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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I bought you Schroedingers Box it may or may not have a present inside it, until you observe it you will never know...and even then if it’s not there it still could be when you stop observing it "
That's a rubbish present take it back. I want something girlie that I can touch and admire. |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
Surrey |
"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest."
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option 
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?"
I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed... |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
Surrey |
"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?
I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed..."
There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?
I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...
There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere..."
I have no sacks to empty either,boy this is getting worse. |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
Surrey |
"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?
I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...
There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere...
I have no sacks to empty either,boy this is getting worse."
Soon be Easter |
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy."
I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.
Not to worry, I've kept the receipt. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?
I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...
There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere...
I have no sacks to empty either,boy this is getting worse.
Soon be Easter "
Thank heavens for that,just feed me chocolate someone,feed me chocolate. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.
Not to worry, I've kept the receipt. "
Do you come complete with a big fat red bow? |
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.
Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.
Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?"
All the best presents do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Double ended dildo.You can always take it back if it doesn’t fit my love.
Ooh ta I'll going to love seeing your end inserted in your booty."
Dry please, lube brings me out in a rash. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.
Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.
Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?
All the best presents do. "
With bauble dangling thing's as well? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Double ended dildo.You can always take it back if it doesn’t fit my love.
Ooh ta I'll going to love seeing your end inserted in your booty.
Dry please, lube brings me out in a rash. "
It's the only way. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree 
I like you!"
What they didn't tell you was one of them is me, but it's ok they kept the receipt and there's an extended returns policy |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree
I like you!
What they didn't tell you was one of them is me, but it's ok they kept the receipt and there's an extended returns policy "
Do you have a nice friend as well? |
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.
Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.
Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?
All the best presents do.
With bauble dangling thing's as well?"
Of course!!!!!!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree
I like you!
What they didn't tell you was one of them is me, but it's ok they kept the receipt and there's an extended returns policy
Do you have a nice friend as well?"
Nice is subjective though |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree
Bloody hell I got the OP this too. I'll have to keep them. "
Erm no I don't mind getting certain duplicate presents,pass them over! |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"I got you a spider catcher ..no need to thank me "
Boo that's rubbish,anyway I don't mind spiders in the house I happily leave them to wonder around unless my daughter is there,she doesn't take after me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A nail to hang your mirror on. 
These presents are rubbish,it would take more than a nail to stick that thing up.
OK. Two nails but that's your birthday present as well"
Ok ok I’ll throw in a hammer also,there you go sorted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree
Bloody hell I got the OP this too. I'll have to keep them.
Erm no I don't mind getting certain duplicate presents,pass them over!"
They're coming your way.  |
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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago
Masked and Distant |
"A new flash for your camera, silhouette is nice but missing the details
That's my female blank avatar I'll have you know,I didn't want the male this site gives as I'm not a man."
Hee hee just teasing.
Couldn't think of anything that would improve or add to the perfection you already have.
So I will gift you; 1. respect, 2. best wishes, and 3. my admiration. Which translates in fab land to;
1. Will never mail "faf".
2. Pray you keep posting.
3. Repeated visits to your profile and repeated fabs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy."
It is certainly a unique present you can unwrap many times over |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Was gonna get you an engraved lighter with you fab name on it ....but I don't think it's a good idea come to think of it "
Well it's better than some of the suggestions up to now I suppose,make it pink and sparkly. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"A new flash for your camera, silhouette is nice but missing the details
That's my female blank avatar I'll have you know,I didn't want the male this site gives as I'm not a man.
Hee hee just teasing.
Couldn't think of anything that would improve or add to the perfection you already have.
So I will gift you; 1. respect, 2. best wishes, and 3. my admiration. Which translates in fab land to;
1. Will never mail "faf".
2. Pray you keep posting.
3. Repeated visits to your profile and repeated fabs.
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I'd prefer a present I can unwrap. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
It is certainly a unique present you can unwrap many times over"
I'm not convinced that's a proper present. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Walking boots
Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway.
How about some bedroom heels?  "
Yeah not tarty one's though me being a classy bird and all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walking boots
Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel
Yeah no that's still not selling them to me."
and you get to walk with pooch |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Walking boots
Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel
Yeah no that's still not selling them to me.and you get to walk with pooch "
Ok ok but I'm not doing any poo duties. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Walking boots
Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel
Yeah no that's still not selling them to me.and you get to walk with pooch
Ok ok but I'm not doing any poo duties."
deal |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"You already have a mug to remember me. What more can you want? "
In fairness you didn't get me that. It's in my wardrobe,funnily enough there wasn't enough room in my kitchen cupboard for it. Maybe one day when my kid's have left home it will resurface. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about a living advent calendar? The theme will be Christmas cocks
I've just googled what that is there's a fair few cocks down this street,it's an improvement on the spider catcher. "
I'd have thought anything would be an improvement on that  |
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"Walking boots
Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway.
How about some bedroom heels?
Yeah not tarty one's though me being a classy bird and all."
Not a problem. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.
Some nice fluffy slippers then
I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.
No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option
Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?
I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed..."
He normally gives me a bag of coal . Must have run out of pretty pants by the time he gets here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing as i will be all alone 
What's that got to do with buying me a present,this is about me not you."
not buys anything for anyone here as i am Mr scrooge that how the people made me feel lately. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Nothing as i will be all alone
What's that got to do with buying me a present,this is about me not you. not buys anything for anyone here as i am Mr scrooge that how the people made me feel lately."
Blooming heck I thought I was a miserable mare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m a traditionalist, I don’t buy Christmas presents until the eve of Santa’s coming.
Soooo... fuck all yet.
I thought we had something special going Sam,you've let me down."
Don’t worry
I’ll build you up buttercup |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m a traditionalist, I don’t buy Christmas presents until the eve of Santa’s coming.
Soooo... fuck all yet.
I thought we had something special going Sam,you've let me down.
Don’t worry
I’ll build you up buttercup "
Hopefully with diamonds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right not gonna lie you lot are sh*t at giving me presents. Apart from Steelheels I like that one."
SarahMatt posted their present first. They should get the Award For Best Present.  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Right not gonna lie you lot are sh*t at giving me presents. Apart from Steelheels I like that one.
SarahMatt posted their present first. They should get the Award For Best Present. "
Oh my god yes apologies Matt I have a memory like a sieve nowadays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy."
Bit embarrassing, we got each other the same thinh  |
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
Bit embarrassing, we got each other the same thinh "
*thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A knicker with two holes in it.
One for tinkling
And the other for dropping deposits
Can I just have a box of white chocolates next time you go to Morrison's please?"
I can't go to Morrison for some reason. They banned me. Is a chocolate box from Asda will do ? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.
Bit embarrassing, we got each other the same thinh
*thing "
Ok well I'll just keep the anal beads I got you saves on the postage yeah. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A knicker with two holes in it.
One for tinkling
And the other for dropping deposits
Can I just have a box of white chocolates next time you go to Morrison's please?
I can't go to Morrison for some reason. They banned me. Is a chocolate box from Asda will do ? "
Sure I'm no supermarket snob I just thought whilst you were there doing rudies round the back you could grab me some. |
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