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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for?  Divorce is expensive. |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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Mmmm, for me currently lining a (Ferrari driving) lawyers pocket....
main income earner, swap wheels when there’s a puncture, do the garden, fix everything, carry stuff, and 500 other things...
I’m different yes, but a swift hit with a riding crop will soon motivate the lazy decker. |
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive."
DIY? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh a man bashing thread, how novel on Fab!   (just kidding OP I know this thread is slightly tongue in cheek and deliberately provocative)
Obviously a survey of a handful of friends giving their one sided biased version of events over a glass of wine is hardly scientific but I can honestly say that we share all chores here, cooking, ironing, cleaning, gardening etc.
We both work full time so it’s only fair (is that also the case with your friends, btw?)
There’s a small list of things I’ll tend to exclusively do (mainly manual task : clean the fish tank out, most of the DIY tasks etc) and there’s a small list of things she’ll exclusively do to (mainly administrative: filing all the household bills away, making sure important documents like passports are where they should be).
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By (user no longer on site)
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The only thing my hubby doesn’t do is iron. Not because he can’t, but because I’m quicker.
He cooks, cleans and refuses to let me do certain jobs (toilet cleaning, bin emptying etc)
His “Scottish lasagne” is to die for. We are a partnership. Know what each other are thinking, finish each other’s sentences. In my humble opinion, if marriage ISNT like that, you’re doing it wrong |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Ooh a man bashing thread, how novel on Fab! (just kidding OP I know this thread is slightly tongue in cheek ........
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I’m both a man ( shhh!) and a woman.
Now I do everything. Washing, ironing, carry bags, do shopping, check oil in the car....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive."
I do all that and do most of cooking, put the washing on, study,.... And work and sort out fair share of kids. You have to get your man off his arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work hard at work and do most of the cooking washing the bins all diy jobs lots of house work pay all the big bills and finally make her laugh and love her lots so I don’t think in our house I’m a waste of oxygen. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"The only thing my hubby doesn’t do is iron. Not because he can’t, but because I’m quicker.
He cooks, cleans and refuses to let me do certain jobs (toilet cleaning, bin emptying etc)
His “Scottish lasagne” is to die for. We are a partnership. Know what each other are thinking, finish each other’s sentences. In my humble opinion, if marriage ISNT like that, you’re doing it wrong "
My other half does loads around the house, more than me probably.
But off topic, I feel I need to hear more about this Scottish lasagne! |
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Some husbands need to be coaxed into doing thing's. If the wife just does the chores without asking for help then the husband is going to let her crack on and think she's fine with it. Your friend's need to speak up and get their husbands lazy arses up off the sofa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have my uses. I wake her up in the morning with a lovely cup of tea ...so she can get on with the Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mow the lawn etc etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I Love Mark, I had a very abusive and shitty life before I met him. He totally changed my life and gave me reason to start enjoying life again. I had 2 kids when we met and he took them on as his own and with his help they have grown into 2 fine young adults with family of their own. We have 2 kids together who are great respectful kids too. I'm disabled and he does everything for me, he cooks , he cleans, he's the family taxi driver and he does all this while fitting in his own pleasure of following Celtic F.C.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCybLfdqtYs 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive."
Well did u ask them what jobs their husbands do ? Or just thought as they ain’t doing these 6 things they ain’t doing anything at all ? They both can’t do the same things as long as they have their responsibilities and are doing their best that’s all that matters |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only thing my hubby doesn’t do is iron. Not because he can’t, but because I’m quicker.
He cooks, cleans and refuses to let me do certain jobs (toilet cleaning, bin emptying etc)
His “Scottish lasagne” is to die for. We are a partnership. Know what each other are thinking, finish each other’s sentences. In my humble opinion, if marriage ISNT like that, you’re doing it wrong
My other half does loads around the house, more than me probably.
But off topic, I feel I need to hear more about this Scottish lasagne! "
He makes the pasta from scratch (no shop bought in this house). As he makes the dough, adds finely chopped chillies, garlic and oregano.
The Scottish bit is crumbling in haggis to the mince....
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it..... |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive."
Marriage isn't a competition!
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"The only thing my hubby doesn’t do is iron. Not because he can’t, but because I’m quicker.
He cooks, cleans and refuses to let me do certain jobs (toilet cleaning, bin emptying etc)
His “Scottish lasagne” is to die for. We are a partnership. Know what each other are thinking, finish each other’s sentences. In my humble opinion, if marriage ISNT like that, you’re doing it wrong
My other half does loads around the house, more than me probably.
But off topic, I feel I need to hear more about this Scottish lasagne!
He makes the pasta from scratch (no shop bought in this house). As he makes the dough, adds finely chopped chillies, garlic and oregano.
The Scottish bit is crumbling in haggis to the mince....
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it....."
Ooh that sounds good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive."
I’m so lazy, I hardly do any house work  . Hubby likes cooking, and will always do the dishes after...I’ll do the washing, Hoover, dust (if I remember) etc but he doesn’t most of it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The only thing my hubby doesn’t do is iron. Not because he can’t, but because I’m quicker.
He cooks, cleans and refuses to let me do certain jobs (toilet cleaning, bin emptying etc)
His “Scottish lasagne” is to die for. We are a partnership. Know what each other are thinking, finish each other’s sentences. In my humble opinion, if marriage ISNT like that, you’re doing it wrong "
Can I have his recipe for Scottish Lasagne? Ta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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treat em mean keep em keen
i cant be mean ,hence im single , allthe girls ive had dump me lol
all my pals who sit in the pub ,donothing for there wives happily married lol |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Here's a thing what jobs do their husbands actually do. A neighbour stopped my wife when she was out ing in the front garden and ask why I was not out doing that as it was a man's job 
Her reply was cause he hates gardening. He is currently inside ironing having cleaned the house and later will cook dinner as I hate cooking.
Marriage is about sharing the jobs and responsibilities. |
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I know someone who's 70 and refuses to retire because she doesn't like spending time with her husband and he doesn't pull his weight around the house.
She's the most miserable person I know and that's saying something yet the remedy lays in her own hands. |
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"I know someone who's 70 and refuses to retire because she doesn't like spending time with her husband and he doesn't pull his weight around the house.
She's the most miserable person I know and that's saying something yet the remedy lays in her own hands."
That's incredibly sad,I'd rather stay single than feel like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are all wrong.
I and all other husbands are a glittering trophy of our wives success.
We can be taken out and shown off especially if Sarah in accounts is going to be there, because she has not been sucessful in getting a husband!
We can also keep conversations going on womwn only nights depending on the mood we can be lazy useless waste of space, or wonder husbands who can and do do everything.
Lets have a round of applause for the husbands of this world who by just existing give the wives so much    |
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"I know someone who's 70 and refuses to retire because she doesn't like spending time with her husband and he doesn't pull his weight around the house.
She's the most miserable person I know and that's saying something yet the remedy lays in her own hands.
That's incredibly sad,I'd rather stay single than feel like that."
Me too. She resents him and his entire family but won't open up a dialogue that might make things better.
I was talking to someone recently who had an acquaintance who hated her husband so much she rubbed his toothbrush up and down her anus. They're divorced now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asked my wife the question am I a waste of oxygen as an earlier post put it and she said def not now shut up and get your head back between my thighs lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive.
DIY?"
Wanking? ((((  )))) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooh a man bashing thread, how novel on Fab! (just kidding OP I know this thread is slightly tongue in cheek and deliberately provocative)
Obviously a survey of a handful of friends giving their one sided biased version of events over a glass of wine is hardly scientific but I can honestly say that we share all chores here, cooking, ironing, cleaning, gardening etc.
We both work full time so it’s only fair (is that also the case with your friends, btw?)
There’s a small list of things I’ll tend to exclusively do (mainly manual task : clean the fish tank out, most of the DIY tasks etc) and there’s a small list of things she’ll exclusively do to (mainly administrative: filing all the household bills away, making sure important documents like passports are where they should be).
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You know I like to shake the bottle. Reactions are more interesting than apathy.
Actually in my head it was a woman bashing question. Why the heck do they get married to someone that they moan about all the time?! Yes they all both work full time yet the men seem to do nothing. The men are the clever ones- they're sat on their arse playing Xbox while the wife brings their beer and irons their shirts.
Your mates sound amazing. I'm wondering why my mates think I need a man. Maybe they want me to be miserable like they are.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I Love Mark, I had a very abusive and shitty life before I met him. He totally changed my life and gave me reason to start enjoying life again. I had 2 kids when we met and he took them on as his own and with his help they have grown into 2 fine young adults with family of their own. We have 2 kids together who are great respectful kids too. I'm disabled and he does everything for me, he cooks , he cleans, he's the family taxi driver and he does all this while fitting in his own pleasure of following Celtic F.C.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCybLfdqtYs
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And eating pies on the telly. 
Aww he sounds amazing. My ice heart is melting. |
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I'm not married but live with my partner. He does most the cooking and the dishes, kitchen and bins are his jobs. I clean the rest of the flat including the bathroom and do all the hoovering and dusting. I'm also the one who changes the bedsheets. We both wash our own clothes as I separate my colours and wash at 40 but he throws everything in together at 30. Works pretty well for us. The jobs are pretty fairly split but I often feel like I do more simply because he leaves stuff all over the place that I end up tidying up haha. I think it's just difference in tidyness standards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I Love Mark, I had a very abusive and shitty life before I met him. He totally changed my life and gave me reason to start enjoying life again. I had 2 kids when we met and he took them on as his own and with his help they have grown into 2 fine young adults with family of their own. We have 2 kids together who are great respectful kids too. I'm disabled and he does everything for me, he cooks , he cleans, he's the family taxi driver and he does all this while fitting in his own pleasure of following Celtic F.C.
At least he doesn’t follow Rangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCybLfdqtYs
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"My hubby is awesome... he even irons his own shirts and shares me with other people
Nita
I share my wife and pay someone else to iron my shirts. Does that count? "
Aye, that's heading in the right direction. Do you cook? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Generally I spend most my time sat by the window, guarding the house from lions and warding off bad spirits. Good luck getting a woman who can do that. "
We don't have many lions round here. Maybe I need a wife not a husband. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They come in handy for slagging off when you run out of friends and colleagues to bad mouth
I only remember you saying nice things about him.
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I'll fill you in over a mince pie
So to speak |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They come in handy for slagging off when you run out of friends and colleagues to bad mouth
I only remember you saying nice things about him.
I'll fill you in over a mince pie
So to speak"
Wayhayyy! Best offer I've had all week! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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lol let’s see what I do daily
Get up clean up, walk dogs, feed cats and chickens, get kids ready for school, get breakfast and hot drinks made for ever family member, then get kids to school,
go to work a bloody hard job / business to sustain the land rovers and county life and endless bloody amazon deliveries (this is the easy part of the day)
come home (whilst getting dinner on way home) clean from the day, cook dinner, serve dinner, feed dogs walk dogs, feed cats and clean cats feed and chickens, bath kids drinks again because no other responsible adult in the house can put the kettle on. Story time for kids then kids to bed now it’s time to go down and shut chickens in, walk dogs check the cats outside. Get lunches ready for tomorrow and do what ever else needs doing or if I’m lucky I
can spend half hour maybe an hour watching tv. Up to bed around midnight to have some fun to be told “it’s late I’ve had a long day” (doing what exactly you have vacuumed and looked after a toddler and older toddler )
The tomorrow startes for me at 5am again I run on Adrenalin and testosterone oh OH may roll out of bed with kids between 8 and 9 if I take a drink up.
Some of us graft. We ain’t all lazy wankers who get waitered on.
Still I’m happy don’t tar everyone with the same brush
Now Q the people saying ahh husband on a swinging site as a single man he obviously isn’t happy Blar blar blar
I’m Happy, cool fine hardworking but do like some additional titilation but don’t touch so I don’t think it’s cheating it’s no worse than watching porn.
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"My hubby is awesome... he even irons his own shirts and shares me with other people
Nita
I share my wife and pay someone else to iron my shirts. Does that count?
Aye, that's heading in the right direction. Do you cook?"
I can but my wife basically thinks I'm not good enough at it so she won't eat what i make. I've got a justeat account though.
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"Generally I spend most my time sat by the window, guarding the house from lions and warding off bad spirits. Good luck getting a woman who can do that.
We don't have many lions round here. Maybe I need a wife not a husband. "
People think there are no lions, but it only takes one Lion to be wrong and then you'd wish you had a husband like me |
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive."
As above and to pay all the bills. So the woman can do the job she likes and get paid fuck all for it. |
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive.
As above and to pay all the bills. So the woman can do the job she likes and get paid fuck all for it. "
Yes thats right my husband pays all the bills too.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive.
As above and to pay all the bills. So the woman can do the job she likes and get paid fuck all for it.
Yes thats right my husband pays all the bills too.
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Mine didn't, and he didn't do any housework or gardening.
I'm starting to think I'm shit at picking a husband. |
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"My women friends tell me all the jobs they do around the house.
Ironing, cleaning, child care, washing the car, taking the bins out, mowing the lawn etc etc.
I'm confused why they ever got married because their husbands do fuck all!
What are husbands for? Divorce is expensive.
As above and to pay all the bills. So the woman can do the job she likes and get paid fuck all for it.
Yes thats right my husband pays all the bills too.
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And mine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could only ever live with someone again if everything's 50/50. My ex and I chipped in with every chore, childcare, bills etc - I'd never be able to stay with someone who expected me to do it all. |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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I do alot. Clean all 3 bathrooms every week. Wash and clean both cars. Do all the DIY. Pay all the mortgage. Pay most of the bills. Buy all the of electronics for the house and her.
She does the hoover and bins. And claims to do cleaning every day all day apparently. |
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