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I don't fucking believe this.
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So I gets up this morning and head straight for my i.v. of tea. 2 mugs later it's time I was in the shower so off I pop. I'm in there 2 seconds and it does a pop of it's own it's dead. No problem I thinks I'll jump in the bath and fit a new shower weekend no biggie. So I get my bath get my shit together and I'm off to work. Gets here and 1st off get my hand over from last shift. Now I've known this guy years and he makes me look happy of a morning but as we are talking I notice a daft grin on his mug. What you smiling at I ask oh nothing he replys. I think no more of it and go get changed to start work. As I walk out the locker room I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I'm covers in sodding glitter. You know that saying just wait till your father gets home it's never been more true. My daughter so in for it tonight. Bloody kids |
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I remember putting coffee in the showerheads around the pool on a lads holiday in my 20s one night, but glitter takes talent! 
Congratulations Bladey's daughter!  |
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"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx
I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is 
Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there"
No idea I need a nice lady to check for me... Oh look your not far   |
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"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx
I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is
Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there
No idea I need a nice lady to check for me... Oh look your not far "
Guy Diamond... |
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"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx
I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is
Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there
No idea I need a nice lady to check for me... Oh look your not far
Guy Diamond..."
Who ever that is he wasn't what I had in mind  |
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"As a mother, who once turned her, then teenage son glittery...
I'm high fiving your daughter "
I've just told the little moo what's she's done. Somehow I don't think she's going to be so amused when I get hold of her latter. The bank of dad is firmly shut.... |
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"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx
I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is
Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there"
Whatever you do.....DON'T FART!!! |
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"Love it bladey, but I do think a picture is in order.
Just a thought will you be changing your username?
Glitter blade seems the most popular "
Glitteruptheshitter is more Christmassy  |
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