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over a year ago
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"Right, where were we?
I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes? "
Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, where were we?
I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?
Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick "
The lipstick was for you mais bien sur. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times"
Why did you miss the word 'part' out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, where were we?
I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?
Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick
The lipstick was for you mais bien sur."
I'm not yours  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times
Why did you miss the word 'part' out? "
Because I was lazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times
Why did you miss the word 'part' out? "
He can't think straight cos he has a butt plug in his dry butt hole. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister."
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, where were we?
I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?
Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick
The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.
I'm not yours "
I know. You belong to Narnaman. For now, but he's going down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can "
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, where were we?
I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?
Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick
The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.
I'm not yours
I know. You belong to Narnaman. For now, but he's going down "
But will you get arrested for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, where were we?
I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?
Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick
The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.
I'm not yours
I know. You belong to Narnaman. For now, but he's going down
But will you get arrested for me"
I'll make it look like an accident. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions. "
Can you do the crab though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late "
I wasn't going to mention we left without her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.
Can you do the crab though "
Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her "
Thems the rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.
Can you do the crab though
Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it."
Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
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I'd question the relationship at this point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.
Can you do the crab though
Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.
Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen "
I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
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It was cold and his bum was stinging. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.
Can you do the crab though
Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.
Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen
I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over "
Wooo ah who said anything about wanting. I'm balls deep in no nut November |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.
Can you do the crab though
Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.
Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen
I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over
Wooo ah who said anything about wanting. I'm balls deep in no nut November "
So, you lied about fucking me if you win?? Another bloody time waster  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging."
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging.
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you "
I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Because he can't spell zwei.
You don't know what I can and can't do
You can't beat me at Twister.
If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can
You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.
Can you do the crab though
Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.
Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen
I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over
Wooo ah who said anything about wanting. I'm balls deep in no nut November
So, you lied about fucking me if you win?? Another bloody time waster "
You thought that butt plug was for me? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging.
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you
I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging.
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you
I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean "
I hope you washed your fanny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times"
Why did you not see i was being facetious? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging.
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you
I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean
I hope you washed your fanny."
Last Monday yeah. Had some Tesco value wipes in the car though. All good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging.
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you
I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean
I hope you washed your fanny.
Last Monday yeah. Had some Tesco value wipes in the car though. All good "
They are soaked in vinegar. Perfect for a fishy fanny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times
Why did you not see i was being facetious? "
He's gone to bed for a wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !
Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late
I wasn't going to mention we left without her
It was cold and his bum was stinging.
And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you
I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean
I hope you washed your fanny.
Last Monday yeah. Had some Tesco value wipes in the car though. All good
They are soaked in vinegar. Perfect for a fishy fanny "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why thread deux?
Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times
Why did you not see i was being facetious?
He's gone to bed for a wank. "
Nope I was good |
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