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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get cramp just as your cumming! "
Definitely this! Especially in the thigh area asbits soo painful! I end up having to wipe down walls, door frames the dog if she gets in my way! Very messy
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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May as well get mine off my chest, I fucked a girl anally in my car. After we had finished I went to drop her home, but the smell was unbareable. I perused the car for clues to find a big lump of her digested dinner on the back of my leather seats. More her embarrassment than mine but that’s all I got |
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious "
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty. |
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over a year ago
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My funniest was probably when I was riding someone cowgirl, I have long hair and was leaning forward a bit, and saw some of my hair on the bed, thought it was a spider and literally jumped off his cock |
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"May as well get mine off my chest, I fucked a girl anally in my car. After we had finished I went to drop her home, but the smell was unbareable. I perused the car for clues to find a big lump of her digested dinner on the back of my leather seats. More her embarrassment than mine but that’s all I got "
Yeaahhh I'm thinking that's enough. |
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"just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting"
It happens. Don't be embarrassed by it. |
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"just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting"
Ah yes- the "Carrie" effect!
Happened to me in the past too, no one's fault xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty. "
It’s like the warm water cooks them |
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.
It’s like the warm water cooks them "
Yep, boiled bum burp |
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"just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting
Ah yes- the "Carrie" effect!
Happened to me in the past too, no one's fault xx"
Perfect opportunity to get next years Halloween pics prepa_ed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon "
Went under the radar this. Hope you achieve your goal, what a sight to be seen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snapping my banjo string the first time I ever used a condom. Obviously didn’t put it on right and my foreskin stretched too far when I got a bit vigorous. Sharp pain and blood everywhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Astride a massage table massaging a lady's pussy while she was lying down when another lady just walked through the room to the kitchen ... she just said 'good morning, that looks lovely' and carried on through ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Half way through a rather vigorous session and burning love by Elvis came on.
I held in my laughter til he got to "hunk a hunk of burning love" then got the giggles so bad we both ended up in tears. |
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"Half way through a rather vigorous session and burning love by Elvis came on.
I held in my laughter til he got to "hunk a hunk of burning love" then got the giggles so bad we both ended up in tears. "
Ohhh have had this too... Not a song, but something trigge_ed the recall of the punchline for a terribly bad joke for both of us and we ended up laughing so hard we couldn't breathe... I was on top and got a stitch from laughing which only made matters worse... Then the icing on the cake was as we were finally getting back to normal, one of the logs on the fire crackled and sent a spark shooting out towards us... He got such a fright he bucked me right off, I landed on my ass, the spark landed just inches from his ass, and the two of us were in stitches all over again |
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.
It’s like the warm water cooks them
Yep, boiled bum burp "
There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle |
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After a very successful session, I strutted off the bed feeling like Beyonce. Fell down the steps I’d forgotten about, twisted my ankle and had to style it out. Damn. It wasn’t funny then but it creases me up now. Best cure for arrogance. |
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.
It’s like the warm water cooks them
Yep, boiled bum burp
There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle "
You're a sicko Macster, a sicko I tell thee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.
It’s like the warm water cooks them
Yep, boiled bum burp
There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle "
To be fair, I had a few different situations and mishaps I could’ve gone with |
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"After a very successful session, I strutted off the bed feeling like Beyonce. Fell down the steps I’d forgotten about, twisted my ankle and had to style it out. Damn. It wasn’t funny then but it creases me up now. Best cure for arrogance. "
Tuck n roll gangsta style |
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"I farted in the bath with some one once.
To be fair I found it hilarious
Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.
It’s like the warm water cooks them
Yep, boiled bum burp
There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle
To be fair, I had a few different situations and mishaps I could’ve gone with "
Calamity Mac - never a dull moment |
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"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon
You've gotta have a dream haven't you "
Once I got that nailed, it's minge and balloon knot bubbles simultaneously, like a hubba bubba baby batter explosion |
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By *VxrMan
over a year ago
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"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon
You've gotta have a dream haven't you
Once I got that nailed, it's minge and balloon knot bubbles simultaneously, like a hubba bubba baby batter
explosion"
This time next year you'll be a millionaire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"May as well get mine off my chest, I fucked a girl anally in my car. After we had finished I went to drop her home, but the smell was unbareable. I perused the car for clues to find a big lump of her digested dinner on the back of my leather seats. More her embarrassment than mine but that’s all I got "
I'm not sure why you're surprised? Always a possibility with anal surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s that embarrassing I’m not actually gonna say but one person on here knows the story
You blew a spunk bubble out your arse didn't ya?"
Whilst simultaneously bowing one from my nose |
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"It’s that embarrassing I’m not actually gonna say but one person on here knows the story
You blew a spunk bubble out your arse didn't ya?
Whilst simultaneously bowing one from my nose "
I'm well jel |
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