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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anybody ever put something up their ass and got it stuck......cheers

Live long and prosper...dash x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Asking for a friend are we?

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By *ortobello SionnachWoman over a year ago

Dublin

What do you have stuck and for how long OP? You could get sepsis if you leave it too long best go to A&E

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By *ifty69Man over a year ago

north tyneside

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Asking for a friend are we?

No,I was just sat here watching a video of Sia on letterman and it just popped in my head.....very strange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

South Side.

Oh no.. That sinking feeling as the torpedo slowly moves north. I hope its not battery powered.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Has anybody ever put something up their ass and got it stuck......cheers

Live long and prosper...dash x"

My head at times

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Has anybody ever put something up their ass and got it stuck......cheers

Live long and prosper...dash x"

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

If you use a popular search engine you can see many medical articles on the matter.

As well as copies of the xrays.

Would say it's surprising what folk put up there but that would be a lie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?"

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!"

Don't peel it up this time then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then "

Good advice FB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a dodgy experience with a carrot once it slipped out of my fingers an disappeared

it did work it's way out after a while with a lil persuasion did freak me out though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand "

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers "

Vive la watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers

Vive la watermelon

I can sense by the tone of voice you used in that sentence that you may have tried it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers

Vive la watermelon

I can sense by the tone of voice you used in that sentence that you may have tried it ?"

Maybe a cucumber? Very refreshing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers

Vive la watermelon

I can sense by the tone of voice you used in that sentence that you may have tried it ?

Maybe a cucumber? Very refreshing"

Next time I pop round to yours, do you mind doing a watermelon/cucumber smoothie?

I promise to not fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers

Vive la watermelon

I can sense by the tone of voice you used in that sentence that you may have tried it ?

Maybe a cucumber? Very refreshing

Next time I pop round to yours, do you mind doing a watermelon/cucumber smoothie?

I promise to not fuck it "

I bet that tastes quite nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on what did u put in it this time Dash?

Ok I was thinking of putting a banana up there,but just the one though!!

Don't peel it up this time then

Good advice FB

You know me, always happy to help a friend to put stuffs in his ass

Any one for a banana split?

And on a side note, you and fruit seem to go hand in hand

Long vie to the watermelon's lovers

Vive la watermelon

I can sense by the tone of voice you used in that sentence that you may have tried it ?

Maybe a cucumber? Very refreshing

Next time I pop round to yours, do you mind doing a watermelon/cucumber smoothie?

I promise to not fuck it

I bet that tastes quite nice "

Only if you do it with love Merry

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I've just had a banana.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had a banana up my ass."

How did it feel?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel? "

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now. "

Oh you are dirty !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now. "

Wow face...nice.

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By *orkie321bWoman over a year ago

Nottingham

There was an incident some time ago with my FB that involved a bullet vibe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may have had a slight panic one day but it hadn't gone too far thankfully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 finger but i had an itch

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now.

Oh you are dirty ! "

Are you working on a trawler FB?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now.

Oh you are dirty !

Are you working on a trawler FB?"

Must admit that I add to google 'trawler' but now I know I must admit I do

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now.

Oh you are dirty ! "

I peeled it before eating it was fine,that's my two off the day out the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now.

Oh you are dirty !

I peeled it before eating it was fine,that's my two off the day out the way."

Have you crapped them yet ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve had a Matchbox toy VW Beetle stuck up my arse since 1978.

It must surely be worth a fair bit to any keen collector by now as it’s still in the box to

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I've just had a banana up my ass.

How did it feel?

Nice and squidgy,I'm going to eat it now.

Oh you are dirty !

I peeled it before eating it was fine,that's my two off the day out the way.

Have you crapped them yet ? "

Less of the toilet talk,this site doesn't allow it.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Keep getting stuck up my own arse -it's fucking dark in there is all I can say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes! Alcohol, anal beads and far too much lube were involved

Thankfully the amount of lube helped return them to the outside world. And the ring thing was held in future

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Keep getting stuck up my own arse -it's fucking dark in there is all I can say"

Douche bag

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