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It's Thursday. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT????????
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"Well?
Where is it?
Voila!!!!!!!  "
Oh god let me at it......insurance companies who take 300 quid from your personal account without you giving your permission when they quoted you 40 less on a comparison website whaaaaaaaa!  |
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"Well?
Where is it?
Voila!!!!!!!
Oh god let me at it......insurance companies who take 300 quid from your personal account without you giving your permission when they quoted you 40 less on a comparison website whaaaaaaaa! "
Approved all day long.
Thieving bastards. |
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My day has been trouble free OP... I've had to cancel arrangements for a much-looked-forward-to trip this morning, but in the scheme of things it could be worse, and I can always take the trip another time |
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"I got a hole in my shoe 
Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch"
An excuse to buy more shoes.
As a man I find this hard to approve.
On the flipside if I don't, I run the risk of not getting a shag in the foreseeable future from the lovely ladies of Fab.
Hmmmmmmmm. Concience or sex....?
*rubs chin
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APPROVED!!!!! |
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"My day has been trouble free OP... I've had to cancel arrangements for a much-looked-forward-to trip this morning, but in the scheme of things it could be worse, and I can always take the trip another time "
Rant ermmmmmm neither approved or dissaproved |
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"I have a sore throat.
I have sore ears.
I have a sore mouth.
I have a sore nose.
What I don't have is sex.
I want lots of sex."
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.
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"I have a sore throat.
I have sore ears.
I have a sore mouth.
I have a sore nose.
What I don't have is sex.
I want lots of sex.
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.
Approved. "
I don't know any Fishermen |
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"I have a sore throat.
I have sore ears.
I have a sore mouth.
I have a sore nose.
What I don't have is sex.
I want lots of sex.
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.
Approved.
I don't know any Fishermen "
What makes it worse is, I've been offered sex- lots of sex |
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Bloody council, have decided to stop the contract for servicing my sons specialist toilet. So I’ve now got to find £160 + a year to keep it in working order. And because it’s specialist I can only go to the company that make them. I don’t know where they think I have the money. X |
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"Bloody council, have decided to stop the contract for servicing my sons specialist toilet. So I’ve now got to find £160 + a year to keep it in working order. And because it’s specialist I can only go to the company that make them. I don’t know where they think I have the money. X "
That's approved all day long too.
Bell ends. |
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"I have a sore throat.
I have sore ears.
I have a sore mouth.
I have a sore nose.
What I don't have is sex.
I want lots of sex.
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.
Approved.
I don't know any Fishermen
What makes it worse is, I've been offered sex- lots of sex "
Then have some of the sex.  |
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.  "
I can't talk about it I'm so upset ' |
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '"
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '
Approval on hold pending further clarification. "
See the interesting facts thread |
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '
Approval on hold pending further clarification.
See the interesting facts thread"
BRB......... |
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '
Approval on hold pending further clarification.
See the interesting facts thread
BRB........."
I think I kinda know whatcha mean.
Approved.
*you did better than last week.
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"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!
*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for.... "
Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread? |
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '
Approval on hold pending further clarification.
See the interesting facts thread
BRB.........
I think I kinda know whatcha mean.
Approved.
*you did better than last week.
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Pooh what did I do last week? I'm 55 I can't remember yesterday |
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"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do
Which ones? This could get instant approval.
I can't talk about it I'm so upset '
Approval on hold pending further clarification.
See the interesting facts thread
BRB.........
I think I kinda know whatcha mean.
Approved.
*you did better than last week.
Pooh what did I do last week? I'm 55 I can't remember yesterday"
Last week's rant was dissaproved. |
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"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!
*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....
Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?"
Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow |
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"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!
*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....
Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?"
It is. But you're not ranting. You need the "it's all good here ta" thread.
PS - there isn't one.... |
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"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!
*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....
Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?
Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow"
There is a reason for my post but I'm not getting into it. That's all for me folks. Happy ranting |
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"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!
*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....
Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?
Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow
There is a reason for my post but I'm not getting into it. That's all for me folks. Happy ranting "
Have a good day |
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"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!
*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....
Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?
Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow
There is a reason for my post but I'm not getting into it. That's all for me folks. Happy ranting
Have a good day "
Already am thanks |
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"I got a hole in my shoe
Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch
An excuse to buy more shoes.
As a man I find this hard to approve.
On the flipside if I don't, I run the risk of not getting a shag in the foreseeable future from the lovely ladies of Fab.
Hmmmmmmmm. Concience or sex....?
*rubs chin
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
APPROVED!!!!! "
Er, reality check, only men ever have enough shoes. |
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"I have a sore throat.
I have sore ears.
I have a sore mouth.
I have a sore nose.
What I don't have is sex.
I want lots of sex."
I don't have any of them ailments but I do have a sore bum so be careful what you wish for. |
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"I got a hole in my shoe
Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch
An excuse to buy more shoes.
As a man I find this hard to approve.
On the flipside if I don't, I run the risk of not getting a shag in the foreseeable future from the lovely ladies of Fab.
Hmmmmmmmm. Concience or sex....?
*rubs chin
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
APPROVED!!!!!
Er, reality check, only men ever have enough shoes."
I've got 18 pairs of shoes and boots. 
No Jesus sandles though. |
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