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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are the worst that you have used or had said to you? Not talking about the "Fancy a fuck" type, more the "I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock" type. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I made this one up? I may have subconsciously heard it but I'm pretty sure I didn't?
Man "Do you belive in equal opportunities?"
Woman "Of course"
Man "Mine's a pint"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lost my teddy can I sleep with you tonight?
my dick died tonight wanna help me bury it?
We’ve got something in common I’m fit and so are you.
Feel this (touches shirt) thats boyfriend material
There’s loads heard them all during my time as a bar maid. Some are worse than others. Although I did go home with a bloke who’s line was just “you’re going home with me tonight” don’t think he believed his luck when I said ok.
ah those were the days! |
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By *readzyMan
over a year ago
lutterworth |
I once scored a tinder date with a double whammy -
On reading her profile and noticing a rant about people sending her dick pics
My opener was ..
"Hi i was going to send you a dick pic but my iphone broke and im having to use this old txt only phone i had as backup while its getting repaired... So imma have to go oldskool on you ..
8==========D
Then after she replied finding it funny i finished with "so how about i come over and NOKIA back doors in? "
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"Wow! Are those real?"
Used to have a competition with a mate of worst chat up like and still pull ... coupled with how many times you can get slapped in one night
As someone else said ... those were the days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man "You look like you got a bit of Welsh in you?"
Woman "No I don't"
Man "Fancy some?"
Usually followed by...
Woman "Nah you're alright"
That works with all nationalities "
Don't bliming work for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow! Are those real?
Or do you mean the good lady's assets?
They are 100% natural *sigh*"
Yeah. I have actually touched a few breasts saying that. Nothing in it just when they've had work done they always say have a feel. |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" Nice dress. It would look better on my bedroom floor..."
That was my brother's favourite crap chat-up line. I've actually got a nephew thanks to it "
So not a bad thing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" Nice dress. It would look better on my bedroom floor..."
That was my brother's favourite crap chat-up line. I've actually got a nephew thanks to it "
If I want kids I think I’ll use this one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"" Nice dress. It would look better on my bedroom floor..."
That was my brother's favourite crap chat-up line. I've actually got a nephew thanks to it
So not a bad thing?"
I don't know. Girl called him saying they fucked at a party and she got pregnant. He said oh fuck when you due? She said oh he's 13...
Was a shock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve noticed you standing by the bar for a while, let me help you rest your legs. All you need to do is sit on my face, and let me eat my way to your heart |
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