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Just came up with the best pun but it was WASTED on the recipients so feel i need to share
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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Aaaaargh! I know there are plenty of people of similar disposition to myself, ya know, neurotic shameless attention seekers who will know EXACTLY what i mean when i couldnt let this go..
I came across a profile asking for responses to include the word "noodle" in the title to show profile has been read, to which i sent a private message which was read but not responded to .. It read like this:
Not sure noodle is my first choice of foods to eat while swinging but i could be tempted tonight cos oooh MISO horny ...
C'mon now, surely that warrants some form of response!? Even if to say something along the lines of "if i could, id attatch my hand to this message so i could slap you when u read it"
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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Aww thanks guys! And wow i see i have some worthy competition here too?! Some platinum standard punnage all round, kudos! Shall we keep it going for shit n giggles? Sticking with the culinary theme..
I would drop a pun about fish and herbs but its not the thyme or the plaice
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow! |
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over a year ago
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"Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!"
Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut |
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Yea I'm sorry but a pun that good deserved an answer, I'm with you 
I would of responded , even if a lol or smiling face
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It doesnt take any effort does it? Good to see theres ppl here who have manners! ( tbh, even if they had replied id have still had to put a post up here :P) |
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!
Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut"
Now now, hakers gonna hake! |
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"Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!
Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut"
Good cod no....... |
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak."
Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!  |
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"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.
Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so! "
You don't come across as racist tbf but ask yourself, would you do a 'me so horny' impression in front of an East Asian? |
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"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.
Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!
You don't come across as racist tbf but ask yourself, would you do a 'me so horny' impression in front of an East Asian?"
I think he was quoting Full Metal Jacket actually ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.
Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!
You don't come across as racist tbf but ask yourself, would you do a 'me so horny' impression in front of an East Asian?
I think he was quoting Full Metal Jacket actually ..."
I'm aware, hence my statement. You know what East Asia (ok, South East Asia, if we're being pedantic - the jewel, in fact, if we're playing FMJ top trumps) is, yes? |
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"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak."
Miso Ramen is literally the most popular noodle
Soup in Japan. Were you d*unk or Soba when you wrote this ? |
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"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.
Miso Ramen is literally the most popular noodle
Soup in Japan. Were you d*unk or Soba when you wrote this ?"
Well that may (or may not) be the case but picking at my assertion of miso not containing noodles doesn't detract from the 'would you do a me so horny impression to a SE Asian?' question.
Whatever the case, I'll note the objections for next time. |
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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago
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"I am clapping for you mate, next step is using it as an ice break outside of fab  "
Is waggamammas a good place to pick up chicks then?
Best line i ever heard used by someone out in the real world was in a Wetherspoons of all places. 3 women sat in a booth opposite mine having a drink , i watched this cocky meathead just rock up and say "scuse me ladies but do any of you happen to know the number for the RSPCA?" Then rolled his sleeves back flexed his biceps and said "cos these swans are sick"
I legit laughed lager out of my nose! |
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"I am clapping for you mate, next step is using it as an ice break outside of fab
Is waggamammas a good place to pick up chicks then?
Best line i ever heard used by someone out in the real world was in a Wetherspoons of all places. 3 women sat in a booth opposite mine having a drink , i watched this cocky meathead just rock up and say "scuse me ladies but do any of you happen to know the number for the RSPCA?" Then rolled his sleeves back flexed his biceps and said "cos these swans are sick"
I legit laughed lager out of my nose! "
Lmao that was funny |
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"Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!
Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut"
Oh, for Cod's hake |
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"Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!
Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut
Oh, for Cod's hake"
This isn't the plaice  |
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