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Well that didn't go as planned...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Only just realised my laptop headphone usb connection is faulty and it's likely I've been watching porn on loud speaker...
Anyone else has something embarassing to share to make me feel better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last week I was listening to cheesy clubland to get me pumped for work, didn’t realise my headphones had came out my phone so turned it up full blast - in a busy bus station. My father in law and a man I fancy are both bus drivers, were starting their shifts, and witnessed the whole thing 
I also had a bus driver tell me I dance whenever I’m listening to music on the bus  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you plug headphones in without wearing g them to see if you can hear whatever's still playing?  "
I have after, turns out if I fondle the usb it switches from loud speaker to headphones and vice versa. |
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"Only just realised my laptop headphone usb connection is faulty and it's likely I've been watching porn on loud speaker...
Anyone else has something embarassing to share to make me feel better?"
Laughing so hard right now!!
Well let's see....
There's the time airport security had to swab and turn on my wand to ensure it wasn't an explosive device...
There's the time a bullet vibrator got tangled in the cord for my phone charger in my handbag and skittered across the table of a busy train carriage when I pulled the charger out...
There's the time I wore a crotchless bodystocking to a funeral under my dress because I couldn't find my black tights, and then fell arse over tit into the back seat of the car outside the church...
Shall I go on or are you feeling better?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Last week I was listening to cheesy clubland to get me pumped for work, didn’t realise my headphones had came out my phone so turned it up full blast - in a busy bus station. My father in law and a man I fancy are both bus drivers, were starting their shifts, and witnessed the whole thing
I also had a bus driver tell me I dance whenever I’m listening to music on the bus "
No clue what clubland is but it already makes me feel better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only just realised my laptop headphone usb connection is faulty and it's likely I've been watching porn on loud speaker...
Anyone else has something embarassing to share to make me feel better?
Laughing so hard right now!!
Well let's see....
There's the time airport security had to swab and turn on my wand to ensure it wasn't an explosive device...
There's the time a bullet vibrator got tangled in the cord for my phone charger in my handbag and skittered across the table of a busy train carriage when I pulled the charger out...
There's the time I wore a crotchless bodystocking to a funeral under my dress because I couldn't find my black tights, and then fell arse over tit into the back seat of the car outside the church...
Shall I go on or are you feeling better?? "
If we're bringing up stuff from the past.
I passed out during remembrance parade by locking my knees during standstill and fell on German soldiers, being Polish I didn't hear the end of it from one of my tutors |
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"Only just realised my laptop headphone usb connection is faulty and it's likely I've been watching porn on loud speaker...
Anyone else has something embarassing to share to make me feel better?
Laughing so hard right now!!
Well let's see....
There's the time airport security had to swab and turn on my wand to ensure it wasn't an explosive device...
There's the time a bullet vibrator got tangled in the cord for my phone charger in my handbag and skittered across the table of a busy train carriage when I pulled the charger out...
There's the time I wore a crotchless bodystocking to a funeral under my dress because I couldn't find my black tights, and then fell arse over tit into the back seat of the car outside the church...
Shall I go on or are you feeling better?? "
Oh god the last one is brilliant ! Did anyone say anything?? X |
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"If we're bringing up stuff from the past.
I passed out during remembrance parade by locking my knees during standstill and fell on German soldiers, being Polish I didn't hear the end of it from one of my tutors "
You swooned at the sight of them didn't you?? |
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"I put my hand in the zip part of my handbag to pull out some money, as I paid for something in a shop, and a condom fell out onto the floor."
I once tried to clock in at work with a slim wrapped sanitary towel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I put my hand in the zip part of my handbag to pull out some money, as I paid for something in a shop, and a condom fell out onto the floor.
I once tried to clock in at work with a slim wrapped sanitary towel"
I've pulled out sanitary towels when I'm fishing in my bag for my Oyster card on a bus. |
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"Only just realised my laptop headphone usb connection is faulty and it's likely I've been watching porn on loud speaker...
Anyone else has something embarassing to share to make me feel better?
Laughing so hard right now!!
Well let's see....
There's the time airport security had to swab and turn on my wand to ensure it wasn't an explosive device...
There's the time a bullet vibrator got tangled in the cord for my phone charger in my handbag and skittered across the table of a busy train carriage when I pulled the charger out...
There's the time I wore a crotchless bodystocking to a funeral under my dress because I couldn't find my black tights, and then fell arse over tit into the back seat of the car outside the church...
Shall I go on or are you feeling better??
Oh god the last one is brilliant ! Did anyone say anything?? X"
My mother who was also attending the funeral reached into the car, tugged down the hem of my dress and loudly said 'I think you've laddered your tights'. We never spoke of it again |
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I attended a meeting on Wednesday where we were asked to put our phones on silent before it commenced. When I swiped to open the lock screen, my Fab mailbox was still open.... I did notice the guy next to me do a double-take |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I attended a meeting on Wednesday where we were asked to put our phones on silent before it commenced. When I swiped to open the lock screen, my Fab mailbox was still open.... I did notice the guy next to me do a double-take "
Ha ha ha did he message you after the meeting  |
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