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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is my love letter to Erect Jim
Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim
Oh fuck it
I’m shitfaced again
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Shitfaced as in d*unk? I hope so!?  "
Overdone the meds and Smirnoff.as usual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is my love letter to Erect Jim
Whose lovely bum hole I’d love to rim
Oh fuck it
I’m shitfaced again
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Shitfaced as in d*unk? I hope so!?
Overdone the meds and Smirnoff.as usual. "
I hate when that happens. |
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As I've met jim on a number of occasions I can honestly tell you hand on heart you are just what he's looking for and if he trys saying different it's just because he's a little shy. I reckon your next move should be a dozen cock pics to his inbox apparently that's his thing. Good luck op go get him tiger  |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"As I've met jim on a number of occasions I can honestly tell you hand on heart you are just what he's looking for and if he trys saying different it's just because he's a little shy. I reckon your next move should be a dozen cock pics to his inbox apparently that's his thing. Good luck op go get him tiger "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too highbrow for me. I'm more:
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass shot out of her arse
And her clit was covered in s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too highbrow for me. I'm more:
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass shot out of her arse
And her clit was covered in s |
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this 
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they."
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back  |
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back "
His back and his cheeky bottom and his... |
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back
His back and his cheeky bottom and his..."
Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats. |
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A sonnet is fourteen lines with ten syllables per line ...
How do I want thee? Let me count the ways,
Thou art so sexy, how can I resist?
Rough fucks and tender passion beckons us
So jump right in and let the bliss begin.
The world outside the window fades away
As sweat slicks bodies lost to all without
Kisses deep spread fire through nerve endings
My hair pulled tight whilst taken from behind
Or spooning, hands upon my ample breasts
Or waking, feeling hardness at my back
A sleepy fuck fest, what a way to wake
Who does not love to feel all this sometimes?
Most animal and human through the haze.
Hold tight and wander through the golden maze.
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back
His back and his cheeky bottom and his...
Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats."
Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl. |
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back
His back and his cheeky bottom and his...
Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.
Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl. "
No you can be bridesmaid and I'll be best man. We must keep it traditional though so I'll see you in trap 3 for a quicky when no 1s looking  |
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"A sonnet is fourteen lines with ten syllables per line ...
How do I want thee? Let me count the ways,
Thou art so sexy, how can I resist?
Rough fucks and tender passion beckons us
So jump right in and let the bliss begin.
The world outside the window fades away
As sweat slicks bodies lost to all without
Kisses deep spread fire through nerve endings
My hair pulled tight whilst taken from behind
Or spooning, hands upon my ample breasts
Or waking, feeling hardness at my back
A sleepy fuck fest, what a way to wake
Who does not love to feel all this sometimes?
Most animal and human through the haze.
Hold tight and wander through the golden maze.
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Awww you big daft sortie you. Faf  |
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I have a job lot of hats and fascinators to get rid of, can I interest anyone? They’re all exactly the same but at least it will identify us all at the wedding as the bunch of pervy swingers we are.
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
Thank you."
Have you set the date yet. Come on Jim lad we are all on tender hooks here.  |
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back
His back and his cheeky bottom and his...
Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.
Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl.
No you can be bridesmaid and I'll be best man. We must keep it traditional though so I'll see you in trap 3 for a quicky when no 1s looking "
It's a date. |
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"I so hope somebody's sent him a link for this
Of course I did,one needs to know when there's a special thread just for you don't they.
He must be so thrilled with the amount of true friend he has on here. Nothing quite like knowing somebody has your back
His back and his cheeky bottom and his...
Don't peak to soon it's early days yet but I reckon you should be thinking wedding hats.
Oh my,I hope I can be the flower girl.
No you can be bridesmaid and I'll be best man. We must keep it traditional though so I'll see you in trap 3 for a quicky when no 1s looking
It's a date."
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