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"one half of me says yes, the other half of me says no " one third of me says yes,the other 3 thirds say no and i believe in the majority  | |||
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"Nope, I'm not sane, about to go back to my other house 175 miles away and leave the man I love after 13 glorious days. Supposed to go yesterday but got train times mixed up (maybe that was sanity kicking in!) but I guess I have to go back sometime "hides door keys  | |||
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"About two Granny... Although I improve once Nurse has brought my meds... Err... Wibble.. "is that a warm wibble wobble or a cold wobble wibble? | |||
"of forumites are sane ? and are you one of them ? " Define sane  | |||
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"About two Granny... Although I improve once Nurse has brought my meds... Err... Wibble..
is that a warm wibble wobble or a cold wobble wibble?"It was in fact a full pants on head, pencil up each nostril "Wibble!!"... But if that is you K, I am always up for a warm wibble wobble...;-) | |||
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Am i sane...if by sane you mean self aware, cognizant and honest...then yes i am...i know my trigger points and am working on reflecting on my behaviuor when one comes up...
How many other forumites are...only one that i know of,cos i only know Sir well enough to judge...and most people probably think enjoying beating a woman/being beaten makes us both as mad as a box of frogs | |||
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"...and most people probably think enjoying beating a woman/being beaten makes us both as mad as a box of frogs "No nuttier than those who judge sanity based on something they havent tried, and might even like if they did...;-) | |||
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"...and most people probably think enjoying beating a woman/being beaten makes us both as mad as a box of frogs
No nuttier than those who judge sanity based on something they havent tried, and might even like if they did...;-)
"Very good point... | |||
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"I'm sane xx "As he moves up to Macbeth country to tie the knot with one of the cauldron sisters.... | |||
"of forumites are sane ? and are you one of them ? " But come on really Gwanny,,,,,,….!. who in their right mind would claim too be sane…….!. I mean would ya ? As for estimating percentages ?,,,, pfffttttt…… ya may as well ask what colour two O’clock is !!!…….. sheeeezzzzz…….!...... I'm I right or am meringue  | |||
"I'm sane xx
As he moves up to Macbeth country to tie the knot with one of the cauldron sisters.... "moving north is always a sign of sanity | |||
"Nope, I'm not sane, about to go back to my other house 175 miles away and leave the man I love after 13 glorious days. Supposed to go yesterday but got train times mixed up (maybe that was sanity kicking in!) but I guess I have to go back sometime "hugs...you are sane because you know grown ups have to do things we dont want to...but jim will be waiting with arms open wide when you return... | |||
"I'm sane xx
As he moves up to Macbeth country to tie the knot with one of the cauldron sisters.... "I'll futtn hubble bubble ye, the noo ya twunt!!!! | |||
"I'm sane xx
As he moves up to Macbeth country to tie the knot with one of the cauldron sisters....
I'll futtn hubble bubble ye, the noo ya twunt!!!! "Oooh... When shall we three meet...  | |||
" I'll futtn hubble bubble ye, the noo ya twunt!!!! "Pictish fighting talk... I love a scotch temper
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Do sometimes wonder, how many others are | |||
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"Catch 22"
How true! | |||
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"of forumites are sane ? and are you one of them ? But come on really Gwanny,,,,,,….!. who in their right mind would claim too be sane…….!. I mean would ya ? As for estimating percentages ?,,,, pfffttttt…… ya may as well ask what colour two O’clock is !!!…….. sheeeezzzzz…….!...... I'm I right or am meringue "You stupid woman ! Two o clock is the colour of transport! | |||
"Apparently I don't have a sensible conversation even when am talking to myself "Did you tell you that ? | |||
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" Having researched the last six months of forums ( fora? ) and including all "user no longer on site" and multiple user profiles, i can safely confirm the true percentage to be ... 107.18% of forum users are sane. " If that is the case then some of them got fifty per cent off in the sales. | |||
"of forumites are sane ? and are you one of them ? But come on really Gwanny,,,,,,….!. who in their right mind would claim too be sane…….!. I mean would ya ? As for estimating percentages ?,,,, pfffttttt…… ya may as well ask what colour two O’clock is !!!…….. sheeeezzzzz…….!...... I'm I right or am meringue
You stupid woman ! Two o clock is the colour of transport!"Yeah man !,,,,,, but what shade of transport eh?….. Cuz Mister there’s so many to choose from,,,,,,,init !!!!! | |||
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"Static transport....... Loooooooozaaaaa" Ahhhh eye see……… sumit like flogg'in a dead horse then….!.  | |||
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"You perverts are all the same.. ! Who'd buy a dead horse ?" Glue manufacturers. | |||
"You perverts are all the same.. ! Who'd buy a dead horse ?" Ahem,,,,,, the glue factory……. sheeezzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"You perverts are all the same.. ! Who'd buy a dead horse ? Glue manufacturers. " Rushmoon O'l dude….. ya musta bin ripping my thoughts there......,,,, | |||
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"You perverts are all the same.. ! Who'd buy a dead horse ?" Oh,,,,, and there’s a Belgian Butcher with a sheep’s head!!! | |||
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"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-)" Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty "but what about your alter ego(s)? | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?"shh, they are having a nap.. | |||
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"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap.."...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us"paranoid moi? not me... Harvey on the other hand is proper bad.. | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad.."ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-) | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?"is that a bit like my halter top? | |||
"That's a fraction ..... "
Nice one Nan! lol | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)"just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol  | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
" think I ll be cracking the whip soon | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon"yeeeeeha!! | |||
"What percentage of forumites are sane ? " One less than I thought there was this morning. | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! "You might need a tad more of your medication ? | |||
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"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ? "nurse.... | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ?
nurse...."coming to administer...;-) | |||
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"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ?
nurse....
coming to administer...;-)"pinches nose...mouth open.. promise not to say yukk lol | |||
"Im sane, or is that insane, I could be wrong I need to think a while on this one, get back to you 2012 "You cannot possible claim sanity.....;-) | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ?
nurse....
coming to administer...;-)
pinches nose...mouth open..
promise not to say yukk lol"whose mouth is now open and whose lips are now stretched in awe...;-) | |||
"Im sane, or is that insane, I could be wrong I need to think a while on this one, get back to you 2012 You cannot possible claim sanity.....;-) "I dont know what to claim anymore, but I know I used to be sane, just not sure if I still am | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ?
nurse....
coming to administer...;-)
pinches nose...mouth open..
promise not to say yukk lol
whose mouth is now open and whose lips are now stretched in awe...;-)"i am not putting my head in
well...maybe a little | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ?
nurse....
coming to administer...;-)
pinches nose...mouth open..
promise not to say yukk lol
whose mouth is now open and whose lips are now stretched in awe...;-)
i am not putting my head in
well...maybe a little "Allegedly.... thats what Eve said in paradise...;-) | |||
"Sanity is relative and could be considered proportionate...to your environment...;-) Yep, define sane... me and harvey are fine ty but what about your alter ego(s)?
shh, they are having a nap..
...just because we are paranoid...it does not mean they aren't out to get us
paranoid moi?
not me...
Harvey on the other hand is proper bad..ouch, my wrists are still hurting from the last restraining device...;-)
just knew you would crack first and talk about bondage lol
think I ll be cracking the whip soon
yeeeeeha!! You might need a tad more of your medication ?
nurse....
coming to administer...;-)
pinches nose...mouth open..
promise not to say yukk lol
whose mouth is now open and whose lips are now stretched in awe...;-)
i am not putting my head in
well...maybe a little
Allegedly.... thats what Eve said in paradise...;-)" thought it was along the lines of 'these bloody fig leaves are itchy' | |||
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"apparently you lose a point on the sanity scale if you talk to your pets.... Wolf
"Ahhh but I got that point back because I only talk to intelligent pets.
I know this cos my cat told me so as she administered my sanity test then certified totally compos mentos. | |||
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"I'm the sanest person on here!!!!" Yes you look it | |||
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"It helps to be a few nuts missing in order to appreciate the forums, IMHO. "I didn't have any in the first place ............ | |||
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"Blackadder: Right. Now all we have to do is fill in this MP application form. "Name"...Baldrick. First name? Baldrick: Er... I'm not sure. Blackadder: Well, you must have some idea. Baldrick: Well, it might be Sod-Off. Blackadder: What? Baldrick: Well, when I was little and I used to play in the gutter, I used to say to the other snipes "Hello, my name's Baldrick." And they'd say "Yes, we know: Sod-Off Baldrick." Blackadder: All right, "Mr S. Baldrick." Now then, "Distinguishing features".... None. Baldrick: Hold on. I've got this big growth in the middle of my face. Blackadder: That's your nose, Baldrick. Now, "Any history of insanity in the family?"... Tell you what. I'll cross out the "in." "Any history of sanity in the family?" ... None whatsoever. Now, "Criminal record?" Baldrick: Absolutely not. Blackadder: Oh, come on, Baldrick, you're going to be an MP, for God's sake! Look, I'll just put "Fraud and sexual deviancy". " | |||
