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over a year ago
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"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.
If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick? "
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"A seal
A highland cow
A dogue de bordeaux
A Newfoundland
A pheasant
A ferret
Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish
and a duck 
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I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt  |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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"A seal
A highland cow
A dogue de bordeaux
A Newfoundland
A pheasant
A ferret
Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish
and a duck
I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt "
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a good tight seal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A seal
A highland cow
A dogue de bordeaux
A Newfoundland
A pheasant
A ferret
Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish
and a duck
I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a good tight seal!"
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After discussion, I’m gonna spend my inheritance money on a safari park. (No idea how much they cost or if I’ll have enough)
Dotty is gonna run it for me. I’ll need other employees |
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"After discussion, I’m gonna spend my inheritance money on a safari park. (No idea how much they cost or if I’ll have enough)
Dotty is gonna run it for me. I’ll need other employees "
Ask the guy who bought a zoo in America (there was a film about it starring Matt Damon) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After discussion, I’m gonna spend my inheritance money on a safari park. (No idea how much they cost or if I’ll have enough)
Dotty is gonna run it for me. I’ll need other employees "
I'm only looking after the cute animals though. We need people to look after the boring or scary ones.
Oh!! I will train some sealions and we can put on a show! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.
If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick? "
Friends run an animal orphanage in Kenya and I have been lucky enough to play with orphaned “unicorns” and elephants - they are as cute as can be. I would love to have one as as a pet, however there is logistical problems as the grow up!  |
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"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.
If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick?
Friends run an animal orphanage in Kenya and I have been lucky enough to play with orphaned “unicorns” and elephants - they are as cute as can be. I would love to have one as as a pet, however there is logistical problems as the grow up! "
I'm so jealous |
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"I fancy having a Tigon (where a Male Tiger breeds with a Female Lion)
I thought that was a liger? And don’t they grow huge?!  "
That’s the other way round (Male Lion/Female Tiger). I’m aware they grow to a size, but we’re hardly talking realistic ideas for pets in this thread |
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"I fancy having a Tigon (where a Male Tiger breeds with a Female Lion)
I thought that was a liger? And don’t they grow huge?!
That’s the other way round (Male Lion/Female Tiger). I’m aware they grow to a size, but we’re hardly talking realistic ideas for pets in this thread"
Haha, Napoleon Dynamite |
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"I want an Alpaca, they're just such bizarre looking things "
We visited a tourist trap for 'protecting' the 'orphan' alpaca in Peru, they are the sweetest, cheekiest, softest woolly jumpers you could meet. Eyes to melt your heart.
I'm sure you could meet one if not own one yet - lots farmed for wool around our county and Derbyshire.
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I always had 2 animals I would absolutely love to own. I made my dreams come true with one of them. So much so I now own three of them....English Bulldogs!
The other a silver back gorilla. Obviously, I do not own one of those lol. Such majestic type of animals. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A seal
A highland cow
A dogue de bordeaux
A Newfoundland
A pheasant
A ferret
Some sea horse and a long horn cowfish
and a duck
I couldn't have a seal, their eyes are so sad it makes my heart hurt "
That's the appeal their big sad eyes, my dog makes those eyes when you won't play but when you do his eyes light up, I want to see happy seal eyes |
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch. "
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ? |
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ? "
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face  |
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face "
i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude |
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face
i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude "
Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!
Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow! |
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face
i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude
Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!
Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow! "
He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond . I put fish in once a week for him |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face
i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude
Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!
Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!
He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond . I put fish in once a week for him "
And the turtles even have their own little gnome eh Merry?  |
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face
i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude
Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!
Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!
He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond . I put fish in once a week for him
And the turtles even have their own little gnome eh Merry? "
You won’t find one of those in my garden. They’re creepy and evil. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I always, always wanted a tortoise.
I have one now and couldn’t be more chuffed. She’s one of the loves of my life! Noisy shell banging bitch.
Genuinely curious...no bitchiness meant, but, do they have personalities ? Can you “read” them like a dog or a cat? Do/can you pet them? How do they show they like it ?
I don’t have the experience with other tortoises to compare but this one is just lovely. I can’t read her yet. She likes to wind up the dogs by running into them. She doesn’t really like being picked up. She will wriggle and try and claw her way out of your grip. She’s hella strong for a little thing. She absolutely loves her bed and her food. She loves her chin being tickled and is happy to sit on my lap. She prefers my daughter though. She’s very nocturnal and has taken to running around her pen knocking on the sides with her shell until the wee small hours.
Probably not the most entertaining pet but I adore her little wrinkly face
i don’t know about tortoises but both my turtles had different personalities. One would swim up to me and eat out of my hand happily, he’d let me pick him up and play with him. The other one though, doesn’t eat turtle food...he prefers to hunt and eat fish and frogs, He hisses at me and claws his away out of my hands if I pick him up. He’s basically got a really bad attitude
Ah they sound awesome. I bet you’re not happy with the fish hunter though!
Shelby couldn’t catch her own shadow!
He was promptly moved from the pond with the fish, a koi supper was the straw that broke tye donkies back. You’ve not seen my garden for a while, it’s changed. He now has his own penned in pond . I put fish in once a week for him
And the turtles even have their own little gnome eh Merry?
You won’t find one of those in my garden. They’re creepy and evil. "
Oooohh you must have shaved off your beard then!! |
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"My friend told my daughter that a Rhino is just a fat unicorn and now she wants one.
If you could have any animal as a pet what would you pick? "
I'd pick a grizzly and keep it in hallway near front door that'll stop postman putting crap through it everyday |
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