We, well most normal folk anyway (yes Ali you're included), wait until at least December until we mention the Chocolate Orange and stuffing it where the sun don't shine innit Missus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I popped my cork and it exploded everywhere

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I popped my cork and it exploded everywhere"

Was there squirting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stockings keep dropping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I lick your candy cane? "

Yes you can.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I love roasting a big bird at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ho ho fecking ho

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst.

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

Are you ready for seconds yet?

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

There's some Carol swingers at the door.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Been licking those salty nuts all day !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Been licking those salty nuts all day !"

Get outta my sack granny, not until the 25th

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bah humpbuggery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breast or leg? Would you like stuffing?

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

It's a bit nippy out, the snowman's gone stiff.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

who would like to pull my cracker?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

I'm looking forward to unwrapping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want to be on the nice or naughty list?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"*thinks

Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????"

What's right with you...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"There's some Carol swingers at the door.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

That's a big package

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you pull my cracker I’ll leave something in your stocking!

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"*thinks

Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????

What's right with you...

Precious little to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just pull the end and wait for the bang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stuff it up between the legs s far as it will go!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

My goodness that bird is moist!

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