Best pick up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pick up lines rarely work. But some of us find them amusing

so drop your best ones below.

Roses are red,

So are your lips,

So sit on my face,

And wiggle your hips.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pick up lines rarely work. But some of us find them amusing

so drop your best ones below.

Roses are red,

So are your lips,

So sit on my face,

And wiggle your hips. "

You sure that doesn't work?

Heres one

Has anyone told you you look Beautiful today? No? Concider yourself told!

By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

My favourite - Marks out of ten? I'd give you one.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come lets go get naked

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you wanna cum on my boat?

By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Do you like chicken...?

Suck this it's foul... (fowl)

By *ddibleMan over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Has anyone told you today that you're beautiful?

That's because you're not and I'm the best you're gonna get so grab your coat and consider yourself very lucky!