I don't have siri, but I have a Sky Q voice remote. I said my favourite swear into it - fuckshitbollockswankcunt, and it came back with "have you tried Tom Cruise movies?"

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

"Trust me

That's brilliant. Bonkers but brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have siri

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Say to Siri, 'Hello, Cortana.'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont have siri"

Google does the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whys the cost of paint in the 1800s funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have Siri, what does she say?

Get an iPhone you numpty "

ewww, no way Pedro. I like not having a cracked screen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say to Siri, 'Hello, Cortana.'

Is that what Samsung's have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I have to ask Google.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gave me a good giggle

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Say to Siri, 'Hello, Cortana.'

Is that what Samsung's have?"

No, Cortana is Microsoft's virtual assistant, Siri is Apple's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I dont have siri

Google does the same"

I'm gonna try it now

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By *dam and slutCouple over a year ago

Manchester

Ask :-

"Where is a good place to hide a body ?"

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it go on some story about fish and fins, and the fins fighting Russians?

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

This has cracked me up

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Type in is this the real life

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