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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Anyone fancy a cup of tea or coffee?

Have got some moist cakes in also fresh from the bakery..

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By *appyhumper123Man  over a year ago

hull

Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please"

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!"

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x"

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash

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By *appyhumper123Man  over a year ago

hull

NATO, milk 2 sugars, standard military drink

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash "

Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash

Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x"

Thank you Ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"NATO, milk 2 sugars, standard military drink "

Thanks for the explanation..will know next time now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x"

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have some pussy juice from a virgin mixed with a bit of watermelon juice ?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash

Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x

Thank you Ash "

you're welcome..Its always a pleasure for me to make you a coffee

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have some pussy juice from a virgin mixed with a bit of watermelon juice ? "

Good afternoon..

I'm terribly sorry but we have run out of virgins for today but might have a new batch in by tomorrow morning.. I could you a tea though?!

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By *eeandesCouple  over a year ago

clacton-on-sea Essex not east midlands


"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash

Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x

Thank you Ash

you're welcome..Its always a pleasure for me to make you a coffee "

One strong black and one strong white coffee and two pieces of cake please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash

Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x

Thank you Ash

you're welcome..Its always a pleasure for me to make you a coffee One strong black and one strong white coffee and two pieces of cake please "

Good afternoon _eeandes..

One strong black and one strong white coffee coming right up and 2 slices of cake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have some pussy juice from a virgin mixed with a bit of watermelon juice ?

Good afternoon..

I'm terribly sorry but we have run out of virgins for today but might have a new batch in by tomorrow morning.. I could you a tea though?!"

ok but do not put any drugs in order to make me sleep as my ass is still sore from last time !

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Cuppa soup with croutons please, it's chilly

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes please. Tea.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cuppa soup with croutons please, it's chilly "

Good afternoon northants..

One cuppa soup with croutons coming right up..Its going to be very cold from tomorrow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Yes please. Tea. "

Good afternoon Steve..one cup of tea coming right up..Milk and sugar?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx"

I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coffee and a slice of ginger cake please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx

I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x

"

What kind of cheesecake xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee and a slice of ginger cake please"

Good afternoon nottommy..

One coffee and a slice of ginger cake coming right up..

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By *eltonmanMan  over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx

I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x

What kind of cheesecake xx"

It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx

Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please"

Good afternoon _eltonman..

One extra strong coffee coming right up up..

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please"
mmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake ..

Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx

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By *eltonmanMan  over a year ago

Melton Mowbray


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please

Good afternoon _eltonman..

One extra strong coffee coming right up up..

"

Afternoon, and Cheers

Jobhunting can be so stressful

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please"

Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee?

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By *eltonmanMan  over a year ago

Melton Mowbray


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please

Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee?"

Sounds great

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake ..

Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx"

Good afternoon Fuzzy..

One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake ..

Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx

Good afternoon Fuzzy..

One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x"

Best get a bit of kitchen paper as I’m drooling... lol

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By *eltonmanMan  over a year ago

Melton Mowbray


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake ..

Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx

Good afternoon Fuzzy..

One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x

Best get a bit of kitchen paper as I’m drooling... lol

"

I'm sure I can find a MM pork pie

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please

Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee?

Sounds great"

you're welcome..good luck with the job hunting.

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By *eltonmanMan  over a year ago

Melton Mowbray


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please

Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee?

Sounds great

you're welcome..good luck with the job hunting. "

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A gingerbread latte please....need something sweet and warm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A gingerbread latte please....need something sweet and warm "

Good afternoon Ruby..

One gingerbread latte coming right up.x

I'm often called sweet and always give a warm welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection.

"

blimey!! That’s not ideal!! Hope all I’m now! Make it a double or a double double!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection.

"

Good afternoon Sapiophile

I'm sorry to read about your troubles at the dentist today.

would you like to have a brandy to help calm your nerves?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection.

blimey!! That’s not ideal!! Hope all I’m now! Make it a double or a double double!! "

I have got her a triple brandy ready Dan!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx

I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x

What kind of cheesecake xx

It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx

Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment "

Ahhh ok not my favourite xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake ..

Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx

Good afternoon Fuzzy..

One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x

Best get a bit of kitchen paper as I’m drooling... lol

"

Sorry for the delay

I had to go down the shops for your pie but then got stuck in the traffic on the way back!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx

I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x

What kind of cheesecake xx

It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx

Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment

Ahhh ok not my favourite xx"

whats your fav cheesecake then? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

May I have a peppermint tea please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"May I have a peppermint tea please "

Good evening Bella

One peppermint tea coming right up...

Hope you've had a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"May I have a peppermint tea please

Good evening Bella

One peppermint tea coming right up...

Hope you've had a good day. "

Lovely day thank you! Hope you have too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Latte pls give us the hard stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx

I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x

What kind of cheesecake xx

It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx

Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment

Ahhh ok not my favourite xx

whats your fav cheesecake then? xx"

Toffee xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea NATO please, no cake, got a dicky tum

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"May I have a peppermint tea please

Good evening Bella

One peppermint tea coming right up...

Hope you've had a good day.

Lovely day thank you! Hope you have too "

Mine was good too thank you although feeling cold!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Latte pls give us the hard stuff "

Good evening Mr Pull

One hardcore latte coming right up..

Have you been traveling anywhere nice today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could I have a pot of Earl Grey and a proper vintage tea cup and saucer please?

Ooh, and a hug. I'm a bit sad.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Tea NATO please, no cake, got a dicky tum "

Good evening Serendipity..

One NATO tea coming right up...no cake.

Hope your dicky tummy feels better soon.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Could I have a pot of Earl Grey and a proper vintage tea cup and saucer please?

Ooh, and a hug. I'm a bit sad."

Good evening TUH...

One pot of Early grey tea and an old fashioned style tea cup and saucer coming right up...

Oh and not forgetting a big hug from me also!

Hope you feel a bit happier now x

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By *palWoman  over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Would love a large earl grey please Ash, just black.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection.

Good afternoon Sapiophile

I'm sorry to read about your troubles at the dentist today.

would you like to have a brandy to help calm your nerves?"

Thanks, Ash & Dan. Double Brandy would be welcome!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Would love a large earl grey please Ash, just black. "

Hi Opal..One large early grey tea without milk coming right up x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection.

Good afternoon Sapiophile

I'm sorry to read about your troubles at the dentist today.

would you like to have a brandy to help calm your nerves?

Thanks, Ash & Dan. Double Brandy would be welcome! "

One double brandy coming right up!

Do stop by at my fab lounge bar on the forum on Saturday evening for another drink and a dance if you're feeling better by then!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Anyone else fancy a drink before i leave the kitchen?!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Anyone else fancy a drink before i leave the kitchen?!"

Thanks for my cuppa soup earlier, it was splendid! Just a cuppa tea please, strong with 1 sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tea NATO please, no cake, got a dicky tum "

Oh dear hope you are feeling better soon lovely xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Anyone else fancy a drink before i leave the kitchen?!

Thanks for my cuppa soup earlier, it was splendid! Just a cuppa tea please, strong with 1 sugar please"

You're welcome..I'm glad you enjoyed the soup!...One cuppa coming right up before i head off for the evening

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"A cup of tea, milk no sugar please x "

Hi Angie..One cup of tea with milk and no sugar coming right up..Hope you enjoy a relaxing night after the busy day you had x

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By *irestorm 500Couple  over a year ago

coventry

Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x "

Good evening Storm

One hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake coming right up..How are you doing today? x

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By *irestorm 500Couple  over a year ago

coventry


"Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x

Good evening Storm

One hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake coming right up..How are you doing today? x"

I have had a day of sorting bits and pieces out and really could just curl up with my hot chocolate and cake, how are you x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah go on then thanks. Ive had about 20 today another won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

Hi Angie..One cup of tea with milk and no sugar coming right up..Hope you enjoy a relaxing night after the busy day you had x"

Thank you, I will do later after I’ve done tea x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x

Good evening Storm

One hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake coming right up..How are you doing today? x

I have had a day of sorting bits and pieces out and really could just curl up with my hot chocolate and cake, how are you x storm x "

I'm good thank you..I had the day off work so have been mostly relaxing at home today and doing a bit of housework.

I hope you enjoy the hot chocolate and cake x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Yeah go on then thanks. Ive had about 20 today another won't hurt "

Good evening Autumn..

Have you had 20 cups of tea or coffee?!

I will make one of each as not sure yet!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Anyone fancy a drink while I'm here in the kitchen?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Its cold out so kettle is on again if anyone needs a hot drink to get warmed up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Bump!..Kettles on again if anyone fancies a brew and a slice of cake...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

It was very quiet yesterday..

Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It was very quiet yesterday..

Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink.."

Surprise me xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"It was very quiet yesterday..

Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink..

Surprise me xx"

I like giving surprises!..

as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It was very quiet yesterday..

Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink..

Surprise me xx

I like giving surprises!..

as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx"

Mmmmmmm yummy thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

I would say cuppa soup, but that would be too predictable... But can I have one anyway

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x "

Good afternoon Feisty minx..

One coffee and a carrot cake coming right up..I'll keep it warm for you until you get here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x

Good afternoon Feisty minx..

One coffee and a carrot cake coming right up..I'll keep it warm for you until you get here!"

Dont get my carrot cake all warm though, the topping will melt. Id have to lick it instead of eat it then

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I would say cuppa soup, but that would be too predictable... But can I have one anyway "

Nothing wrong with enjoying a cuppa soup everyday!..coming right up and with lots of croutons!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"It was very quiet yesterday..

Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink..

Surprise me xx

I like giving surprises!..

as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx

Mmmmmmm yummy thank you xx"

I thought you might enjoy a flake this afternoon xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It was very quiet yesterday..

Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink..

Surprise me xx

I like giving surprises!..

as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx

Mmmmmmm yummy thank you xx

I thought you might enjoy a flake this afternoon xx"

xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x

Good afternoon Feisty minx..

One coffee and a carrot cake coming right up..I'll keep it warm for you until you get here!

Dont get my carrot cake all warm though, the topping will melt. Id have to lick it instead of eat it then "

I Will only keep the coffee warm although it might be fun seeing you licking your carrot cake!.. Have a nice bit of Welsh cake in today also if you're still hungry!

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By *palWoman  over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Afternoon Ash.. may I have a black tea with a bacon roll please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash.. may I have a black tea with a bacon roll please?"

Good afternoon Opal

One black tea and a bacon roll coming right up. Any ketchup? x

I quite fancy a bacon roll now myself so will join you!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up! "

Yes please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up!

Yes please xx"

what can i get you today my lovely..

I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up!

Yes please xx

what can i get you today my lovely..

I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx"

Oh lovely I shall have a cuppa to go with them xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up!

Yes please xx

what can i get you today my lovely..

I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx

Oh lovely I shall have a cuppa to go with them xx"

One cup of tea and some malted chocolate biscuits coming right xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up!

Yes please xx

what can i get you today my lovely..

I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx

Oh lovely I shall have a cuppa to go with them xx

One cup of tea and some malted chocolate biscuits coming right xx

"

Thanks sweetie xx

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By *palWoman  over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Baileys coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dark chocolate hot chocolate with cream and baby marshmallow

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x"

Hi Opal

One large strong black coffee coming right up..

would you like a biscuit? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Baileys coffee please"

Good afternoon..

One Baileys coffee coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Dark chocolate hot chocolate with cream and baby marshmallow "

Good afternoon Cindi..One dark hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh a big mug of earl grey please, can't get warm today brrrr

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Ooh a big mug of earl grey please, can't get warm today brrrr"

Good afternoon Tequila..

One big mug of Earl grey tea coming right up..

Hopefully this will warm you up a bit!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Ash ...large Gin and Cranberry juice please , loads of ice ,...ta mate

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash ...large Gin and Cranberry juice please , loads of ice ,...ta mate "

Good evening sensual..

One large Gin and cranberry juice with lots of ice coming right up mate.

My fab lounge bar will be open on Friday night if you fancy popping for another drink.

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By *palWoman  over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x

Hi Opal

One large strong black coffee coming right up..

would you like a biscuit? x"

no thank you I can't just eat one x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x

Hi Opal

One large strong black coffee coming right up..

would you like a biscuit? x no thank you I can't just eat one x"

I hope the coffee warmed you up at least on this chilly evening x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?"

Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?

Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx"

Hi Kat..sorry for the delay!

One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?

Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx

Hi Kat..sorry for the delay!

One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx"

Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please! "

Hi mate..sounds like you could do with a hot drink!

One builders tea with one sugar and milk coming right up..will give you some biscuits to go with it!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?

Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx

Hi Kat..sorry for the delay!

One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx

Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x"

Thanks my lovely..They certainly are xx

would you like to share my last flake?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?

Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx

Hi Kat..sorry for the delay!

One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx

Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x

Thanks my lovely..They certainly are xx

would you like to share my last flake?"

That would be delightful xc

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Kettles on

would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?

Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx

Hi Kat..sorry for the delay!

One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx

Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x

Thanks my lovely..They certainly are xx

would you like to share my last flake?

That would be delightful xc"

That was very enjoyable..will get some more flakes in tomorrow!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open? "

Guess what I'll have

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open?

Guess what I'll have "

Would it be another cuppa soup by any chance?!.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please!

Hi mate..sounds like you could do with a hot drink!

One builders tea with one sugar and milk coming right up..will give you some biscuits to go with it!"

Legend!!! Love cheeky dip!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please

One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up..

What does NATO mean?!

Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x

You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x

Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx"

Can I have a nibble of your cake? X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

I'm not sure if there is any of kats cake left now but I'm sure she wont mind you having a nibble next time!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please!

Hi mate..sounds like you could do with a hot drink!

One builders tea with one sugar and milk coming right up..will give you some biscuits to go with it!

Legend!!! Love cheeky dip!! "

you're welcome..try not to drop em in your tea like i do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nibble away scotty however there is cake left xx

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open?

Guess what I'll have

Would it be another cuppa soup by any chance?!. "

Aww you remembered, I like you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open?

Guess what I'll have

Would it be another cuppa soup by any chance?!.

Aww you remembered, I like you "

cheers mate!...I have a great memory although did leave an ex gf behind at a petrol station once as had forgotten she was with me.

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By *hris55555Man  over a year ago

liverpool

I’ll take up the offer

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"I’ll take up the offer "

Good evening..would you like a tea or coffee?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? "

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you "

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion "

I will only have a little nibble i promise

Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion

I will only have a little nibble i promise

Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. "

Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion

I will only have a little nibble i promise

Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight.

Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer? "

There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music.

will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm.

Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion

I will only have a little nibble i promise

Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight.

Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer?

There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music.

will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm.

Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake "

It's a date then! I did enjoy my coffee and cake, did you enjoy your slice?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged "

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x"

No.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged "

Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz!

One hot cider coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz!

One hot cider coming right up... "

Oh cheers, you are my saviour! ?? I'm dealing with my letting agency atm who are being assholes and making my departure rather difficult

My word game is very easy!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz!

One hot cider coming right up...

Oh cheers, you are my saviour! ?? I'm dealing with my letting agency atm who are being assholes and making my departure rather difficult

My word game is very easy! "

would you like me to send the boys around to have a quiet word with the letting agents?!

I hope you enjoyed the hot cider.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion

I will only have a little nibble i promise

Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight.

Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer?

There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music.

will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm.

Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake

It's a date then! I did enjoy my coffee and cake, did you enjoy your slice? "

I did thank you..It was the best fun I've had all week..The cake was lovely also.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake?

Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake..

Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you

Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion

I will only have a little nibble i promise

Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight.

Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer?

There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music.

will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm.

Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake

It's a date then! I did enjoy my coffee and cake, did you enjoy your slice?

I did thank you..It was the best fun I've had all week..The cake was lovely also. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz!

One hot cider coming right up...

Oh cheers, you are my saviour! ?? I'm dealing with my letting agency atm who are being assholes and making my departure rather difficult

My word game is very easy!

would you like me to send the boys around to have a quiet word with the letting agents?!

I hope you enjoyed the hot cider. "

Oh that would be most welcome, Ash! I would let you know the answer to my riddle as a thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x

No."

Lol straight to the point xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x

No.

Lol straight to the point xx"

There's no point, Kat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x

No.

Lol straight to the point xx

There's no point, Kat "

Or kisses for scotty xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x

No.

Lol straight to the point xx

There's no point, Kat

Or kisses for scotty xx"

Not from me I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged

Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x

No.

Lol straight to the point xx

There's no point, Kat

Or kisses for scotty xx

Not from me I'm afraid."

xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Kettles on if anyone needs a hot drink to warm up!

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Cup,of tea please ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cup,of tea please ash "

One tea coming right up sensual..milk and sugar?

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By *ensualbicockMan  over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Cup,of tea please ash

One tea coming right up sensual..milk and sugar?"

just milk please mate , as for the sugar , well I'm sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a mug of tea please ash how are you feeling today xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Cup,of tea please ash

One tea coming right up sensual..milk and sugar? just milk please mate , as for the sugar , well I'm sweet enough "

Sorry for the delay!..tea with milk only coming up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Can I have a mug of tea please ash how are you feeling today xx"

Hi Kat...

one mug of tea coming right up...

I'm much better thank you and will be ready to open the fab bar on Saturday!x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a mug of tea please ash how are you feeling today xx

Hi Kat...

one mug of tea coming right up...

I'm much better thank you and will be ready to open the fab bar on Saturday!x"

So pleased your feeling better and thank you for the tea xx

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS  over a year ago

west here ford shire

Nice cup of tea and fruit cake please or stolen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning, Ash. Strong cappuccino, please. We had a work Xmas do last night, I got home at half 1 as I had to be up at 6 for work!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Nice cup of tea and fruit cake please or stolen "

Good evening Stella..

Sorry its taken me 3 days to get your cup of tea!...Have found some fruit cake for you!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Morning, Ash. Strong cappuccino, please. We had a work Xmas do last night, I got home at half 1 as I had to be up at 6 for work! "

Good evening Jessica..Apologies for not seeing you post for 3 days!...Would you still like that strong cappuccino?!..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London

Kettles on if anyone fancies a hot drink!..

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Normally would have my usual, but a lemsip please and maybe a high five?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Normally would have my usual, but a lemsip please and maybe a high five?"

Good evening Northants..sorry to read that you're poorly..One lemsip coming right up and of course a high five!....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan  over a year ago

Northampton


"Normally would have my usual, but a lemsip please and maybe a high five?

Good evening Northants..sorry to read that you're poorly..One lemsip coming right up and of course a high five!...."

Thanks my good man #itsnicetobenice

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By *owhard007Man  over a year ago

leeds

Large tea with 1 please ash.

Do you have any carrot cake left.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea 2 please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Large tea with 1 please ash.

Do you have any carrot cake left. "

Good evening HowHard..One large tea coming right up..you're in luck as we have some fresh carrot cake just in!

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By *owhard007Man  over a year ago

leeds

Thanks ash

Your my hero

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Tea 2 please "

Good evening mrandmrs...2 cups of tea coming right up!...fancy some custard creams?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man  over a year ago

London


"Thanks ash

Your my hero "

You're welcome..I'm not called a hero very often!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Ash one large Pin....oops wrong thread nice cuppa please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pink gin, Ash.. if you would.. to compensate for that forgotten cappuccino

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can’t leave a thread hanging on 174 replies!!

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