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over a year ago
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Whats your favourite, both myself and partner have a good amd in her case, professional background, in massage.. Indian head massage seems to be her favourite, what about you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Indian head massage seems to be her favourite, what about you? "
I’ve never understand what the difference is between massaging an Indian head and anyone else’s head?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its all in the slight pull and i m sure an indian would react in same way as any other lady.. This is a type of massage aimed at the ladies.. Worth trying ladies   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is true nora... The person doing the massage ought to know some facts of the receiver, its so easy to get something wrong, especially if a person has been ill or had op... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is true nora... The person doing the massage ought to know some facts of the receiver, its so easy to get something wrong, especially if a person has been ill or had op... "
Was strange though as hadn’t been ill and never had an op. No reason really. First time I didn’t really think about it but second time I realised that was obviously what it was  |
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I had an Indian head massage once, almost put me into a coma. I was so relaxed.
I literally couldn't function for about an hour after.
Even when I could get up I decided I wasn't capable of driving as everything was still floppy. Had to call my son to come get me.
If someone could come up my house to do one, I'd definitely have another
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It really depends on what it's for. I've enjoyed Indian head massage (extending down to my shoulder blades) when I've had a headache or felt tension building up in that region. Sometimes it feels worse before it feels better, but the relief is monumental. For more general stress, definitely Swedish or deep tissue. I've only had them done professionally, though, and would be wary finding something like that here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeah deep tissue not so pleasant an experience.. I ve had a lot of them due to work and sports and i ve almost reshaped the bench its been that painful... But worth it.. Massage hits people in different ways and yup two different people can walk out having had same massage, same person and feel completely different. My partner did reflexology on me, i ended up in a deep trance state, where i had to return to my sleep to recover myself... She did nothing wrong, it was where my head was abd needed to be to sort some stuff out.. Plus i do have ability to go deep trance etc anyways, so its a mish mash of two therapys |
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"Yeah deep tissue not so pleasant an experience.. I ve had a lot of them due to work and sports and i ve almost reshaped the bench its been that painful... But worth it.. Massage hits people in different ways and yup two different people can walk out having had same massage, same person and feel completely different. My partner did reflexology on me, i ended up in a deep trance state, where i had to return to my sleep to recover myself... She did nothing wrong, it was where my head was abd needed to be to sort some stuff out.. Plus i do have ability to go deep trance etc anyways, so its a mish mash of two therapys "
I tend to like massage for the after effects. Happy to grit my teeth during to feel better for weeks afterwards. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite"
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure. "
Can I watch!!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
Can I watch!!??"
Of course. I might start a thread selling tickets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
Can I watch!!??
Of course. I might start a thread selling tickets "
Lol. I’m saying nowt else |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
Can I watch!!??
Of course. I might start a thread selling tickets
Lol. I’m saying nowt else "
Probably for the best |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure. "
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?"
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive."
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate"
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Massage is bliss. I'd go for a different one every week if i could. I like the after effects, i like the oils, relaxation, pressure and the release of tension and i'm a sucker for an osteopath too, to click everything back where it should be.
I once had an Indian massage in Delhi, he was one big Indian guy. I was quite scared lol but it beat the Thai massage i had a week earlier where I was given see through plastic pants to wear. Being very shy at the time  i hoped nothing would come up !  .
The massage by the big Indian guy was amazing in comparison as there was no chance of an embarrasing situation. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service. "
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all."
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins. "
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins.
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff"
I’ll take my chances |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins.
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff
I’ll take my chances "
not with me ya don't -dontcha know thats how the wild fandango spreads |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins.
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff
I’ll take my chances
not with me ya don't -dontcha know thats how the wild fandango spreads"
I’m kicking you in the bollocks not shagging you remember  |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins.
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff
I’ll take my chances
not with me ya don't -dontcha know thats how the wild fandango spreads
I’m kicking you in the bollocks not shagging you remember "
but I already told you I don't play with people on stimulants -spring water or no spring water as a mixer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins.
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff
I’ll take my chances
not with me ya don't -dontcha know thats how the wild fandango spreads
I’m kicking you in the bollocks not shagging you remember
but I already told you I don't play with people on stimulants -spring water or no spring water as a mixer"
You’re boring me now  |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Lumbar punch followed by a few swift kicks to the crotch is my favourite
I can do that for you, I’d throw in a few complimentary right hooks too. It would be my pleasure.
You do realise that this is a reciprocal experience don't you?
Nah, I’m more of a giver than a taker. I’m quite happy to just give you what you desire, I don’t give to receive.
In the interests of fair play, I couldn't possibly take advantage of you like that -I always reciprocate
No no no, I won’t hear of it. You can just buy me a pint instead to thank me for my service.
Ooh no -you should have told me before you were a drinker -they give off bad tantric karma -not sure if you're my type after all.
You shouldn’t make assumptions, I only drink pints of Icelandic spring water collected by the hands of virgins.
Those damn virgins -always fucking up things in fabland with their haven't a clue excuses and all -I wouldn't trust them -they might be spiking your spring water with all manner of nasty stuff
I’ll take my chances
not with me ya don't -dontcha know thats how the wild fandango spreads
I’m kicking you in the bollocks not shagging you remember
but I already told you I don't play with people on stimulants -spring water or no spring water as a mixer
You’re boring me now "
you young hucksters got no stamina for the long game -I don't sleep with just anyone you know |
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