogging you tonight!
Or for about 72 hours !
I'm away with the kids for the weekend tomorrow so it's not a problem
No throwing up x"
I've got an iron stomach |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fresh Scones jam and cream,
But #jamfirst please
You’re a wrong’un!
Say what! Always jam first!
No, cream first!!
You’ve gone down in my estimation lady!!
I’ll change, I swear!
Ha. How’s it even possible to spread the jam though
Cream is the butter, you wouldn't make a sandwich with butter on top of the filling
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Ah maybe it’s coz I have half a ton of clotted cream on mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will bring you Greta Van Fleet - Highway Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJg4OJxp-co
No, I want cookies!!!!!!!
Gosh, you're a hard woman to please!
I've got a sausage roll if you're interested
No, I want cookies
Fucking hell Missus, I'm expected to start baking at this time of night, then deliver them up to Jockland?
Yep.
You drive a hard bargain, but it will be worth it just to gaze into your sexy come to bed eyes
You told me you didn’t find me sexy once!!!
You must be thinking about someone else, you are well gorgeous, and you are well mature beyond your age, that is why I like you x
No, it was you - said I’m punching above my weight, and it’s a shame my husband is straight
But aw - thank you! You’ve genuinely made me smile x
I was probably a little bit inebriated at the time so can't remember it
How is Hubby anyway? "
He’s good - been asleep for about four hours!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"IHow is Hubby anyway?
He’s good - been asleep for about four hours!
Are you gonna cook him some Scottish Pancakes for breakfast?  "
Am I fuck
I stole a bagel from work, he can have that |
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"IHow is Hubby anyway?
He’s good - been asleep for about four hours!
Are you gonna cook him some Scottish Pancakes for breakfast?
Am I fuck
I stole a bagel from work, he can have that "
Mmmmm, who doesn't love a stale bagel |
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