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"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag." Duly noted 
You wouldn't need the mace though  | |||
"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag. Duly noted
You wouldn't need the mace though "Not everyone is as accommodating as you | |||
"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag. Duly noted
You wouldn't need the mace though
Not everyone is as accommodating as you "I'm a pushover really You will need the balaklava to cover my boat race though  | |||
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"Think im broken.. smallest bag ever, purse, phone and keys only.. " Economy of effort is no bad thing | |||
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"Everything! " In its right place | |||
"Everything! " Wheel Brace? | |||
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"Think im broken.. smallest bag ever, purse, phone and keys only.. Economy of effort is no bad thing" Couldn't remember any more if I tried!! | |||
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"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag." My my you’re a bit of a catch aren’t you ?  | |||
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"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag. My my you’re a bit of a catch aren’t you ? "I like to think so  | |||
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"What IS in those handbags? It is an eternal mystery to us chaps..." Used tampons an ex of mine had  | |||
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"One mystery men should never know "If it were only one that would be fine  | |||
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"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. " Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments? | |||
"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments? "No because I can never find it | |||
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"What IS in those handbags? It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had "Is that why she's an ex? That's disgusting. | |||
"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?
No because I can never find it "Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it? | |||
"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?
No because I can never find it
Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it? "Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo | |||
"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?
No because I can never find it
Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?
Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo "Is that what happened at the drive-thru? | |||
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"What IS in those handbags? It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had "Why the hell did she keep used tampons in her bag? | |||
"Mostly receipts. But also pens, lip balm/stick/gloss, painkillers, tissues, letters, maybe more receipts." Oh also a few sets of keys, mints, padlock for the gym and an emergency condom. | |||
"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?
No because I can never find it
Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?
Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo
Is that what happened at the drive-thru? "What pulled out a 12” dildo? Yes double ended as well it was | |||
"Mace, handcuffs, balaclava, comb, money, phone, gag." Mace? That's for some serious foreplay lol | |||
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"Currently; Co-codamol, paracetamol, vanilla oil, my work badge, gloves, hat, earmuffs, three nutrigrain bars, a giant areo bar, lipgloss, a bottle of juice, sunglasses, keys, a loom band bracelet and necklace, umbrella, sudafed, and finally, nasal spray " And nail clippers | |||
"Currently; Co-codamol, paracetamol, vanilla oil, my work badge, gloves, hat, earmuffs, three nutrigrain bars, a giant areo bar, lipgloss, a bottle of juice, sunglasses, keys, a loom band bracelet and necklace, umbrella, sudafed, and finally, nasal spray And nail clippers" And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook | |||
"Currently; Co-codamol, paracetamol, vanilla oil, my work badge, gloves, hat, earmuffs, three nutrigrain bars, a giant areo bar, lipgloss, a bottle of juice, sunglasses, keys, a loom band bracelet and necklace, umbrella, sudafed, and finally, nasal spray And nail clippers And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook " And m&ms and a bagel | |||
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"What IS in those handbags? It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had
Is that why she's an ex? That's disgusting. "No, that was a miniscule reason | |||
"What IS in those handbags? It is an eternal mystery to us chaps... Used tampons an ex of mine had
Why the hell did she keep used tampons in her bag? "Practicality apparently, bit of a shock when you're just looking for Car keys | |||
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"Currently; Co-codamol, paracetamol, vanilla oil, my work badge, gloves, hat, earmuffs, three nutrigrain bars, a giant areo bar, lipgloss, a bottle of juice, sunglasses, keys, a loom band bracelet and necklace, umbrella, sudafed, and finally, nasal spray And nail clippers And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook And m&ms and a bagel " Oh and my purse, a broken key ring and a bracelet a child at work made for me which says Queen B on it | |||
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"What IS in those handbags? It is an eternal mystery to us chaps..." Everything bar the kitchen sink i think lol!!! | |||
"Currently; Co-codamol, paracetamol, vanilla oil, my work badge, gloves, hat, earmuffs, three nutrigrain bars, a giant areo bar, lipgloss, a bottle of juice, sunglasses, keys, a loom band bracelet and necklace, umbrella, sudafed, and finally, nasal spray And nail clippers And tissues and hand sanitiser and a notebook And m&ms and a bagel Oh and my purse, a broken key ring and a bracelet a child at work made for me which says Queen B on it "Ffs I forgot the side pockets! 20 pads (I’m prepared), 10 tampons, chewing gum, soothers, a pair of earrings and a condom | |||
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"My bag has everything except the item I need at that moment - keys/phone/purse/mini-wand delete as appropriate. Does the wand come out for those special roleplay moments?
No because I can never find it
Well. It’s not something you would want to pull out of your bag by mistake, is it?
Wouldn’t bother me, it’s a small wand not a realistic 12” dildo
Is that what happened at the drive-thru?
What pulled out a 12” dildo? Yes double ended as well it was "I was worried you might have taken someone’s eye out with something that big | |||
"Panty pads, phone charger, purse, chewing gum, perfume, sunglasses and reading glasses, receipts, lip balm and chocolate. Kitty " Glad you confirmed that is Kitty’s bag, but what about Dave’s? | |||
... Oh.. And mascara | |||
"At the moment a lovely bottle of aloe vera and cucumber gin, purse, keys, 3 pots of vaseline lip balm, handbag fluff, gum and a poppy. " I stopped reading at ‘3 pots of vaseline’ | |||
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"No women carry condoms and lube" I carry condoms  | |||
she’s got condoms | |||
"Thank the lord she’s got condoms "What would it matter to you? | |||
"No women carry condoms and lube" I do when I am meeting... Condoms.. Not lube | |||
