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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So it's 3 in the morning and there's a group of girls on the sofa in work one is sat on the arm & has her heels on the thing so I go over to say shift it and get the V sign ... 
I move my body slightly to show my sia badge and her mates start waving saying no she's d*unk she doesn't know your the bouncer but I insisted to speak her about what she had done.
So I'm chatting looking at her friends watching and she goes she's a nurse and her feet are killing and don't chuck her out , I've got a soft spot for nurses so I said tell your mates I'm a dick but you got out of it and watch who you tell to Fuck off in future !!
Anyway ten mins later I'm on the dance floor , she comes up to me and tells me thanks for nice and she doesn't like guys her own age as they are Fuck boys, but I'm a ..... Dilf lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t get it? 
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking."
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor? 
Yeah that's what I was thinking."
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar? |
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way"
Yeah don't you just love it when someone says you look great...for your age. |
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"So it's 3 in the morning and there's a group of girls on the sofa in work one is sat on the arm & has her heels on the thing so I go over to say shift it and get the V sign ...
I move my body slightly to show my sia badge and her mates start waving saying no she's d*unk she doesn't know your the bouncer but I insisted to speak her about what she had done.
So I'm chatting looking at her friends watching and she goes she's a nurse and her feet are killing and don't chuck her out , I've got a soft spot for nurses so I said tell your mates I'm a dick but you got out of it and watch who you tell to Fuck off in future !!
Anyway ten mins later I'm on the dance floor , she comes up to me and tells me thanks for nice and she doesn't like guys her own age as they are Fuck boys, but I'm a ..... Dilf lol"
The first time someone tells you you're old (er) but still fanciable is a bit of a  moment isn't it. I expect she found you attractive because of your attitude too.  |
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?"
No never. |
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way
Yeah don't you just love it when someone says you look great...for your age."
 it happens a lot. They mean it as a compliment...I think  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's 3 in the morning and there's a group of girls on the sofa in work one is sat on the arm & has her heels on the thing so I go over to say shift it and get the V sign ...
I move my body slightly to show my sia badge and her mates start waving saying no she's d*unk she doesn't know your the bouncer but I insisted to speak her about what she had done.
So I'm chatting looking at her friends watching and she goes she's a nurse and her feet are killing and don't chuck her out , I've got a soft spot for nurses so I said tell your mates I'm a dick but you got out of it and watch who you tell to Fuck off in future !!
Anyway ten mins later I'm on the dance floor , she comes up to me and tells me thanks for nice and she doesn't like guys her own age as they are Fuck boys, but I'm a ..... Dilf lol"
doorman I like to frustrate |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way"
Ah right. Yep the ‘you look good for your age’ backhander happens a lot on here too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way
Yeah don't you just love it when someone says you look great...for your age."
Apart from the rider, yes.. |
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way
Yeah don't you just love it when someone says you look great...for your age.
it happens a lot. They mean it as a compliment...I think "
That's when you know you're knocking on a bit when you hear that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way
Yeah don't you just love it when someone says you look great...for your age.
it happens a lot. They mean it as a compliment...I think "
I always take it as such |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t get it?
Basically some woman at work found him attractive,but that could have been the amount of booze consumed speaking.
Or someone thought he was really old in a kind of backhanded compliment kind of way
Yeah don't you just love it when someone says you look great...for your age."
They usually comment on how smooth my skin is, for an old woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?
No never."
Shut up! You need to go on a bar crawl |
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?
No never.
Shut up! You need to go on a bar crawl "
Of course I have you daft bugger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?
No never.
Shut up! You need to go on a bar crawl
Of course I have you daft bugger."
I know. I was playing along. Have you danced with security though? |
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?
No never.
Shut up! You need to go on a bar crawl
Of course I have you daft bugger.
I know. I was playing along. Have you danced with security though? "
Nar those big butch bouncers scare me a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?"
When I used to go they were the ones normally doing the "trouble". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guess you're a bouncer, forgive my age, so what was you doing in the dance floor?
Yeah that's what I was thinking.
They sometimes walk around to check there's no trouble a brewing. Have you not been to a club or bar?
When I used to go they were the ones normally doing the "trouble"."
Things have changed now. The last one I spoke to was picking up glasses and chatted about his wife. |
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