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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!"

Only doing our jobs

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By *ngelina4uWoman  over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are. "

Why are traffic wardens horny? You say we so I assume you have a warden huddle and talk about dirty things if you know others are besides you.

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs"

I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead "

That hurts. I think the yellow stripe on our caps could be a real turn on for the ladies

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By *ngelina4uWoman  over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead "

Can you do nothing but troll and insult people on here! Jesus you seriously have problems you really do!

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By *ngelina4uWoman  over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

That hurts. I think the yellow stripe on our caps could be a real turn on for the ladies"

Take no notice of him he has personal issues and trys to take them out on people on here.

There is nothing wrong with being a traffic warden its a job you play taxes you stop people par_ing in areas that could cause danger to the public and disrupt the flow of traffic its nothing to be ashamed of.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are. "

If your horny and can never pull or pay for it due to the stigma of your job, is that why all traffic wardens are wankers?

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By *r.BlondeMan  over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

Can you do nothing but troll and insult people on here! Jesus you seriously have problems you really do! "

Sorry

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

That hurts. I think the yellow stripe on our caps could be a real turn on for the ladies

Take no notice of him he has personal issues and trys to take them out on people on here.

There is nothing wrong with being a traffic warden its a job you play taxes you stop people par_ing in areas that could cause danger to the public and disrupt the flow of traffic its nothing to be ashamed of. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are. "

It's got to be one of the worst uniforms tbf...

Not at all sexy

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

If your horny and can never pull or pay for it due to the stigma of your job, is that why all traffic wardens are wankers? "

That hurts I am filling up

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

It's got to be one of the worst uniforms tbf...

Not at all sexy"

Do you wear glasses? Lovely design our uniform is.

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

That hurts. I think the yellow stripe on our caps could be a real turn on for the ladies

Take no notice of him he has personal issues and trys to take them out on people on here.

There is nothing wrong with being a traffic warden its a job you play taxes you stop people par_ing in areas that could cause danger to the public and disrupt the flow of traffic its nothing to be ashamed of. "

I know Middleton well you are safe if I am around.If I ever have to cover Chester I will need extra pens

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By *ngelina4uWoman  over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

It's got to be one of the worst uniforms tbf...

Not at all sexy

Do you wear glasses? Lovely design our uniform is."

I wouldn't go that far to be fair but at least they haven't put you in riot gear yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs"

To be honest my friend I don't think there's enough of you, people just par_ing where they what especially builders with their Transits?

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

Could be worse, could be a UPS uniform in those fuc_ing brown shorts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

It's got to be one of the worst uniforms tbf...

Not at all sexy

Do you wear glasses? Lovely design our uniform is."

Yes i do so can see clearly

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs

To be honest my friend I don't think there's enough of you, people just par_ing where they what especially builders with their Transits? "

Bastards get em booked I say

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

It's got to be one of the worst uniforms tbf...

Not at all sexy

Do you wear glasses? Lovely design our uniform is.

Good you will see my ticket then

Yes i do so can see clearly "

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By *lsieWoman  over a year ago

where ever


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

That hurts. I think the yellow stripe on our caps could be a real turn on for the ladies

Take no notice of him he has personal issues and trys to take them out on people on here.

There is nothing wrong with being a traffic warden its a job you play taxes you stop people par_ing in areas that could cause danger to the public and disrupt the flow of traffic its nothing to be ashamed of. "

Well said...I'm not a traffic warden . What do people expect when they park where they are not suppose to park or in yellow lines ? Someone to give them a £100 for par_ing there? If you get fined for par_ing there and don't want a ticket . Don't park there. Use your brains.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently if you shag in a restricted par_ing bay for more than 15 minutes you're gonna get booked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are. "

I'd rather fuck a Traffic Cone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m surprised you admitted that your as popular as the tax man good luck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs

To be honest my friend I don't think there's enough of you, people just par_ing where they what especially builders with their Transits?

Bastards get em booked I say"

Vaguely know about some sort of by-law that builders can be fined for obstruction, yes/no anyone?

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

That hurts. I think the yellow stripe on our caps could be a real turn on for the ladies

Take no notice of him he has personal issues and trys to take them out on people on here.

There is nothing wrong with being a traffic warden its a job you play taxes you stop people par_ing in areas that could cause danger to the public and disrupt the flow of traffic its nothing to be ashamed of.

Well said...I'm not a traffic warden . What do people expect when they park where they are not suppose to park or in yellow lines ? Someone to give them a £100 for par_ing there? If you get fined for par_ing there and don't want a ticket . Don't park there. Use your brains. "

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m surprised you admitted that your as popular as the tax man good luck "

It is a cross I bear but you never know

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are.

I'd rather fuck a Traffic Cone."

That might hurt a bit

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Apparently if you shag in a restricted par_ing bay for more than 15 minutes you're gonna get booked "

A local by law restricted to the Salford area has been used a number of times unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rather live on the streets than being a traffic warden other than being a pig can't think of anything worse as a job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a par_ing ticket with fire engine outside a shop on fire

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman  over a year ago

Dublin


"Had a par_ing ticket with fire engine outside a shop on fire "

You had it personally? Did you pay it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have some cute maids uniform dresses.

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"I'd rather live on the streets than being a traffic warden other than being a pig can't think of anything worse as a job "

It is a vocation I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd rather live on the streets than being a traffic warden other than being a pig can't think of anything worse as a job "

Until of course someone is parked illegally and it affects you directly, maybe across your drive or all those damn tourist in Newquay perhaps!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have no traffic wardens in out town

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have no traffic wardens in out town "

I’m moving there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs"

Tell that to my poor dad when he parked outside the funeral directors to pick up my mums ashes only to be met by a very nasty traffic warden who made an 82 year old man very upset! You have no compassion at all. Yes people take the piss and park where they like but this warden could see why my dad was there.

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By *haremore OP   Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs

Tell that to my poor dad when he parked outside the funeral directors to pick up my mums ashes only to be met by a very nasty traffic warden who made an 82 year old man very upset! You have no compassion at all. Yes people take the piss and park where they like but this warden could see why my dad was there. "

Not funny at all disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs

Tell that to my poor dad when he parked outside the funeral directors to pick up my mums ashes only to be met by a very nasty traffic warden who made an 82 year old man very upset! You have no compassion at all. Yes people take the piss and park where they like but this warden could see why my dad was there. Not funny at all disgraceful"

Not having a go at you OP but yes he was rather nasty. I’m not saying all are the same but you have a bad experience with one and sadly you see them all the same.

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By *eliciousladyWoman  over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs

Tell that to my poor dad when he parked outside the funeral directors to pick up my mums ashes only to be met by a very nasty traffic warden who made an 82 year old man very upset! You have no compassion at all. Yes people take the piss and park where they like but this warden could see why my dad was there. "

That’s appalling, why a person would do that is incomprehensible.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure if they have to book so many a day and it’s a bonus they get but it wasn’t nice. Even the funeral director came out and said why he was there. I think if it was me I’d have reversed over him!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bet my SS uniforms more popular

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bet my SS uniforms more popular "

Fair play, you look hot dressed as a sexy sailor.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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By *ynetaurusMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

Traffic warden...May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Shame on you traffic warden

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

I think Wardens should show a little compassion now and then. Sadly they are driven by targets and bonuses. It's about raising revenue and common sense goes out of the window. I appealed a par_ing ticket and was tal_ing to the warden who ticketed me. Two passing motorists stopped and yelled abuse at her... Tough job and not for me..

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By *ingMan  over a year ago

liverpool

I am a nurse and I fucked my manager in her office

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By *irtySekretsCouple  over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent


"Nobody likes Traffic Wardens!

Only doing our jobs I know but I think it must be up there as the least desirable uniform. Say you are a bin man instead

Can you do nothing but troll and insult people on here! Jesus you seriously have problems you really do! "

Yep. Thought that too. Never a nice thing to say. Sad lonely individual x

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By *olfAndKittenCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

It's like every other job though... You get good ones and bad ones.

It just seems like 99% of traffic wardens are complete numptys.

The thing with today's day and age is the idiots get posted on social media and the rest get stuck in the same pot

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By *inakiss64Woman  over a year ago

Near St Albans

So a uniform is sexy only if the person wearing it is sexy, anyone can wear a uniform doesn't make them all of a sudden sexy if they are not to your taste.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan  over a year ago

Redditch


"It's like every other job though... You get good ones and bad ones.

It just seems like 99% of traffic wardens are complete numptys.

The thing with today's day and age is the idiots get posted on social media and the rest get stuck in the same pot "

Similar to bus driving - quite badly paid and pretty thankless. The amount of shit they get leads them just withdrawing a bit and coming across like assholes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd rather live on the streets than being a traffic warden other than being a pig can't think of anything worse as a job

Until of course someone is parked illegally and it affects you directly, maybe across your drive or all those damn tourist in Newquay perhaps! "

no I'd just shift the vehicle myself as for tourists love it when they just park anywhere should be more par_ing available at a cost they can afford I'd let them on the beach if most wasn't private now

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple  over a year ago

Torquay

Sorry, don't think that Traffic Warden has ever appeared in any of our uniformed men fantasies. Pulled over by a couple of Policeman late at night has definitely appeared

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry, don't think that Traffic Warden has ever appeared in any of our uniformed men fantasies. Pulled over by a couple of Policeman late at night has definitely appeared "

Totally agree there

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish


"Could be worse, could be a UPS uniform in those fuc_ing brown shorts "

I agree. But my UPS guy is 6’6”, built like a brick shit house, blue eyes, blonde hair, muscular, always smiles, deffo pac_ing a decent one,

It’s like the advert when he comes in...

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Oops insert carbonated dark coloured beverage beginning with c ends in e and has ok in the middle. Comes in various forms , red coloured cans, even has s bottle which is surprisingly found in more than one occasion up men’s behinds. Even have a special removal tool.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman  over a year ago

sw London

Can’t say I have ever found a traffic warden uniform sexy

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By *eallyTDHMan  over a year ago

London


"Ladies never mind Soldiers, Police or Firemans Uniforms. I am a Traffic Warden horny buggers we are. "

Apart from the uniforms mentioned above what other uniforms gets everyones heart racing?

I work in a lab and it seems to have its charms

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