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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all."
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. "
Gave him a time and place in Exeter, o meant.... |
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Admittedly, it was when I was going through the Exeter by-pass on holiday to Cornwall at 8.28am one Saturday and I offered him to stand on the bridge and wave but.....no. Phew, lucky escape Stevie.... |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. "
Honest injun, I think I'll pull out, I'm so shocked.
He knows I only boil for coffee. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too. "
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.  |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in. "
Too late, matey-boi, my bisexuality is at the extreme straight part of the spectrum. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
Milk two sugars if you're getting them in Topsy me luv."
I didn't notice you FAFing me...bugger off you, make your own and don't forget the cakeage. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.
Too late, matey-boi, my bisexuality is at the extreme straight part of the spectrum. "
Fab straight then Steve. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
Milk two sugars if you're getting them in Topsy me luv.
I didn't notice you FAFing me...bugger off you, make your own and don't forget the cakeage."
Pfffffft. No faf message? You wimmins wants it all. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.
Too late, matey-boi, my bisexuality is at the extreme straight part of the spectrum.
Fab straight then Steve."
the sexy ladies have turned me. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in. "
Beast! |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll pencil you in.
Beast!"
yes, note the use of the word ‘pencil’ to imitate a thin cock. And he hasn’t, so it was a beastly thing to say. Exeter.....  |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you. "
Ftfy  |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.
Ftfy "
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.
Ftfy "
Proper laughing now. |
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"I said yes to his eloquent FAF message but now he wants me to make tea. I mean, what is THAT all about.
Some blokes want it all.
He’s from Exeter...
Did you know, that I once arranged a meet - have him the time and location and he said no? Un-fucking-believable and I was willing to travel too.
Not into cock yet Steve, as soon as I am, I’ll put my pencil in you.
Ftfy "
Material like that, has to be in the first novel Barbara. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Can we get an update please.
Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?
No tea.
No cake and absolutely no sex.
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But wasn't it Topsy Antoinette that said "Let Tame eat cake"? 
I'm confused |
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"Can we get an update please.
Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?
No tea.
No cake and absolutely no sex.
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You two need to get your act together.
Or at least get something together.
Hearing about other people having it is the closest I get to cake these days. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!
Them northerners...
Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon. "
it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair! |
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"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!
Them northerners...
Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.
it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!"
You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh. |
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"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!
Them northerners...
Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.
it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!
You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh."
I always pack beads and mirrors so I can trade with the natives.... |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!
Them northerners...
Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.
it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!
You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh."
Oh she has a bed with memory foam an everythin -but I not so sure if I wanna sleep with that bed's memories. |
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"What would a FAF message be?
Mike xx
Fancy a fuck?
or Fuck a Friend
Fuck a friend please?
i would -but we've barely been introduced."
Let's get better acquainted |
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"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!
Them northerners...
Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.
it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!
You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh.
I always pack beads and mirrors so I can trade with the natives.... "
I'll have you know we are perfectly civilised here I. Watford.
You only need passports, phrase books and trading items for when you reach Watford Gap - which is miles away.  |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"What would a FAF message be?
Mike xx
Fancy a fuck?
or Fuck a Friend
Fuck a friend please?
i would -but we've barely been introduced.
Let's get better acquainted
Threesome? "
Oi -wait your turn we've barely been introduced |
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"There was one on here that expected me to travel to Watford -like that was ever gonna happen!
Them northerners...
Their houses will be arguing over a chair soon.
it gets worse, she doesn't even have a chair!
You’ll have to do it standing up but you’ll need to put survival gear in the car first, it’s bleak oop norfh.
I always pack beads and mirrors so I can trade with the natives....
I'll have you know we are perfectly civilised here I. Watford.
You only need passports, phrase books and trading items for when you reach Watford Gap - which is miles away. "
Watford, that the Midlands, yes?
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"What would a FAF message be?
Mike xx
Fancy a fuck?
or Fuck a Friend
Fuck a friend please?
i would -but we've barely been introduced.
Let's get better acquainted
Threesome? "
Could be fun |
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By *ansNotHot.Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"What would a FAF message be?
Mike xx
Fancy a fuck?
or Fuck a Friend
Fuck a friend please?
i would -but we've barely been introduced.
Let's get better acquainted
Threesome?
Could be fun "
I’m in, are you? |
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"What would a FAF message be?
Mike xx
Fancy a fuck?
or Fuck a Friend
Fuck a friend please?
i would -but we've barely been introduced.
Let's get better acquainted
Threesome?
Could be fun
I’m in, are you? "
It’s Bananaman! |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"Can we get an update please.
Has there been any tea, cake or rumpy pumpy yet?
No tea.
No cake and absolutely no sex.
But wasn't it Topsy Antoinette that said "Let Tame eat cake"?
I'm confused "
Very clever play on words |
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