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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats the hottest/filthiest thing you've ever done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaned the plughole out after a warm bath.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Stuck my arm up a horses arse.

It's very hot & filthy up there.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Sharted on my ex's pillow whilst I had a fever and gastroenteritis

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Thought a fart was safe....IT WASN'T SAFE!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ooooerrr yuk

Had a nice hot cuppa tea

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Stuck my arm up a horses arse.

It's very hot & filthy up there. "

Is that a pet name for someone on here?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I read the daily mail once. I felt filthy afterwards. It made my blood pressure rise for all the wrong reasons.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Cleaned the plughole out after a warm bath.

Is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting lagging in the loft in lady July

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My George Foreman gets filthy when I cook bacon. I hate cleaning it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Putting lagging in the loft in lady July

Thats not cleaver why didn't you just do it in October?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had to clean out the soil pipe and drain of my student house once, can still some it now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Putting lagging in the loft in lady July

Lady July

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having to take a cow's temperature. She coughed and i lost my grip on the thermometer which suddenly disappeared.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I have a feeling mine is coming up in a few weeks - decided to go to a fancy dress as Maggie Thatcher (well part of the theme is Super Villains!!) - am going to feel incredibly dirty after that I suspect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working in an oil refinery was both hot and filthy, came home smelling like a sump

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Having to take a cow's temperature. She coughed and i lost my grip on the thermometer which suddenly disappeared.

Ok -she may have been a little abrupt but that's no way to call a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had my arm in up to my elbow in the rear end of a sheep, in fact several times I've done this. I'm just so filthy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had my arm in up to my elbow in the rear end of a sheep, in fact several times I've done this. I'm just so filthy."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a bath before a shower after a had day covered in dust. . Always shower first kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My George Foreman gets filthy when I cook bacon. I hate cleaning it. "

This brings back memories!

I used to have one. Was convenient and enjoyed delicious food, but hated cleaning it.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I had my arm in up to my elbow in the rear end of a sheep, in fact several times I've done this. I'm just so filthy."

Those lambs (err boys) never learn do they?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Stuck my arm up a horses arse.

It's very hot & filthy up there.

Is that a pet name for someone on here?"

No, it was a real horse, with a twisted bowel.

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