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suggested opening lines?,
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over a year ago
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"Just interested in reading some of your best opening lines from male to female, or Ladies what line comments makes you want to reply... "
As I am on another site. I recently used
'Très Magnifique... I would definitely be dropping things in front of you just to watch you bend to pick it up *insert cheeky smiley*'
I got a reply and surprised myself really. Moral of the story be cheeky, be yourself and show humour.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?
Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy. "
Are you allergic to nuts? Because if not, I may have the perfect cereal for you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd normally start the first message I sent to a lady or couple with "Thanks for your wink/message as compliments are always welcome" or such like?
It's nice to be nice!  |
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"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?
Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy.
Are you allergic to nuts? Because if not, I may have the perfect cereal for you..."
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?
Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy.
Are you allergic to nuts? Because if not, I may have the perfect cereal for you...
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. "
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I've always thought that 'lines' were a terrible way to approach a woman, as a) they're by their nature pre-prepared and not relevant to the woman in question and b) pretty naff.
Then a female friend told me that if a guy did the infamous 'breaking the ice' line the cheesiness of it would make her laugh and that would be a good start.
Personally I think they suggest an attitude of treating a woman like a piece of meat but obviously they work for some people so...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always thought that 'lines' were a terrible way to approach a woman, as a) they're by their nature pre-prepared and not relevant to the woman in question and b) pretty naff.
Then a female friend told me that if a guy did the infamous 'breaking the ice' line the cheesiness of it would make her laugh and that would be a good start.
Personally I think they suggest an attitude of treating a woman like a piece of meat but obviously they work for some people so... "
I make mine up as I go along 'wing it' when no wingmen are present.  |
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