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By *rtmarsh OP Man
over a year ago
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"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count?? 
Define "lover"?
It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha!  "
Damn I wouldnt risk you scratching my paint work lol unless you were wearing carpet slippers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would love a 996 turbo or even a Cayman S but sadly, with two kids, it’s not exactly practical. Owned a M3 for 5 years, that’s probably the closest car to a Porsche that I’ll ever own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man. |
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By *rtmarsh OP Man
over a year ago
Stewarton |
"The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man.
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Screw that I'd not risk that on mine lol. I'd put a rug in the frunk though to lay on the ground! |
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"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??
Define "lover"?
It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha!
Damn I wouldnt risk you scratching my paint work lol unless you were wearing carpet slippers "
I was barefoot...  |
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By *rtmarsh OP Man
over a year ago
Stewarton |
"I had a lover in a Porche once does that count??
Define "lover"?
It was more of a lengthy snog actually, but I did have my feet out the roof of it at 4am, haha!
Damn I wouldnt risk you scratching my paint work lol unless you were wearing carpet slippers
I was barefoot... "
Very innocent |
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"The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man."
...or your wife |
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"The sloping front bonnet on the older 911s was the perfect design for sex. The lady could lay back on it and you could stop her slipping down by hooking her legs over your arms and putting your hands on each headlamp. Be too vigorous though and you would dent the bonnet which would be tricky to explian to the repair man."
Nah..the perfect design for sex is a reasonable size campervan: comfy to wait around in... decent bed, bathroom to hand, coffee facilities, music/lights if the mood takes you...bit of dogging: open the curtains/blinds...full dogging...open the windows/doors...what's not to like?
Get one with a roof that raises/lowers so height barriers aren't quite the problem that they are for fixed roofs.
Note to self: finish the house reno and get the van back on the road! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just wondering if there are any freaks on here that are on the Porsche forums.
Bit random I know but just wanted to try out the forum to see how it worked and I can't sleep.
T  "
Nah - prefer substance over style in my useable fast car. Plus the engine is in the wrong place in most of them.
Hence why I have always been in the Nissan Skyline/GT-R camp. 
That being said, the 911 RSR GTEs sounded amazing when I went to Le Mans this year. |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
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I'm with shave me I prefer the gtr and with a bit of tweeking you can get amazing results like 1200bhp never liked porsche there a bit like a go cart feel every bump in the road not very comfortable at all |
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