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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Like the "Mock the Week" round. Things you'd never hear on fab....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you come to church with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not discreet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not discreet. "
or shy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hear not here :p

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

I’m not genuine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Avoid” to a lass on a fuck, kiss, avoid thread?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

There’s too many women to choose from

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This site needs more time wasters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not professional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love it how the women don't reply to my mail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single male with a que of ladies with their knickers down waiting.

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By *impleSailorMan over a year ago

the moon

Of course you can meet my mother

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Wha5 am I doing right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had 3 meets today all showed up

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By *ligible GentMan over a year ago

Wilmslow

No, I don’t want you to send a picture of your boobs

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I never realised how easy it was to get a meet, thanks fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Mrs knows I'm on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fancy meeting for a social?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Hi Sam, I've noticed you in the forums and think you're witty, charming and so handsome.

Please come and have the sex of your wildest dreams with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's so cool how everyone I fancy always lives so close!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Will you come to church with me "

I've had that one!!

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

25 cock pictures is not enough, put some more up please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"25 cock pictures is not enough, put some more up please

"
ok x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m inundated with messages sorry if I can’t read yours from a guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes of course I want to watch you wank on cam for me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, nice to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sydney University do what you like with my pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I blocked you but have now changed my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There aren't enough cock pics on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a selfish shag and don't care if you orgasm or not.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yes my relationship with the opposite sex is very fucked up, that's why I post all these twisted threads...

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sydney University do what you like with my pics

I've actually got that on my profile haha x

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Of course I'm not really a couple, I'm just having a bit of a wank.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're just passing through you say? Marvelous! I wasn't doing anything anyway.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yes! I AM a needy attention seeker! Busted!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not only am I in the clique, I'm the leader/grand-master/secretary/accountant/laundry person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After you reject me, I will stalk you

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

[Removed by poster at 18/11/18 16:28:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The doctor said it’s fine but I’ll bring you some cream just in case you get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What will you have for dinner?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Of course I won’t cancel on you I really want to fuck your brains out

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Like the "Mock the Week" round. Things you'd never hear on fab.... "
Looking for a woman with a massive Vagina

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Sydney University do what you like with my pics

That's been done.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Can anyone lend me a bur-qua?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unprofessional

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bananas do not exist in this dojo, do they?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Can anyone lend me a burka?

This site needs a monthly subscription, to read messages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like the "Mock the Week" round. Things you'd never hear on fab.... "
I'd never here sweet nothing's but when I'm hear I'm busy with nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re in a hotel near me you say? Ooooooh goody give me 10 minutes, what room number?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so glad the genital warts and now under control

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I'm so glad the genital warts and now under control"
There not for some according to a thread yesterday

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Sex outside marriage is wrong!

Masturbations is evil!

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Well, you randomly message me, of course, I'll have sex with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“What is it with this site, I never get any messages or any replies and when I do it’s always no thanks you’re not my type” Sally, 25, single female

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

That an impressive cock photo.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Won't fill in later or put pics up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a light cummer I can’t repeat and my stamina is shite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a light cummer I can’t repeat and my stamina is shite "

That's me, apart from the stamina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's so much better on here now than it was in the olden days

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I really can't be arsed but here to get fucked!

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By *ycra loutMan over a year ago

york/Scarborough

I won't waste your time honestly

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"Hear not here :p"

Punctuation!

People in glass houses....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a light cummer I can’t repeat and my stamina is shite

That's me, apart from the stamina

Yes but you have the best thighs on fab

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Feel free to put our pics on other sites and pretend it's you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please don't read my profile .You must send friend requests before messaging

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Yes, I'll meet you right now

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By *ycra loutMan over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"Yes, I'll meet you right now"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really love finding hundreds of messages in my inbox and replying to them all.

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By *andyladMan over a year ago

Hereorthere

No my wife doesn't know I'm on here and does not give me permission to be fab straight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you need to cum right now? How can I help you with that?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hot n horny, FAF? (sent to a man's inbox)

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Bello do you bell bungalow's

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By *ottie 13Woman over a year ago

Happy go lucky

I've not seen any soap and water in over a week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah just wipe your cock on my curtains

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