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By *opsy71 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Call me Daddy from now on,my baby. OK Daddy, she purred sexily. But just one more thing. A deal like this brings. Where's my fifty quid pocket money?

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By *opsy71 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

We're swinging tonight should be fun. Giving it a little lick round the bum. Wild abandon, no cares in the world. Orgasmic heaven, toes curled. Pull that basque really tight hide the tum.

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By *amelman7823Man  over a year ago

Ashbourne

There was an old woman from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds. In less than an hour, her tits were aflower and her fanny a bundle of s !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milk milk lemonade round the corners chocolate cake

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By *opsy71 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

There once was a woman called Trish. Who's minge had a weird pong of fish. When a fella got near. For more than a peer. He shouted fish pie is my favourite dish!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once knew a guy who was grumpy,

Who while in the bath he did trumpy.

I tried all I could,

To lighten his mood

All that would work's rumpy pumpy.

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By *amelman7823Man  over a year ago

Ashbourne

There was an old man from Kent, to a football match he went.

He stood in the goal, and opened his hole, and up the football went.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There was an old lady from Ealing

She got put in prison for stealing

She lay on her back

Pulled open her crack

Then pissed all over the ceiling

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By *amelman7823Man  over a year ago

Ashbourne

There was a young lady from Clare

Who couldn't piss through her hair

She married an Italian

with balls like a stallion

and now she can piss like a mare !

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By *amelman7823Man  over a year ago

Ashbourne

The was a young gal from Mauritius

who said , that last fuck was delicious

but next time you cum,

cum up my bum

cause that spot on your dick, looks suspicious!

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