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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Thanksgiving? Bugger that!
Let’s have some ranting.
HR knobs? Approved 
Idiots in car parks? Approved
Let everyone read your rant but remember, personal preferences are not rant worthy.
Have at it fabbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People starting threads for tomorrow before I have gone to bed!! Just wrong!! 
Think you’ll find it was started on Thursday - denied "
Technically it was still Wednesday night because we hadn't been to bed then! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Hypocrites and liars and liars that make a big deal about saying they hate liars, which also makes them hypocrites.
People who make a big deal about hating liars but support others in their lies because they are bestest fwiends, or they think they are but their lying friends also tell lies about them.
Ooh I feel better for getting that off my chest  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People starting threads for tomorrow before I have gone to bed!! Just wrong!!
Think you’ll find it was started on Thursday - denied
Technically it was still Wednesday night because we hadn't been to bed then!"
Technically it was Thursday morning because it was Thursday morning
Still denied |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Hypocrites and liars and liars that make a big deal about saying they hate liars, which also makes them hypocrites.
People who make a big deal about hating liars but support others in their lies because they are bestest fwiends, or they think they are but their lying friends also tell lies about them.
Ooh I feel better for getting that off my chest "
Drama llamas everywhere 
Approved and glad it made you feel better |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Hypocrites and liars and liars that make a big deal about saying they hate liars, which also makes them hypocrites.
People who make a big deal about hating liars but support others in their lies because they are bestest fwiends, or they think they are but their lying friends also tell lies about them.
Ooh I feel better for getting that off my chest
Drama llamas everywhere
Approved and glad it made you feel better "
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Puke inducing melted cheese.
Cunty people and the sycophants who can't see through their cuntyness.
People who post sarcastic comments suggesting they are soooooooo much better than everyone else here.
People who moan incessantly that they're not popular and get passed over in the kiss marry blah blah threads until they're noticed and adored by all, only to then belittle the very people who's attention they sought.
Snidey spiteful cunts who follow you round the threads making cunty comments in the vain hope you'll react.
But mostly melted cheese.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Christmas ads on the telly (argh!!!)
Christmas ads on the radio, pop up ads, billboards, everywhere...
Christmas food specials (ie mince pies) in the supermarket.
I eat Christmas dinner once a year. Is it really necessary to push this stuff six weeks before the day?
And then the bloody office/group/gym/social Christmas parties... all pretty horrible affairs with creeps skulking under mistletoes...
Christmas cards.... if I receive another robin-on-a-branch card from some unknown distant relative I'm going to scream.
I used to love Christmas when I was much younger (and I was either oblivious or immune to all the hype) but now I find it completely oppressive, unnerving and stress-inducing.
Small wonder we're sick of it all by January 2 and relegated to a six week long sackcloth-and-ashes fast of diets and gyms and post-holiday induced guilt pilates and paleo.
I don't even like mince pies.
The only thing I really like about Christmas is the fairy lights, the sparkling midnight snow of my youth and the smell of evergreens. |
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"Christmas ads on the telly (argh!!!) "
Ah, it’s insipid cover versions of songs you used to like time of the year again. Here’s a great song ruined in the most wishy washy way possible 
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The only thing I really like about Christmas is the fairy lights, the sparkling midnight snow of my youth and the smell of evergreens. "
This sounds wonderful |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Shampoo and Conditioner bottles which are a hard squeeze.
By solving the excess dripping problem manufacturers have now created a monster which can only be sqeezed by a circa 1980s lorry pulling atlas stone lifting strongman and not someone with Stu Francis' grape crushing strength like moi
Phew glad i got that off my chest!
No hair was left greasy in the making of this post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Christmas ads on the telly (argh!!!)
Ah, it’s insipid cover versions of songs you used to like time of the year again. Here’s a great song ruined in the most wishy washy way possible
THIS!!
The only thing I really like about Christmas is the fairy lights, the sparkling midnight snow of my youth and the smell of evergreens.
This sounds wonderful "
It really is. Imagine a city blazing with fairy lights in the centre, soft white snow falling, and as you head out towards the suburbs... the parks with all the evergreens and the smell of pine.... the crunch-crunch of the hard-packed snow under your boots. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Puke inducing melted cheese.
Cunty people and the sycophants who can't see through their cuntyness.
People who post sarcastic comments suggesting they are soooooooo much better than everyone else here.
People who moan incessantly that they're not popular and get passed over in the kiss marry blah blah threads until they're noticed and adored by all, only to then belittle the very people who's attention they sought.
Snidey spiteful cunts who follow you round the threads making cunty comments in the vain hope you'll react.
But mostly melted cheese.
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With you all the way there - especially the cheese |
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"Puke inducing melted cheese.
Cunty people and the sycophants who can't see through their cuntyness.
People who post sarcastic comments suggesting they are soooooooo much better than everyone else here.
People who moan incessantly that they're not popular and get passed over in the kiss marry blah blah threads until they're noticed and adored by all, only to then belittle the very people who's attention they sought.
Snidey spiteful cunts who follow you round the threads making cunty comments in the vain hope you'll react.
But mostly melted cheese.
With you all the way there - especially the cheese "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those American pricks, some of them are deep frying turkeys, and not sharing with me 
Bastards!!"
Ever had deep fried turkey? A whole turkey lowered on a chain into a huge vat of boiling peanut oil! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those American pricks, some of them are deep frying turkeys, and not sharing with me
Bastards!!
Ever had deep fried turkey? A whole turkey lowered on a chain into a huge vat of boiling peanut oil! "
Every Friday tea time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those American pricks, some of them are deep frying turkeys, and not sharing with me
Bastards!!
Ever had deep fried turkey? A whole turkey lowered on a chain into a huge vat of boiling peanut oil!
Every Friday tea time"
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By *unaBelleWoman
over a year ago
Near the big road |
"Hypocrites and liars and liars that make a big deal about saying they hate liars, which also makes them hypocrites.
People who make a big deal about hating liars but support others in their lies because they are bestest fwiends, or they think they are but their lying friends also tell lies about them.
Ooh I feel better for getting that off my chest "
Ergh yes this!! |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Puke inducing melted cheese.
Cunty people and the sycophants who can't see through their cuntyness.
People who post sarcastic comments suggesting they are soooooooo much better than everyone else here.
People who moan incessantly that they're not popular and get passed over in the kiss marry blah blah threads until they're noticed and adored by all, only to then belittle the very people who's attention they sought.
Snidey spiteful cunts who follow you round the threads making cunty comments in the vain hope you'll react.
But mostly melted cheese.
"
Approve all but the melted cheese
Deep fried camembert with some cranberry sauce is a thing of beauty |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Christmas ads on the telly (argh!!!)
Christmas ads on the radio, pop up ads, billboards, everywhere...
Christmas food specials (ie mince pies) in the supermarket.
I eat Christmas dinner once a year. Is it really necessary to push this stuff six weeks before the day?
And then the bloody office/group/gym/social Christmas parties... all pretty horrible affairs with creeps skulking under mistletoes...
Christmas cards.... if I receive another robin-on-a-branch card from some unknown distant relative I'm going to scream.
I used to love Christmas when I was much younger (and I was either oblivious or immune to all the hype) but now I find it completely oppressive, unnerving and stress-inducing.
Small wonder we're sick of it all by January 2 and relegated to a six week long sackcloth-and-ashes fast of diets and gyms and post-holiday induced guilt pilates and paleo.
I don't even like mince pies.
The only thing I really like about Christmas is the fairy lights, the sparkling midnight snow of my youth and the smell of evergreens. "
 parties approved
Everything else denied
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Shampoo and Conditioner bottles which are a hard squeeze.
By solving the excess dripping problem manufacturers have now created a monster which can only be sqeezed by a circa 1980s lorry pulling atlas stone lifting strongman and not someone with Stu Francis' grape crushing strength like moi
Phew glad i got that off my chest!
No hair was left greasy in the making of this post "
Completely with you - no need for it
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Those American pricks, some of them are deep frying turkeys, and not sharing with me
Bastards!!
Ever had deep fried turkey? A whole turkey lowered on a chain into a huge vat of boiling peanut oil! "
Keep going. I'm nearly there. Too late
Approved for their selfishness |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I'm not usually one to complain
But why are there so many mean people on here?
The liars and people who support them
Oh goodness me. Please people...get a grip."
As above - approved
No need for it. |
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"Puke inducing melted cheese.
Cunty people and the sycophants who can't see through their cuntyness.
People who post sarcastic comments suggesting they are soooooooo much better than everyone else here.
People who moan incessantly that they're not popular and get passed over in the kiss marry blah blah threads until they're noticed and adored by all, only to then belittle the very people who's attention they sought.
Snidey spiteful cunts who follow you round the threads making cunty comments in the vain hope you'll react.
But mostly melted cheese.
Approve all but the melted cheese
Deep fried camembert with some cranberry sauce is a thing of beauty "
4 out of 5 ain't bad. I'll take that...... |
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Smart motorways? Roadworks, Upgrades? Progress?
I've driven just over a 1000 motorway miles since Friday, with all but about 100 miles of that stuck in 50mph speed check zones.
When I moved to Sussex 20yrs ago, I could drive back to Watford on a Friday afternoon & Sunday evening with traffic, in around an hour.
Now, midnight on a Friday, practically zero traffic takes almost 2hrs.
The drive to Blackpool at the weekend should have took less than 4hrs, it took 6½, the drive back 7.
The drive to my mums, quickest ever time 3hrs9mins, but average was 4hrs.. The last few journeys have been between 6-7hrs..
Yesterday my 100mile, 90 min drive to the Midlands was 3½hrs & an extra 60 miles as my sat nav ping ponged me off & on the M42 to avoid congestion.
The only motorway that was flowing was the M6 toll, which I gladly took & paid for to knock 45mins off my eta.
How the f*ck can all these upgrades be classed as progress, when the entire country is at a standstill, stuck for hours on motorways?
Aaaargh!
On the plus side, the receptions I recieved when arriving at all my destinations worth it |
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"Smart motorways? Roadworks, Upgrades? Progress?
I've driven just over a 1000 motorway miles since Friday, with all but about 100 miles of that stuck in 50mph speed check zones.
When I moved to Sussex 20yrs ago, I could drive back to Watford on a Friday afternoon & Sunday evening with traffic, in around an hour.
Now, midnight on a Friday, practically zero traffic takes almost 2hrs.
The drive to Blackpool at the weekend should have took less than 4hrs, it took 6½, the drive back 7.
The drive to my mums, quickest ever time 3hrs9mins, but average was 4hrs.. The last few journeys have been between 6-7hrs..
Yesterday my 100mile, 90 min drive to the Midlands was 3½hrs & an extra 60 miles as my sat nav ping ponged me off & on the M42 to avoid congestion.
The only motorway that was flowing was the M6 toll, which I gladly took & paid for to knock 45mins off my eta.
How the f*ck can all these upgrades be classed as progress, when the entire country is at a standstill, stuck for hours on motorways?
Aaaargh!
On the plus side, the receptions I recieved when arriving at all my destinations worth it "
Rantworthy. If that don't get approved I'll my hat. |
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