Doing some Christmas shopping online and stumbled upon a book called ‘crafting with dog hair’.....there’s an option to have it gift wrapped, for Christmas, too!
So, I was wondering, what’s the worst Christmas present you’ve ever received?
Passive aggressive ones to the front of the queue! |
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"Not the worst, but...
Last Christmas I was given a spa mat, turns your bath into a mini jacuzzi & a set of underwater colour changing lights.
I have a wetroom  "
Put it in the sink and act like it's a dishwasher |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"A goat
now you're gonna tell us you live on the fourth floor lol"
Thing is -it wasn't even for me -it was for some family in the 3rd world. Who forgot to slip them the memo that Xmas is about Me Me ME -is what I wanna know! |
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over a year ago
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"I had a friend who one year bought is wife an ironing board and the next year an axe to chop the firewood  "
Actually scrub friend and insert someone I worked with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A jumper off the ex mother in law . It was red with a lovely pic of a yacht on the front . Which I had to wear on Xmas day when she come  "
did you stuff the bird?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You would think it might have been the frying pan I received one year, but I actually needed that!
I think it was gardening gloves and a fork and trowel set. I do sometimes garden but I don't like wearing gloves- you can't feel anything through them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone got me a duck shaped popcorn maker one year. Burned myself on it and chipped a tooth on an unpopped kernal of the (disgusting) popcorn.
Used to hate getting books or clothes as gifts as a kid, now it's all I want |
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"You would think it might have been the frying pan I received one year, but I actually needed that!
I think it was gardening gloves and a fork and trowel set. I do sometimes garden but I don't like wearing gloves- you can't feel anything through them!"
Haha a boyfriend bought me a frying pan for our first Xmas together.
I was horrified!
Nearly 20 years on I've still use the pan.
The BF is long gone.
Think I made the right choice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone got me a duck shaped popcorn maker one year. Burned myself on it and chipped a tooth on an unpopped kernal of the (disgusting) popcorn.
Used to hate getting books or clothes as gifts as a kid, now it's all I want "
Sounds horrid and not the package you want under the tree.
I do look forward to getting sock....gotta adore a pair of Happy Socks right? X |
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over a year ago
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"Natural Harvest : A book of semen-based recipes
For when you want to feel part of the cooking experience  "
They're always bringing cooky stuff into work.....  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Ah we compete to buy the shittest present. Tis the thought that counts.
My best worst present last year was a she-wee. I think it ended up in the bin but it provided a giggle when I opened it. "
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When I was a kid an aunt brought me a football kit. It was the kit of my team’s despised local rivals and the look of disappointment on my face was clear. Her attitude was that “it’s a football kit and you love football”. Nnnnnnnooooooo!!!!
I should have developed a poker face back then, something that I don’t have even now. |
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Both on the same Christmas....what a year!! 