So,
Finally plucked up courage to join a gym nearby that also has small swim pool and sauna.
Was advised to get hold of padlock for locker.
So I strolls in on first night ,very busy, with my chest out head held up high .." Well hello Ladies"
Gets changed with a swagger....
Close locker .....
Then the crushing realisation .......yes ....
Keys for pad lock in my track bottoms ,yes in my pocket yes in my locker which I,d just closed and locked...
GULP.....
Then the daunting prospect of having to walk home, through busy high street night revellers, in the cold, worse still in my BUDGIE
SMUGGLERS...!!!
momentary panic ,as I sloutched down with head in hands in changing room bench...
That was till my savoir a understanding fellow member ,who guessed what I,d just done.
For he,d done exactly same on his second visit.
Who directed us to reception who thankfully had some bolt cutters..
Ppphhheeewwww....! |
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"So,
Finally plucked up courage to join a gym nearby that also has small swim pool and sauna.
Was advised to get hold of padlock for locker.
So I strolls in on first night ,very busy, with my chest out head held up high .." Well hello Ladies"
Gets changed with a swagger....
Close locker .....
Then the crushing realisation .......yes ....
Keys for pad lock in my track bottoms ,yes in my pocket yes in my locker which I,d just closed and locked...
GULP.....
Then the daunting prospect of having to walk home, through busy high street night revellers, in the cold, worse still in my BUDGIE
SMUGGLERS...!!!
momentary panic ,as I sloutched down with head in hands in changing room bench...
That was till my savoir a understanding fellow member ,who guessed what I,d just done.
For he,d done exactly same on his second visit.
Who directed us to reception who thankfully had some bolt cutters..
Ppphhheeewwww....!"
Made me laugh....
sorry- at your expense!
We’ve all done something similar
That’s why it’s funny
Mrs P x |
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"So,
Finally plucked up courage to join a gym nearby that also has small swim pool and sauna.
Was advised to get hold of padlock for locker.
So I strolls in on first night ,very busy, with my chest out head held up high .." Well hello Ladies"
Gets changed with a swagger....
Close locker .....
Then the crushing realisation .......yes ....
Keys for pad lock in my track bottoms ,yes in my pocket yes in my locker which I,d just closed and locked...
GULP.....
Then the daunting prospect of having to walk home, through busy high street night revellers, in the cold, worse still in my BUDGIE
SMUGGLERS...!!!
momentary panic ,as I sloutched down with head in hands in changing room bench...
That was till my savoir a understanding fellow member ,who guessed what I,d just done.
For he,d done exactly same on his second visit.
Who directed us to reception who thankfully had some bolt cutters..
Ppphhheeewwww....!
Made me laugh....
sorry- at your expense!
We’ve all done something similar
That’s why it’s funny
Mrs P x"
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