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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyone else had a wank on the coach?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ah, so that's what the smell is...

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"on the national express there's a jolly hostess "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a fuck on one once

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple  over a year ago

Planet Ork


"I had a fuck on one once"

I’m obviously catching the wrong coaches.

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By *tingly ByronMan  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Anyone else had a wank on the coach? "

I've wanked over Italy

I've wanked over Spain

I've wanked on an omnibus

I've even had a wank on a train

That's why..........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had a fuck on one once

I’m obviously catching the wrong coaches. "

Double decker Manchester to Blackpool

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By *ain n MableWoman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I got fucked on one once,

I was going home to Ireland for a funeral and it was 1hr late for my Ferry, so I was well fucked until the next morning..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I got fucked on one once,

I was going home to Ireland for a funeral and it was 1hr late for my Ferry, so I was well fucked until the next morning.. "

The London - Belfast?

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By *ain n MableWoman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"I got fucked on one once,

I was going home to Ireland for a funeral and it was 1hr late for my Ferry, so I was well fucked until the next morning..

The London - Belfast? "

It was London-Liverpool in 1986.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does it count if it's someone else's hand?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the national express when ya lifes in a mess he will make you smile

He just whips out his cock and continues to knock

For a long long while

Da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da

Da da da da da da da da

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? "
yah

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? "

But it’s more points if it’s someone else’s bits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? yah"
then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? yah then yes "

Was it a pokey bum wank?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? yah then yes

Was it a pokey bum wank? "

No just bashing the gash.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? yah then yes

Was it a pokey bum wank?

No just bashing the gash. "

You're a true poet.

Also - now I really want to find a girl to do this with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? yah then yes

Was it a pokey bum wank?

No just bashing the gash.

You're a true poet.

Also - now I really want to find a girl to do this with "

It makes it sound a bit more aggressive than it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does it count if it's someone else's hand? yah then yes

Was it a pokey bum wank?

No just bashing the gash.

You're a true poet.

Also - now I really want to find a girl to do this with

It makes it sound a bit more aggressive than it was "

I should hope so Much more fun if it's being done discreetly and the lady's trying to stay quiet.

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By *ain n MableWoman  over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Paul Gascoigne would disagree..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, but my ex BF had his hand in my knickers we had the back seats just for ourselves so I could lie down and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take the National Express

Have a wank make a mess

It'll make you smiiiilllle.

But no i haven't. In a train toilets few time when i was younger.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""on the national express there's a jolly hostess ""

Serving crisps and tea?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take the National Express

Have a wank make a mess

It'll make you smiiiilllle.

But no i haven't. In a train toilets few time when i was younger. "

Have you heard the National Express song?

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple  over a year ago

Torquay

Oh yes, on the very back seat of the top deck, hands in each others pants, had coats covering us up though just in case anyone looked. We weren't as brave in those days.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Take the National Express

Have a wank make a mess

It'll make you smiiiilllle.

But no i haven't. In a train toilets few time when i was younger.

Have you heard the National Express song?"

yes isung it earlier

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why have I got an image of The Inbetweeners in my head?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"but it's hard to get by,when your arse is as wide as a small countreeeeeeeee,and everybody says,ba ba Bada ba ba bada"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why have I got an image of The Inbetweeners in my head? "

I don't think that's quite what Jay meant by "bus wankers"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shagged on the back seat back from Edinburgh

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I hope not. It’s bad enough sitting in the filth, close proximity and inferno like heat without discovering that puddle of cringe.

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Anyone else had a wank on the coach? "

Bet your coach wasn't happy , what sport do you play

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone else had a wank on the coach?

Bet your coach wasn't happy , what sport do you play "

CSW - so he can’t be that good

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Anyone else had a wank on the coach?

Bet your coach wasn't happy , what sport do you play

CSW - so he can’t be that good "

What's CSW

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anyone else had a wank on the coach?

Bet your coach wasn't happy , what sport do you play

CSW - so he can’t be that good

What's CSW "

Combat submission wrestling, so he must of liked it or he’d have wrassled his way out of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope

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