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I’m truly fucked off

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’ve been living with my best friends since I’ve been kicked out by Chthulu, my ex. Now another bloke’s moved in, purporting to be their friend too and I don’t like him. He’s a shitty Barbapapa with Germanic pubes. I’m really not happy.

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

You OK hun? *hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s a Barbapapa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book "

I’m a blob like creature

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Moved in with your ex or moved in with your best friend?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Moved in with your ex or moved in with your best friend?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Cthulhu

Why don't you like the interloper?

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Least his pubes run on time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book

I’m a blob like creature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Least his pubes run on time "

Think he means Germanic as his pubes are invading other parts of his body?

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Least his pubes run on time "

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By *osmosgirlWoman over a year ago

Wetherby

"Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book "

Now I'm feeling all nostalgic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book "

Like a Polymorph?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book

Like a Polymorph?

I don't thinks it's that advanced - no Camille here

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

"I’ve been living with my best friends since I’ve been kicked out by Chthulu, my ex. Now another bloke’s moved in, purporting to be their friend too and I don’t like him. He’s a shitty Barbapapa with Germanic pubes. I’m really not happy.

Wish I understood

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im truelly lost for words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Google suggests a blob like creature that can change shape from a 70's picture book "

I had totally forgotten about Barbapapa.

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By *anana JoeMan over a year ago

Sheffield

What exactly is a "shitty Barbapapa with Germanic pubes" I am at a loss to visualise that more info please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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Well spit your dummy out and jump up and down on the spot why don't you, he sounds like a free loader to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He’s a big fat sweaty fucker with a crab ladder, spiders legs and a micro cock. And no brain.

Ugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel sad that you are unhappy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s a big fat sweaty fucker with a crab ladder, spiders legs and a micro cock. And no brain.

Ugh"
you've seen his cock, communal shower then

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