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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Princess Leia: I love you

Solo: I know

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By *ddibleMan  over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Austin Powers: Dr Evil

"I didn't spend 8 years at Evil Med School to be called Mr"

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By *HaRiFMan  over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Film : Batman

The Joker : "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Say what again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Die Hard

“Said simple Simon to the pieman .... Give me your pies! “

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have two and they are from the same film.

1) I' ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe and swallow the gravy.

2) take a step back... and fuck your own face

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS  over a year ago

Maidstone

Can’t pick one from Robin Hood Men in Tights or The Princess Bride, but do love from They Live (which I watched earlier this evening):

I have come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Venkman 'Doh'

Stantz 'Ray'

Spengler 'Egon'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say what again I dare you I double dare you

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By *apmanMan  over a year ago

Harpenden

You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?

(The Italian Job)

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I am Jaguar Paw! This is my forest! My sons and their sons will hunt here after I am gone!

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

"That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the f#ck up for a minute and comfortably share silence" - Mia Wallace,

Pulp Fiction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Andrei you've lost another submarine?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Syvester Stallone to his trainer in rocky 4 v Ivan drago

I can see 3 of them hit the one in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The big lebowski:

Careful man, there's a beverage here!

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By *VxrMan  over a year ago

Newton le Willows

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By *VxrMan  over a year ago

Newton le Willows

One day, one day some of the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why......it was out of respect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“I’m the fucking daddy!”

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By *atalie..Woman  over a year ago

Bolton

Mr Darcy: I love you. Most ardently. Please do me the honor of accepting my hand

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By *esus H ChristMan  over a year ago

birmingham

" I had a Tahitian once, I bent him up like a pretzel, yeah I really hurt him"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"" I had a Tahitian once, I bent him up like a pretzel, yeah I really hurt him" "

fantastic film!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes.

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Back to the Future

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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By *VxrMan  over a year ago

Newton le Willows


"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

Back to the Future"

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By *esus H ChristMan  over a year ago

birmingham


"" I had a Tahitian once, I bent him up like a pretzel, yeah I really hurt him"

fantastic film! "

I think it's on film4 tonight !

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman  over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

How about noooooo you crazy Dutch bastard!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jules Winnfield "I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker"

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman  over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

If I were you, I'd get in that fuckin' car and I'd get out of here, man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got and come at me, cause I'm gonna fuckin' hit you all....from dead mans shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell me my friend

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I always ask that of all my prey.

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By *impleSailorMan  over a year ago

the moon

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not really a quote, but I love this scene.

So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that. If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting’ up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much. I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard ! your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

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By *aucycouple85Couple  over a year ago

Coalville

"so.. If we bump into little red Riding Hood I will expect you to chin the bitch"

Sean Pertwee in Dog Soldiers

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By *inakiss64Woman  over a year ago

Near St Albans

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It can't rain all the time- the crow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hakuna Matata

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hakuna Matata "

And I got downhearted....Everytime that I .....

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

‘I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way’

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By *alcon43Woman  over a year ago

Paisley

"'After all this time?' 'Always,' said Snape." ? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hakuna Matata

And I got downhearted....Everytime that I ....."

Not in front of the kids

I quite like finding dory too. “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming”

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan  over a year ago

sheffield

Billy you know something what is it?

I’m scared poncho...

Bullshit... you ain’t afraid of no man!

There is something out there waiting for us and it no maaaan!

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan  over a year ago

sheffield

it don't take much strength to pull a trigger but try getting up every morning day after day and work for a living, let's see him try that, then we'll see who the real tough guy is, the working man is the tough guy, your father's the tough guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No goodbye, you know I don't like goodbyes. See you later!

John Q

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Step away from the coffee... coffee is for closers.

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By *ave explorerMan  over a year ago

Portsmouth

I've come to fix the washing machine

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By *ony 2016Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Ditto ,,,,,,,, ( ghost )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your gonna look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth

The blues brothers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would that it were so simple.

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By *wingfellowMan  over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"You forgot your fake dog poo" (picks up fake dog poo)

"What fake dog poo"

Top Secret

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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By *kmale201633Man  over a year ago

Southampton

I'm doing everything I can...and stop calling me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Young Boy with Coffee : Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Little Girl : Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

[takes coffee]

Little Girl : Oh, won't you sit down?

Young Boy with Coffee : Cream?

Little Girl : No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?

Not just this minute.

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

Yeah, we might party. How much?

Fifteen dollar.

Fifteen dollars for both of us?

No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.

Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.

Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.

Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

Okay. Ten dollar each.

What do we get for ten dollars?

Every t'ing you want.

Everything?

Every t'ing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The end of Roy's monologue in Blade Runner, ".......time to die!)

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

"I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"

Stand By Me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A person can learn a lot from a dog, even a loopy one like ours. Marley taught me about living each day with unbridled exuberance and joy, about seizing the moment and following your heart. He taught me to appreciate the simple things-a walk in the woods, a fresh snowfall, a nap in a shaft of winter sunlight. And as he grew old and achy, he taught me about optimism in the face of adversity. Mostly, he taught me about friendship and selflessness and, above all else, unwavering loyalty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lois Lane: How big are you... um... how *tall* are you?

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Look at the size of that thing.

Judge me by my size do you?

You came in that thing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?" – Lieutenant Dan

"I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir." – Forrest

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

A few good men

You can't handle the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""so.. If we bump into little red Riding Hood I will expect you to chin the bitch"

Sean Pertwee in Dog Soldiers"

"I love you Coop!"

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

This is for matilda

Leon

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By *hunderstruckMan  over a year ago

Northampton

He’s not the messiah

He’s a very nawty boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How, a warning!!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

"Dess vaadaa! Dess vaadaa!"

"Oohdini!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I guess when you’re young, you just believe there’ll be many people with whom you’ll connect with. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times

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By *eneral HysteriaMan  over a year ago

Newcastle

You're a big man but you're in bad shape.

With me it's full time job.

Now behave yourself.

Michael Caine's Jack Carter to Bryan Mosley's Cliff Brumby in the classic Get Carter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Batman Joker never rub another mans rubharb

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Would that it were so simple."

Sooooooo funny

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

And the best, most hard hitting quote I have heard in years -

"Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life."

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

We got both kinds of music..country and western...blues brothers

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan  over a year ago

button moon

Say hello to my little friend - scarface

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks."

Mr Brown "I'm talking Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick!"

Mr Blue "How many dicks is that?"

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Apocalypse Now, 1979

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By *plpxp2Couple  over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"We got both kinds of music..country and western...blues brothers"

Elwood Blues: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake Blues: Hit it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hannibal Lecter: That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court.

Will Graham: I keep getting it for Christmas.

Hannibal Lecter: Christmas, yes. Did you get my card?

Will Graham: [uncomfortable] I got it. Thank you.

Hannibal Lecter: So nice of the bureau to forward it to me. You know, they wouldn't give me your home address.

Will Graham: I need your help, Dr. Lecter.

Hannibal Lecter: Birmingham and Atlanta. You want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?

Will Graham: Yes.

Hannibal Lecter: Why should I?

Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.

Hannibal Lecter: Then by implication, you think you are smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.

Will Graham: No, I know I'm not smarter than you.

Hannibal Lecter: Then, how did you catch me?

Will Graham: It's all in the court records. What does it matter now?

Hannibal Lecter: It doesn't matter to me, Will.

Will Graham: You had... disadvantages.

Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?

Will Graham: ... You're insane.

It’s the last 3 lines especially. Edward Norton and Anthony Hopkins do this scene brilliantly.

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By *allSteveMan  over a year ago

Poole

"I could eat a peach for hours" Face Off

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Hannibal Lecter: That's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court.

Will Graham: I keep getting it for Christmas.

Hannibal Lecter: Christmas, yes. Did you get my card?

Will Graham: [uncomfortable] I got it. Thank you.

Hannibal Lecter: So nice of the bureau to forward it to me. You know, they wouldn't give me your home address.

Will Graham: I need your help, Dr. Lecter.

Hannibal Lecter: Birmingham and Atlanta. You want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?

Will Graham: Yes.

Hannibal Lecter: Why should I?

Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.

Hannibal Lecter: Then by implication, you think you are smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me.

Will Graham: No, I know I'm not smarter than you.

Hannibal Lecter: Then, how did you catch me?

Will Graham: It's all in the court records. What does it matter now?

Hannibal Lecter: It doesn't matter to me, Will.

Will Graham: You had... disadvantages.

Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?

Will Graham: ... You're insane.

It’s the last 3 lines especially. Edward Norton and Anthony Hopkins do this scene brilliantly. "

William Petersen and Brian Cox did that scene more chillingly in Manhunter.. in my opinion.

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

He just rubbed you and rubbing is racing son days of thunder Robert Duvall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Karl: But one more thing, the person who finds her gets to name her right?

Dan Truman: Yes, that's right.

Karl: I want to name her Dottie after my wife, she's a vicious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

Armageddon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

movie - The Third Man

Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

Leeds

"Without you, they're just diamonds". Howard Saint (John Travolta) - The Punisher

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Arnie in Kinder Garden Cop. " I do not want to touch his ass, i want to make him talk"

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By *plpxp2Couple  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Arnie in Kinder Garden Cop. " I do not want to touch his ass, i want to make him talk""

Possibly Red Heat rather?..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Arnie in Kinder Garden Cop. " I do not want to touch his ass, i want to make him talk"

Possibly Red Heat rather?.."

Seen so many Arnie films, forgotten the Film. I stand corrected.

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“Nobody tells me nuthin, mumble mumble...”

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate

There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads

they're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

“You know, for that line of work I thought you’d be bigger”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Arnie in Kinder Garden Cop. " I do not want to touch his ass, i want to make him talk"

Possibly Red Heat rather?..

Seen so many Arnie films, forgotten the Film. I stand corrected.

Thanks for that "

No worries...got to go..Time to feed parakeet.

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Flowers are just tarts for the bees; you can't go wrong with a nice, firm carrot.

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By *asilForty77Man  over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

Withnail & I

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By *ay19720Man  over a year ago

Ashford kent

Lock stock..

Give me the fucking shooter...

I.ll give you the fucking shooter ya cunt... (then blows his head off).

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By *ove2Lick!Man  over a year ago

Banbury

You’re gonna need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well tickle my tits till Friday

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By *arlomaleMan  over a year ago

darlington

Up yer bum

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"“You know, for that line of work I thought you’d be bigger” "

RIP swizzle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get to the "CHOPPER"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whete gonna need a bigger boat

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford

I have to say this. I am so sad and must watch too many movies.

I read the quotes people are adding and before the sentence is finished, I know the film and my mind reads it as the voice in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your not afraid of the dark are You? Vin diesel pitch black..

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By *ooner2Man  over a year ago

peterborough

he's not the messiah.

he's a very naughty boy

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan  over a year ago

Halifax

You snotty little bastard. - A Few Good Men.

I'm not going to kill you but I dont have to save you. - Batman Begins

Why so serious? - The Dark Knight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better to burn out, than to fade away. (THE KURGAN)

Try not, do, or do not, there's is no try (MASTER YODA)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have to say this. I am so sad and must watch too many movies.

I read the quotes people are adding and before the sentence is finished, I know the film and my mind reads it as the voice in my head. "

There can never be anything sad about knowing and enjoying movies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Princess Vespa: What's happening?

Dot Matrix: It's either the 4th of July or someone is trying to kill us.

Spaceballs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its a wonderful life

No man is a failure who has friends

And

Greatest showman

This is me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Jonah King: I've changed my mind about you, Piper. You are too willful to be taught. I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.

Piper: Between now and then, I'm gonna fuck you up.

Drive angry

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