I would rather...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cut 6 inches off my “anaconda like” penis than lie to impress a woman!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get it"

Sounds like you wouldn't want to!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't get it"

Cos of the 6 inches and anaconda n stuff

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get it

Cos of the 6 inches and anaconda n stuff"

Oh ffs

By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Just fold it in half but tell people you don't use it as a ruler!

By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Awww still then it’ll match your personality, cos that’s obviously been halted ages ago

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awww still then it’ll match your personality, cos that’s obviously been halted ages ago"

Harsh but fair...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cut 6 inches off my “anaconda like” penis than lie to impress a woman!

Me too.