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My first visit to a unofficial gay pub
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over a year ago
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A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.
Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.
Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.
Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.
Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.
Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.
Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.
Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.
Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?""
Your name is MrPerv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.
Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.
Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.
Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.
Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"
Your name is MrPerv."
Yours is Erect Jim; are you always erect?  |
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"I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi  "
He does have some interesting characters in his tales. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.
Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.
Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.
Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.
Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"
Your name is MrPerv.
Yours is Erect Jim; are you always erect? "
No, I'm sat down as I write this. |
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"I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi
He does have some interesting characters in his tales."
I was trying to calculate how much a gin and tonic would have to be for someone who "can't stand gays" to drink in a gay bar. Less than £3.15? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi
He does have some interesting characters in his tales.
I was trying to calculate how much a gin and tonic would have to be for someone who "can't stand gays" to drink in a gay bar. Less than £3.15? "
I'm guessing up North that would be cheap. In London it would be half price at the really crap bars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.
Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.
Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.
Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.
Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"
Your name is MrPerv.
Yours is Erect Jim; are you always erect?
No, I'm sat down as I write this."
So, it's under your bum cheek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.
Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.
Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.
Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.
Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"
Your name is MrPerv."
And you're gay |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A gay. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Painted black with a lonely rainbow flag.
Two older men, quite dark and miserable. Ed Sheeran entering the barman. I vomited""
A few words taken out makes for a scandalous celebrity tale. |
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