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over a year ago
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If money was not an obstacle what would you ask santa for? My wish list is huge.
I want a strap on
Some lingerie quite a few bits I'm after
An electric Vive
And a whip
Mrscxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"World peace and the end to all poverty, obviously! 
Oh and an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike please!
Let's face it world peace is never going to happen"
Ok can I substitute world peace for a Mr Frosty then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy that actually reads the profile...lol
A good looking guy without a huge belly,his own hair and teeth,a sense of humour with a cock around 7/8 inches with a bow on please...
Oh and Santa I have been such a good girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear santa I know I've been naughty. This isn't a request from just me.but can you please kindly drop a bomb on 10 downing Street. Not a big one. Just one that will scare the life out of Mrs May. Also a sign in the wall adjacent saying "you've fucked up now".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing for myself but if it would go as far as being able to make sure everyone had a bed for the winter and nobody had to live on the street I would go for that it would make me just that bit happier in life. |
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"World peace and the end to all poverty, obviously!
Oh and an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike please!
Let's face it world peace is never going to happen"
World peace will happen eventually when the last ones of us dies and the world reverts back to the way it was. |
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"Dear santa I know I've been naughty. This isn't a request from just me.but can you please kindly drop a bomb on 10 downing Street. Not a big one. Just one that will scare the life out of Mrs May. Also a sign in the wall adjacent saying "you've fucked up now".
From the whole of great Britain"
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Not the whole of great Britain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.
However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.
However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts. "
Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?
Preference is Mercedes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.
However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.
Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?
Preference is Mercedes "
I'd eat all my crusts for you darling man. And, if I get the car, you get the first spin x |
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"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.
However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.
Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?
Preference is Mercedes
I'd eat all my crusts for you darling man. And, if I get the car, you get the first spin x"
Ooh la la 
Sorry my head was spinning...
I meant whoop whoop!
I have eyes, the hair and how do you say the coq? You know what the French accent aint working right now and I have cocked this up.
Why can't I be a forumite ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.
However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.
Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?
Preference is Mercedes
I'd eat all my crusts for you darling man. And, if I get the car, you get the first spin x
Ooh la la
Sorry my head was spinning...
I meant whoop whoop!
I have eyes, the hair and how do you say the coq? You know what the French accent aint working right now and I have cocked this up.
Why can't I be a forumite ffs!"
You definitely have a Pénis fantastique. No need to be a clique member  |
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