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over a year ago
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
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sounds a fun night, i think I need the same!! |
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
Make sure the whiskey is Jamesons  "
It wouldnt make much difference.. canny taste anything  |
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"A fluffer? I can fluff....
can you nurse as well 
I have a nurses's outfit and a first aid qualification - will that do??
Well why you not here yet "
hang on - I'm checking the flights from Bristol.. |
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"A fluffer? I can fluff....
can you nurse as well
I have a nurses's outfit and a first aid qualification - will that do??
Well why you not here yet
hang on - I'm checking the flights from Bristol.."
happy days  |
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
At your services ma'am "
can you get here quick smart, im over heating and need sponged down a little |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
At your services ma'am
can you get here quick smart, im over heating and need sponged down a little "
Now I'm overheating at the thought  |
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
At your services ma'am
can you get here quick smart, im over heating and need sponged down a little
Now I'm overheating at the thought "
Plenty of room in my bed if your feeling poorly as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
At your services ma'am
can you get here quick smart, im over heating and need sponged down a little
Now I'm overheating at the thought
Plenty of room in my bed if your feeling poorly as well "
Plenty of room in the bed? Have you chucked Mr A off for me already?   |
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hang on - I'm checking the flights from Bristol..
if you can't find one to belfast then find one to newcastle!!! lol
OI stop trying to steal my fluffer and nurse  "
I dunno - looks like I've been overlooked now for the frocked one   |
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hang on - I'm checking the flights from Bristol..
if you can't find one to belfast then find one to newcastle!!! lol
OI stop trying to steal my fluffer and nurse
I dunno - looks like I've been overlooked now for the frocked one "
Oh no... needs lots of attention |
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
At your services ma'am
can you get here quick smart, im over heating and need sponged down a little
Now I'm overheating at the thought
Plenty of room in my bed if your feeling poorly as well
Plenty of room in the bed? Have you chucked Mr A off for me already? "
he's left me on my own |
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
At your services ma'am
can you get here quick smart, im over heating and need sponged down a little
Now I'm overheating at the thought
Plenty of room in my bed if your feeling poorly as well
Plenty of room in the bed? Have you chucked Mr A off for me already?
he's left me on my own "
by any remote chance did he leave you the TV buttons?
would pressing Frock's buttons work? |
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hang on - I'm checking the flights from Bristol..
if you can't find one to belfast then find one to newcastle!!! lol
OI stop trying to steal my fluffer and nurse
I dunno - looks like I've been overlooked now for the frocked one
Oh no... needs lots of attention "
Does that mean I've got to play nurse to both of you....? |
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hang on - I'm checking the flights from Bristol..
if you can't find one to belfast then find one to newcastle!!! lol
OI stop trying to steal my fluffer and nurse
I dunno - looks like I've been overlooked now for the frocked one
Oh no... needs lots of attention
Does that mean I've got to play nurse to both of you....?"
you can both be my nurses |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!  "
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol"
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there! |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there! "
Oh now you dont want to nurse me |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there!
Oh now you dont want to nurse me "
I need a nurse, sore throat and feel yuck |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there!
Oh now you dont want to nurse me
I need a nurse, sore throat and feel yuck"
Same here, on 2nd voddy to see if it helps me sleep, fingers crossed, just glad im of for 2 days now |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there!
Oh now you dont want to nurse me
I need a nurse, sore throat and feel yuck
Same here, on 2nd voddy to see if it helps me sleep, fingers crossed, just glad im of for 2 days now "
Ot's ok during the day, but bad at night and first thing when I wake up |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there!
Oh now you dont want to nurse me
I need a nurse, sore throat and feel yuck
Same here, on 2nd voddy to see if it helps me sleep, fingers crossed, just glad im of for 2 days now
Ot's ok during the day, but bad at night and first thing when I wake up"
Oh not good ... sends hugs xxx |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there!
Oh now you dont want to nurse me
I need a nurse, sore throat and feel yuck
Same here, on 2nd voddy to see if it helps me sleep, fingers crossed, just glad im of for 2 days now
Ot's ok during the day, but bad at night and first thing when I wake up
Oh not good ... sends hugs xxx"
Am gonna go and snuggle down in bed, night night peeps
x |
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"you can still come up here.... lol
have just discovered that there are flights from Bristol to Newcastle - never knew that before!
been trying to tell ya that for 18 months!!!!!
your choice now... train or plane!!! lol
lol - hubby worked up there for 6 months last year - he always took the train or drove, so I never thought about flying there!
Oh now you dont want to nurse me
I need a nurse, sore throat and feel yuck
Same here, on 2nd voddy to see if it helps me sleep, fingers crossed, just glad im of for 2 days now
Ot's ok during the day, but bad at night and first thing when I wake up
Oh not good ... sends hugs xxx
Am gonna go and snuggle down in bed, night night peeps
x"
night night, sleep tight xxx |
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"One bottle of whiskey
One jar of honey
One tub of vicks
One packet of painkillers
A pillow fluffer and A nurse
what about the partridge in a pear tree?"
On the twelvth day of Christmas,
My true friends gave to me,
Twelve Drummers Rimming,
Eleven Pipers Playing,
Ten Lords-a-perving,
Nine Ladies gushing,
Eight Maids-a-licking,
Seven Swans-a-Swinging, (swansea city fans)
Six Geishas-a-pleasing,
Five cock Rings,
Four Calling cucks,
Three French letters,
Two willing wives,
And a rabbit with a spare bat'ry. |
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