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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not bored... just naughty!
Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?
We actually like sex you know no way? Shock horror. "
Yes way!!
We love the D man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not bored... just naughty!
Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?
We actually like sex you know Why is it only a reward then? "
For you maybe. I don't reward men; I join them in a union of bodies for mutual pleasuring and erotic experiences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not bored... just naughty!
Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?
We actually like sex you know no way? Shock horror.
Yes way!!
We love the D man I love diddies. "
Not them you donut, the "D", the dick |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Not bored... just naughty!
Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?
We actually like sex you know Why is it only a reward then?
For you maybe. I don't reward men; I join them in a union of bodies for mutual pleasuring and erotic experiences. " I'm just joking, good for you |
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"Not bored... just naughty!
Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?
We actually like sex you know no way? Shock horror.
Yes way!!
We love the D man I love diddies.
Not them you donut, the "D", the dick " diddies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not bored... just naughty!
Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?
We actually like sex you know no way? Shock horror.
Yes way!!
We love the D man I love diddies. "
Diddy men? Like in a Ken Dodd programme?
Bloody hell, I'm really showin' me age in this thread.
I'll go away now, before anyone catches on that I'm reeelllyyy old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother."
I'll be your mother
I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though |
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"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother. don't knock it. Some very hot 58-60 yos out there Yeah but i couldn't go older than my mum, would be too weird." not at all. Sure age is just a number with sex aslong as attraction is there, physical attraction. |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
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"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.
I'll be your mother
I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though"
Porridge yuck. If sooner eat lady slime and oats |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.
I'll be your mother
I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though
Porridge yuck. If sooner eat lady slime and oats"
Slime? |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.
I'll be your mother
I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though
Porridge yuck. If sooner eat lady slime and oats
Slime? "
This is what I’ve been told
By a previous experienced threader. I think it’s when you go all gooey and the sugar melts of yum yums and slowly slides down your body
So I’ve been told. I really need to research it though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like a fair maiden kept in a tower by an over zealous prince. The bored housewife yearns to run free and barefoot through the park. Instead she has to spend her days instructing nannies how to look after her children, explain to cleaners how to fold her sheets and tell the gardener how she likes her tulips placed.
If only that saucy plumber from next door would come to inspect her pipes, her day of boredom and strife would be bearable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like a fair maiden kept in a tower by an over zealous prince. The bored housewife yearns to run free and barefoot through the park. Instead she has to spend her days instructing nannies how to look after her children, explain to cleaners how to fold her sheets and tell the gardener how she likes her tulips placed.
If only that saucy plumber from next door would come to inspect her pipes, her day of boredom and strife would be bearable. "
How do you like your tulips placed asked the plumber whilst inspecting your pipes?
Could be a job for DynoRod..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like a fair maiden kept in a tower by an over zealous prince. The bored housewife yearns to run free and barefoot through the park. Instead she has to spend her days instructing nannies how to look after her children, explain to cleaners how to fold her sheets and tell the gardener how she likes her tulips placed.
If only that saucy plumber from next door would come to inspect her pipes, her day of boredom and strife would be bearable.
How do you like your tulips placed asked the plumber whilst inspecting your pipes?
Could be a job for DynoRod....."
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