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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It can easily happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If something is worth doing, do it properly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

Your in danger of starting the whole cake:biscuit debate!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bugger it. It's nearly Christmas, you might as well wait til new year to start again now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

Its ok they are classed as cakes

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Bugger it. It's nearly Christmas, you might as well wait til new year to start again now! "

Wise words, thank you

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

As they say in my part of the country "might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's fine tomorrow is a new day, good you ate them all in one go, now you can start a fresh in the morning!!

Jo.Xx

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

See this is why I have to stay away from Cadburys white chocolate fingers....

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Have you succumbed to the strawberry ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They were selling the two in one box in a shop near me. For 50p a few weeks ago. I had to force myself to eat the two lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same things with Pringles and to a certain degree Ferraro Rochaes or whatever they are called

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Its ok they are classed as cakes

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can have my share

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the one packet?

Amatuer!!

Jaffa Cakes Annonamous please...

Hello, iam Mark and I, erm, have a problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ugh I know that feeling. I'm in recovery for an eating disorder and I have to really make a huge effort to not so the same thing. I'm getting better at not buying stuff like that.

Don't beat yourself up, tomorrow is a new day!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Is eating one or two Jaffa’s a thing? I only open mine if there are other people around. They’re just too easy to get through otherwise

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By *entenTeaCouple over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

3 Months engergy drink free. Trying to kick the habbit for health reasons. Then in the past 3 weeks a six pack per week!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

FFS knew I shouldn't have read this thread before dinner, bad cravings now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

"
I had a whole mixed fruit trifle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco."

Look on the bright side, you could have spent a tenner and OD'd on them.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Same things with Pringles and to a certain degree Ferraro Rochaes or whatever they are called "

Chocolate orange is like that , just one more piece , next thing it's gone

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

I normally inhale a whole packet of jaffa cakes in about 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Noooooo , two years on the wagon for me & no mince pies either , I’m doing fine I will not fail I will not fail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Noooooo , two years on the wagon for me & no mince pies either , I’m doing fine I will not fail I will not fail "

Stay strong!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The thing is, Jaffa cakes are like a gateway drug , before you know it you're on those Mr Kipling individual sponge finger things, or exceedingly good crack cakes as I call them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Noooooo , two years on the wagon for me & no mince pies either , I’m doing fine I will not fail I will not fail

Stay strong!"

I can do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The thing is, Jaffa cakes are like a gateway drug , before you know it you're on those Mr Kipling individual sponge finger things, or exceedingly good crack cakes as I call them.

"
kipling cakes mmmmmmmnnn

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Hanky needs to get to Tesco!!

Fast!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hanky needs to get to Tesco!!

Fast!!!!!

Minxy, see what you have started!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wait till next month when Tesco sell the metre long box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look on the bright side, at least there's only 10 in a box these days, not 12.

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By *he rover returnedWoman over a year ago

xxx

Fuck it ... eat the cake/biscut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least there are only 10 in a pack now

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Just done the same with a packet if Lemon Puffs... Oh the shame... Entire packet in 15 minutes.

I can't even pretend I only planned to have two, I took the whole packet to the sofa, FFS!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just done the same with a packet if Lemon Puffs... Oh the shame... Entire packet in 15 minutes.

I can't even pretend I only planned to have two, I took the whole packet to the sofa, FFS!"

So glad it's not just me

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Just done the same with a packet if Lemon Puffs... Oh the shame... Entire packet in 15 minutes.

I can't even pretend I only planned to have two, I took the whole packet to the sofa, FFS!

So glad it's not just me "

Trouble is I'm diabetic!! I'm now seeing double my sugars are so high

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

I hear you I'm a chocolate hobnob addict resistance is futile I've been assimilated

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just done the same with a packet if Lemon Puffs... Oh the shame... Entire packet in 15 minutes.

I can't even pretend I only planned to have two, I took the whole packet to the sofa, FFS!

So glad it's not just me

Trouble is I'm diabetic!! I'm now seeing double my sugars are so high

Shit! That ain't good!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

I hear you I'm a chocolate hobnob addict resistance is futile I've been assimilated

Hobnobs are a bit gritty for me.

But I'd eat them in an emergency.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Same things with Pringles and to a certain degree Ferraro Rochaes or whatever they are called "

I will only buy the small 40g Pringle tubes these days for this reason. I know if I have one then it will be the whole tube before I stop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried but the whiskey collection bit the dust in September!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me old school but id need a restraining order from a packet of custard creams ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Just say no, folks.

I hear you I'm a chocolate hobnob addict resistance is futile I've been assimilated

I feel your pain!

Hold on...

Jaffa cakes 50p ... fuck me I been waiting for the sales and they have already started.

I am hungry now! I think I forgot something in the kitchen...

Brb

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Same things with Pringles and to a certain degree Ferraro Rochaes or whatever they are called

I will only buy the small 40g Pringle tubes these days for this reason. I know if I have one then it will be the whole tube before I stop."

I may have eaten a whole 200g tube by myself tonight

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Same things with Pringles and to a certain degree Ferraro Rochaes or whatever they are called

I will only buy the small 40g Pringle tubes these days for this reason. I know if I have one then it will be the whole tube before I stop.

I may have eaten a whole 200g tube by myself tonight

I like the use of the words "May have"...haha

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Same things with Pringles and to a certain degree Ferraro Rochaes or whatever they are called

I will only buy the small 40g Pringle tubes these days for this reason. I know if I have one then it will be the whole tube before I stop.

I may have eaten a whole 200g tube by myself tonight

I like the use of the words "May have"...haha"

Just like I "may have" eaten two packets of jaffa cakes by myself on Monday - one at work, one at home. Both lasted 5 minutes tops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I hadn't joined this thread, now I'm craving jaffa cakes and I'm a fat bastard already.

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I wish I hadn't joined this thread, now I'm craving jaffa cakes and I'm a fat bastard already."

There's a reason I run...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I wish I hadn't joined this thread, now I'm craving jaffa cakes and I'm a fat bastard already.

There's a reason I run..."

I run too, but it's usually towards the biscuits...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I hadn't joined this thread, now I'm craving jaffa cakes and I'm a fat bastard already.

There's a reason I run..."

I tried running, it just made me tired.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

The struggle is real..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's easily done OP.

I'm always in denial when I buy packets of biscuits

I always eat them all - I go into a frenzy and just inhale the lot like the cookie monster

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's easily done OP.

I'm always in denial when I buy packets of biscuits

I always eat them all - I go into a frenzy and just inhale the lot like the cookie monster

I'm amazed I got them home from the shop tbh.

Pats herself on back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's easily done OP.

I'm always in denial when I buy packets of biscuits

I always eat them all - I go into a frenzy and just inhale the lot like the cookie monster

"
and then you're disappointed because they didn't last as long as your mug of tea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's easily done OP.

I'm always in denial when I buy packets of biscuits

I always eat them all - I go into a frenzy and just inhale the lot like the cookie monster

I'm amazed I got them home from the shop tbh.

Pats herself on back."

That is an achievement!

You should get another packet of jaffas as a reward

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's easily done OP.

I'm always in denial when I buy packets of biscuits

I always eat them all - I go into a frenzy and just inhale the lot like the cookie monster

and then you're disappointed because they didn't last as long as your mug of tea!

Tea

never it's manky

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"It's easily done OP.

I'm always in denial when I buy packets of biscuits

I always eat them all - I go into a frenzy and just inhale the lot like the cookie monster

I'm amazed I got them home from the shop tbh.

Pats herself on back.

That is an achievement!

You should get another packet of jaffas as a reward

I may have to detour past Tesco again tomorrow.

Would be foolish not to, while they are on special offer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just done a whole packet of custard creams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just done a whole packet of custard creams

I had one custard cream last night. One! *sobs*

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

If you'd left any in the packet they would have missed the ones you ate. It was only fair to wolf the lot!

I made Jaffa Cake Brownie the other day. OMFG!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jaffacakes were 50p in Tesco.

I thought I could handle it, just have one, or two.

I've just mainlined the whole a packet.

Fuck sake. All those hours in biscuit rehab...wasted.

Well now you are gonna have to work them off

Just say no, folks.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Ah, life's too short.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ah, life's too short."

And so was that packet of jaffacakes...

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