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By *ddible OP Man
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
I've got a real serious head on at the moment, I'm turning into one of those deep thinking fuckwits. I can't seem to shake it off
Can so done please distract me with some of the normal mindless banter that usually dominates these pages
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck...no, marry...no, boobs are better than bums...hands up if you like threesomes...why does no one reply?!...guess the person aboves shoe size...big fight about Brexit
Did that work? |
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By *ddible OP Man
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me"
Is it because their front legs are shorter than the rear? |
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By *ddible OP Man
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me
Is it because their front legs are shorter than the rear? "
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By *ddible OP Man
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
A man goes into the doctors and asks the receptionist if he can have an appointment to see the doctor
The receptionist asks what is the problem?
The man a little taken aback to be asked such a personal question in such a busy waiting room replies "it's my cock"
The reception gasps and says there is no need for such a crude and inappropriate reply.
The man's says well you did ask what was I suppose to say?
The woman says you could have worded it differently
So the man thinks for a moment, goes out and comes back in
I'd like to see the doctor please
The woman asks with a smug grin on her face "and what's the problem?"
It's my ear replies the man
"And what is wrong with your ear" asked the woman
I can't piss from it! |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me"
Lol my response is invisible? Or wrong? Or same as what you were going to say?  |
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By *ddible OP Man
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
"That seems to be working although I do actually know why bulls can't run down hills and the temptation to enlighten you all with this pointless bit of useless bollocks is killing me
Lol my response is invisible? Or wrong? Or same as what you were going to say? "
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and lol.