"Pure filth. Didn't even save me a bone.
I have one for you. Tastes a bit like chicken..."
We've all heard the saying "you are what you eat"
I don't think it's totally true though as I've never eaten perfection.  |
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"Pure filth. Didn't even save me a bone.
I have one for you. Tastes a bit like chicken...
We've all heard the saying "you are what you eat"
I don't think it's totally true though as I've never eaten perfection. "
You must have eaten a lot of midget gems though. 
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"Pure filth. Didn't even save me a bone.
I have one for you. Tastes a bit like chicken...
We've all heard the saying "you are what you eat"
I don't think it's totally true though as I've never eaten perfection.
You must have eaten a lot of midget gems though.
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Oh you bitch! You could have said dick ffs 
But yeah, I loved them. |
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"I had kfc as well. And a rather large trifle after
Why is no one sharing?!?! I may be forced to go get my own at this rate!! "
I'll save you some next time, but we'll have to eat it at yours  |
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"I had kfc as well. And a rather large trifle after
Why is no one sharing?!?! I may be forced to go get my own at this rate!!
I'll save you some next time, but we'll have to eat it at yours "
Can we have extra corn on the cob? And do you promise not to wipe greasy fingers on my cushions? |
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"I had kfc as well. And a rather large trifle after
Why is no one sharing?!?! I may be forced to go get my own at this rate!!
I'll save you some next time, but we'll have to eat it at yours
Can we have extra corn on the cob? And do you promise not to wipe greasy fingers on my cushions? "
Corn on the cob it is. We could lick each others fingers clean |
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"Pure filth. Didn't even save me a bone.
I have one for you. Tastes a bit like chicken...
We've all heard the saying "you are what you eat"
I don't think it's totally true though as I've never eaten perfection.
You must have eaten a lot of midget gems though.
XX
Oh you bitch! You could have said dick ffs
But yeah, I loved them."
You could have said you are officially too tall to me a midget. After all I was the one who measured you.
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"I had kfc as well. And a rather large trifle after
Why is no one sharing?!?! I may be forced to go get my own at this rate!!
I'll save you some next time, but we'll have to eat it at yours
Can we have extra corn on the cob? And do you promise not to wipe greasy fingers on my cushions?
Corn on the cob it is. We could lick each others fingers clean "
Ok. But I'm not sucking the bone if it's got gravy on it. |
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"I had kfc as well. And a rather large trifle after
Why is no one sharing?!?! I may be forced to go get my own at this rate!!
I'll save you some next time, but we'll have to eat it at yours
Can we have extra corn on the cob? And do you promise not to wipe greasy fingers on my cushions?
Corn on the cob it is. We could lick each others fingers clean
Ok. But I'm not sucking the bone if it's got gravy on it. "
I aleays make sure my bone is immaculately clean |
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