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What’s your favourite local status update tonight?

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By *uit and boots OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Mine are:

“Need a slut”

And

... "Wheres all the sluts thourght this was a sex site ???"

I’m having trouble resisting their wiley charms!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines my favourite of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for a female slave preferably blonde with big tits me and my fuck buddy have a Jennifer Ellison fantasy lol

Brilliant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"anyone fancy sucking me off?" God loves a trier

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Probably the one I would of posted myself ... but didn’t

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By *kmale201633Man over a year ago

Southampton

And here's me just saying I'm having a relaxing one this eve...think I'm missing a trick lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Cock fun anyone 04:45,car fun, pull up and get in or i get in unzip and let nature take its course,'

So precise on the time

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By *uit and boots OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Probably the one I would of posted myself ... but didn’t "

Pray do tell

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Wow to hold a convo or to read a status if u say u are then why would you not act like it lol

Not actually sure what that means

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By *uit and boots OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Oooh, a new addition

.. "Literally The words I have typed are not reflected. Hopefully the predictive of us can see through the vowels / constants X"

I’m frankly baffled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could go a ride the noo.

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By *uit and boots OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I could go a ride the noo."

I actually quite like that one

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Two Bi blokes looking for Bi couples...flip flop fucking and hole filling all round!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Just piss on me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's quite tame locally tonight, could only find...

any one looking for a fuck tonight no strings just a good fuck

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By *VxrMan over a year ago

Newton le Willows

Looks like everyone's being boring round my way this evening.

Give it an hour or two though & it'll be full of people wanting it to 'snow' or asking who's got lemo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for chick

Believe it or not that wasn’t posted by a single male

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like everyone's being boring round my way this evening.

Give it an hour or two though & it'll be full of people wanting it to 'snow' or asking who's got lemo

I must be getting old... What does lemo mean?

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By *VxrMan over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"Looks like everyone's being boring round my way this evening.

Give it an hour or two though & it'll be full of people wanting it to 'snow' or asking who's got lemo

I must be getting old... What does lemo mean? "

It means the same as snow around these parts. No idea where it comes from at all, not my thing in the slightest

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

THICK SHAFT NEEDS DISCIPLINED

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"Any swingers getting a ride at the fair".

I guess the fair is in town. I just want to tell him to put a question mark at the end of his status.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Who fancies riding my 9 inch cock tonite at mine in my queen size bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just seen one that says stoned and horny...

Must be chucking out time

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Deep Anal anyone??!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me Finn Andy Steve or even Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone at Leeds Train station. Must add face pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"THICK SHAFT NEEDS DISCIPLINED "

Thick shafts should be rewarded if anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. FAB. What a bunch of arrogant, ignorant, pompous pricks you are. Catch AIDS.

Literally posted just this minute.... Do you reckon he wasn't getting as lucky as he hoped

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By *uit and boots OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

". FAB. What a bunch of arrogant, ignorant, pompous pricks you are. Catch AIDS.

Literally posted just this minute.... Do you reckon he wasn't getting as lucky as he hoped "

He sounds like a keeper!

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Would love to skull fuck someone and cum deep in their mouth

And a woman begging for a huge cock to fuck her bareback

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

". FAB. What a bunch of arrogant, ignorant, pompous pricks you are. Catch AIDS.

Literally posted just this minute.... Do you reckon he wasn't getting as lucky as he hoped

He sounds like a keeper! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good morning

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By *VxrMan over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"Would love to skull fuck someone and cum deep in their mouth

And a woman begging for a huge cock to fuck her bareback

It's all going off in Hackney ha

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By *VxrMan over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"Looks like everyone's being boring round my way this evening.

Give it an hour or two though & it'll be full of people wanting it to 'snow' or asking who's got lemo

Took a couple of hours but.....

"Who's got bud, drop off in xxxxxx now"

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

"who wants my 30cm cock?"

15 mins later...

"Who wants my 24cm cock?"

Poor lad lost 6cm in 15 mins.

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS over a year ago

hoyland

“Slave looking to slurp cum from a used pussy”

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By *izzymonkeyMan over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Think I'm gonna call it a day on here and delete my account.....

Gotta love some good old attention seeking....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Couldn't get to Scratchwood. M1 blocked. New location"

Klass

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

Havnt cum in weeks need help

New to this but experienced

London bound anyone about for a wank

Jasus and I thought I was bad

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